LuAnna: The Podcast

On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are in full matching Gladiators kits and heading off to Birmingham for the live experience, equipped with gloves, a dicky neck, a dicky ankle and a lot of bravado. Will Anna's sessions with Lilia come good? Also, Lu is raging after yet another parking ticket saga, this time involving her dad, and we give advice to a listener working in a deeply misogynistic environment that leaves everyone genuinely horrified.

And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s chat about the terrifying hantavirus cruise ship, a man who pulled a car wi...

On this week’s Totally Extra: One listener leaves her cheating husband and launches herself into a full-blown sexploration featuring pegging, beehives and a man in red pants, the girls tackle parking wars, shit gifts and whether it’s selfish to stop at one child, and a husband more worried about his mum’s roast lamb than the birth of his child.

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On this week’s LuAnna: the girls are hanging after a night at Sam Faiers’ launch, where they battled cheap rosé, a terrifying glass lift and a mission to meet actual Spice Girl Mel B. Anna gives us the full debrief from her trip to Parliament, including the low down on the loos and Lu decides she's going to become an MP.

Plus, a listener dilemma about whether love can come back after betrayal, a message about a sex injury, the girls get into Russell Brand’s viral Piers Morgan interview, chat about the UK’s smoking and vapin...

On this week’s Totally Extra: one listener’s medical panic leads to an extremely unfortunate camera roll reveal in front of her son, a mother and child parking bay abuser gets called out, Luanna are potentially launching a fart orchestra, hayfever's giving us the ick and finding a “straight” family friend on Grindr.

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

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On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as her daughters have become full-blown entrepreneurs, launching their own pony camp and cheer camp with the help of ChatGPT, Anna has an unexpected run-in with the lawyer working on the Lucy Letby case and is delighted with the new connection and what would you do if you moved into a new house with your partner and there were pi...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: there’s more wild twin chat including synchronised periods, telepathy and the all-important question of whether identical twins have identical dicks, one listener celebrates buying her ex out of the family home and building her own financial independence, the girls revisit old Luanna hypocrisy over dog Instagram accounts...

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On this week’s BUMPER LuAnna: Lu and Anna start an MP jingle business, Lu isn't keen on team sports, Anna's brought us all special gifts, we're offering advice to a mum with major mum guilt and hear about possibly the worst 3rd date ever.

Plus, we get into the Southport enquiry, Binky Felstead being outed for asking for freebies, bath sharing weirdos, Avenue Q, more Crumble content & an excellent new docco re...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: a listener accidentally covers her cat in poo, there’s a rant about kids’ clothes laundry, the girls celebrate the genius of a takeaway “chaser”, there's a bin full of old birthing pads, a missing belly button, an American toilet disaster involving a shit-filled clothes rail, and a confession s...

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On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her.

Plus, Crumble gets his moment as the cutest dog alive, we're trying to get Celine Dion tickets in Paris, a listener asks about healing after birth trauma, we're chatting Ka...

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get into a ridiculous row about sugar, Diet Coke and who’s allowed to judge what, we chat petty bath-mat messaging, fantasy death row meals, cryptic crossword rage and a gang o...

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On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation.

Plus, a listener writes in with a relationship dilemma full of lies, deleted messages and crossed boundaries, teens would rather ask AI about periods than talk to their dads, and the girls are absolutely horrified by...

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat.<...

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On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history.

Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos.

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It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”, a moon cup disaster, a fizzy pop tangent and we find out what Operation Roar is.

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On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so.

Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted wo...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £500 dress, banging a donkey and an absolutely unhinged confession about accidentally eating Nana’s ashes.

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Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.

On this episode, Anna and Lu get real about Louis Theroux's shocking new Netflix documentary Inside the Manosphere.

We chat the realities of a world influenced by a sinister algorithm, Anna's surprising connection to the world of the manosphere and what we...

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On this week’s LuAnna: The girls record from Global HQ, Lu is back from Dubai and gives a candid update, we get into the chaos of media narratives, a juicy listener dilemma involving a fresh divorce and a very flirty female best friend, and the recco secco serves up a tv show, a drink and a powerful memoir.

Plus, Ian Huntley is dead, a woman in Thailand is happily dating identical tw...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: Savage petty revenge, a child rolling around in human ashes, sweary kids exposing their parents, a properly creepy ghost story, and two outrageous confessions involving a mystery workplace poo and a 14-year fake obsession with penguins.

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**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East.

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On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear about a traumatic colonic experience.

Plus, kids are officially “dumber” than their parents, a man leaves his wife for his biological mother and robes are under the...

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East

On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two petty pollys involving dirty pants and a toolbox, an international wedding dilemma, stolen brown jeans, and a sadistic player of the Sims.

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On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔.

Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be c...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angry pirate & a bad bad bad first kiss.

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Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it.

On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Prince Andrew has been arrested, and absolutely everyone has an opinion. This is one of those 'where were you when you heard?' moments.

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On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending.

Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies, Doo Wop & Data, a hideous first kiss & finding out your family's been liking interesting things on Instagram.

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Step inside sport’s greatest soap opera, Formula One, with a brand-new podcast Up To Speed. Hosted by Drive to Survive star Will Buxton, racing driver-turned-broadcaster Naomi Schiff, 13-time Grand Prix winner David Coulthard, and F1 content creator Jolie Sharpe.

Expect razor-sharp reaction, behind-the-scenes insight, blockbuster interviews and answers to the questions you’ve always wanted to ask! With their deep knowledge, expert analysis and infectious love for racing, Will, Naomi, DC & Jolie dive into the stories...

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On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is worth losing a friend over.

Plus, we deep dive into the case of Lucy Letby after the Netflix documentary recently came out, we crown our next we...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: Videocalls in the changing room, constant food deliveries to the wrong house, unintentionally working for M&S, body counts, the most disgusting rate my fart we've ever had and a spirit channelling hedgehog.

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On this week’s LuAnna: the girls tackle dry winter bodies, reveal summer holiday plans, Anna becomes the new poster girl for HRT, a listener faces some red flags around money and power in her relationship and the most memorable Valentine's story involving roleplay and a BB gun.

Plus, Roblox does something right for child safety, an sad update, we crown another truly unhinged Weirdo of the Week and Apple subscriptions get it...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: a Scrub Daddy that’s been gifted for three years straight, a PSA on how to flush a toilet with a bucket, learner drivers crawling at 26mph, being petty-pollied by a stranger.

Also, forcing your partner to socialise, an icebreaker that spirals into money-making fantasies, and fake...

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On this week’s LuAnna: the girls record in their PJs after a sleepover, the start of our OnlyFeet content, Lu reveals her very bougie plans for her 40th in St Barths (kids very much not invited) and Anna shares what might be her lowest-ever moment involving a massage, a leaking nipple and a pair of black jeans.

Plus, the girls debate friendship politics, a listener discovers her 97-year-old granddad’s stiff gel...

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On this week’s Totally Extra: Washing a kids blanket out of revenge, the return of rate my fart, a nude vs butt plug would you rather, knowing about an affair, getting jiggy with a shower hose & who is Richard Ryan?

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On this week’s LuAnna: Anna's back on Celebs Go Dating, Lu's missing her little Crumble and is getting into her dog mum era, Anna can't do Year 4 maths, Imo's defending cryptic crosswords and Anna's trying to make 'binfluencing' a thing.

Plus, cuddling your boyfriend's dad's boxers, Steven Bartlett's in hot water, the Brooklyn Beckham debacle, we announce weirdo of the MONTH and Lu's ranting about fridge etiