Great Night Audio Feed

Brian and Justin settle onto the couch for a supposedly low-energy show, and Justin vows not to be funny. Brian’s forgotten wedding RSVP sparks a full taxonomy of “eek,” “oof,” and “yikes,” before a Nathan Fielder documentary sends him chasing every podcast about it. Plus, another round of the Kelly Clarkson–Art of Play bird saga, memories of their Houdini séance, and a detour through The Simpsons.

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Brian and Justin unpack Kelly Clarkson’s Art of Play saga: a $15,000 mechanical bird, a secret magic theater, and a PR response that sets off Brian’s “smuggy sense.” They react to Pablo Torre’s coverage, imagine a floppy-disk repair shop with a very different business model, and debate how internet arguments spiral. Plus, Texas campaign rumor chaos, Brian’s new scale, and a bonus detour into the keyboard preset behind Gorillaz’s “Clint Eastwood.”

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Brian and Justin become the Chemicals, Brother, remember Dennis Haskins and Mr. Belding’s college-tour karaoke magic, and turn Patreon’s monthly billing into a Genesis story. Brian’s family bonds over hating Forgotten Island before Resident Evil wins him over, while Justin discovers that elaborate AI roasts may be a terrible way to make friends. Plus: secret audio-track messages, the worst possible group-chat review, and a plan to bring back Diamond Time.

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Brian and Justin pitch a museum for ancient viral videos, unpack the reaction to their Flock camera experiment, and imagine a future where your robot keeps up with your friends. Brian calls Penny with a horrifying Battlestar Galactica robot-dog revelation, Australian cartwheel bans inspire a defense of dodgeball, and a trip to the mall ends with unlicensed dogs.

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Scott Sigler returns with Beasts Beyond the River, and Brian and Justin immediately try to saddle him with Kentucky Vikings, a cursed Joker movie, and a Blazing Saddles remake. Scott recounts his Les Grossman turn at DragonCon, the boys debate where your less-than-five-star reviews should go, and a discussion of football jet lag gives way to supposedly fictional traffic stops involving David Blaine's levitation and a driver's license disappearing inside a car door.

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Justin returns from DragonCon with a child who thinks Minnie Mouse’s catchphrase is screaming, a stranger who thinks he’s cosplaying as himself, and an $80 plate of shitty eggs. Brian discovers he can instinctively hold a baby, everyone gets reacquainted with the Marriott carpet lore, and the boys fall deeply and sincerely in love with Bethy Love Light and “Hemp Holy Hemp.” Plus: the slowest bar in America, post-show face blindness, Tom Kat’s impossible physique, and whether Street Fighter has secretly cracked the fighting-game movie. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight

Hunter Biden says he’s 48% gay, so Brian and Justin build the only scale precise enough to define the Hunter Zone, cross the Rubicock, and calculate dongs over the denominator. A real plane-broker sponsorship sends the boys reaching for God’s flaps, Ryan fails the Cryptkeeper test, and his complete lack of Terminator knowledge gives us a killer robot from Planet Terminator who loves lava. Plus: Butt Ruckus, Watchmen grievances, T-1 Million, $300 squirt guns, and a return to the Hilton floor where DragonCon changed everything. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian pitches the only time-loop movie Hollywood is too cowardly to make: a man trapped inside a Weimaraner who has to stop 9/11. Justin goes AI psychotic over music nobody else knows, Brian accidentally shaves off his face and gets his magic show back into fighting shape, and the boys announce their return to DragonCon before revisiting the Pope rap, Dolly Parton’s perfect game, Josie’s first week of college, and the terrible day your favorite radio station becomes “throwback hip hop.” Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin realize they met in Bush’s America and they’re approaching the point where they’ve spent more of their lives doing this show than not. Kyle Chandler appreciation, getting accidentally lost on a seven-mile run, Josie’s mythical freshman apartment, baby-giraffe mania, The Pitt’s scam apocalypse, Jar Jar optimism, and way too much information about LBJ. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin's daughter has no time for Goofy, Winnie the Pooh shows the boys a deeply unfortunate angle, and Brian and Justin return from Vegas blessed by the favor of the Yeti. Plus: skyline urinals, the free money store, an AI begging Brian not to violate the style guide, Penny's war for the M dash, and the law of Zeus. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin review The Odyssey, call Josie for the spiciest possible take, uncover Brian Brushwood’s forgotten 1998 CD-ROM masterpiece: Pro Asshole Blackjack, and learn that every beach fucking blows. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian gets his 51-year-old baby tooth shaved down and immediately fixes the show. Justin and Brian debate the literally overheated way to see The Odyssey, give the Doomsday trailer a “needs improvement,” and plant a flag for a town-to-town Ben Grimm procedural. Plus: forced scam operations, a deeply inadvisable dictator T-shirt, Austin’s NGO audit, Laura Bush crushing on C-SPAN, evil Krusty the Clown, and sleeping Valdosta raccoons. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian is back from a two-week road trip, and unfortunately he’s a golf guy now. After driving 14 hours straight into the studio, Brian and Justin clear the abandoned Bones Q&A, then unpack American Pride in Mobile, an empty zoo-water-park-roller-coaster, father-daughter freestyle battles, a surprise family-reunion magic show, and a robot-built guide for getting Brian’s daughters to tolerate robots. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian is banned from doing content, so OhDoctah steps in to debate Sydney Sweeney, roast Supergirl, explain Black Gritty, and watch World Cup tourists discover free refills, Texas Roadhouse, and America. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian has kept his mouth shut for three days, which can only mean one thing: it is finally time to discuss Toy Story 5 and the shockingly loaded mechanics of a potty-training device named Smarty Pants. Justin and Brian also get into Supergirl, Captain Marvel amnesia, DragonCon uncertainty, Brian’s Defcon/social-engineering gauntlet, Madison Square Garden getting hacked, and the dawning realization that the future is just scams at scale. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

This week, Brian and Justin recap CSICon, Bill Nye proximity, Buffalo wing science, and the Left Bank ravioli that somehow became an Indiana Jones unit of measurement. Plus: Mel Brooks on a plane, Niagara Falls propaganda, a Canadian boat with a mean streak, sports week nonsense, and Temu ads that may or may not be pornography. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian may be haunted, dusty, gassy, or simply cursed by three beeps. Gmail becomes a virus-spewing kaiju, Codex may or may not be powered by an enchanted stone, and Justin waits to see if Apple AI is finally good enough to make him eat his pants. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin bravely decide the show is good now. Brian gambled with illegal coolant and somehow walked away with a new AC unit, Justin nearly accuses a daycare of building a case against his family, and 60 Minutes being the accidental dessert after America gets drunk on football.Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian’s studio is cool again, possibly through maritime crime. After getting pitched a $35,000 AC replacement, he consults ChatGPT, invokes his coolant rights, and discovers the wonderful world of “illegal” refrigerant. Also: aerial floods, Comcast surrendering to piracy, a possible Great Night landline hotline, Tom Merritt’s BTS business trip, asshole blackjack theology, video iPods, Zunes, the first iPhone, vibe-coded websites, and an AI treadmill coach that is trying to murder Justin. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian survives a graduation weekend with one bar a service, a failed notary quiz, and speedrunning the Bush Center. Plus, Erick Dickerson brings everyone to Football Land. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin break in the new wall of monitors. Then Penny does the math on not studying for Japanese. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

The guys get mindful, immediately weaponize it, and then call Brian's daughters for live fact-checking. Penny fights the academic final boss over one freshman-year grade. Bella discovers bagels. Plus: beaver edits. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

A White House Correspondents’ Dinner party turns into journalist-on-journalist violence, Jim Acosta plays sanctimonious Ron Burgundy, and Justin accidentally becomes Saul Goodman for Michael Tracy. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin try to figure out what happens when The Onion buys InfoWars and why it's like building media company in a haunted house. Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps missing the exit, Brian’s colon becomes a Patreon pitch, and Justin gets ready for DC nerd prom. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian gets robbed of productivity by trying to enhance productivity, survives YouTube’s “No, boy, no”, relitigates Dana Carvey’s H.W. Bush “yeah,” and ends with reverse Mr. Beast. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

It’s Monday Night Great Night: Brian gets Judas’d over IHOP on Spy Wednesday, Jesus runs Seal Team Six into hell, Texas threatens to split into four states, and the guys end up whispering Great Night ASMR until a tab goes Don Knotts. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin joins the Gobsmacked Police to investigate a $1,200 graduation photo package, then the boys try to fix a broken Wikipedia article by speedrunning Holy Week. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

They rename the show Table Boys, declare it’s all epilogue energy, spiral into “is it AI?” paranoia, and cap it off by announcing: new show title, Silent Night. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin's new name is Bruss, Henry Kissinger busts in the ocean, and by the end we learn Captain Morgan is real, Max Trollbot has a daughter, and the token budget is real bad. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian declares he’s out on Firefly and the guys decide Hollywood’s entire business model is just resetting Tim Allen forever. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian checks in from Clearwater, the moon turns out to be broken, gaslighting Andrew Heaton into moving to Austin, and what makes a truly nasty political ad. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin spiral from a into boomers-as-iPad-kids, micro-dramas, blowing a penguin in Antarctica, and the death of selfies. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin and Brian unpack a brand-new “World’s Greatest Con” experiement. After that: the Valentine’s “drone delivery” prank saga, a YouTube outage mid-show, and close by doomscrolling the Jmail. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian does career day as a “magician YouTuber,” then the crew spirals into the ASU frat leader origin story and asks the questions that really matter: is jestermaxxing worth the risk of foids spiking your cortisol? Can one truly looksmaxx without the fear of eventually being frame mogged? Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Not live, definitely recorded. This week we go full Orthodox January, hype-binge Wonder Man, and become Reddit’s attorney for the alleged butt rumble. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

The gang debates “on the horn" and chants their way into 1-877-HONKERS. Darren Kitchen joins to talk Revision3 lore and the 2007 numbers. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin calls in from home on baby-duty while Ashley recovers, meanwhile Brian becomes the Bob Ross of Deep Fakes. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Is the mall back, or did it never leave? Brian and Justin put it to the test, call ChatGPT, and talk about zesty villains. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin talk about Chevy Chase, Maduro, and Bogotá. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin run their yearly Google Trends guessing game, from tariffs and the FIFA Club World Cup, to Labubus and Dubai chocolate. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!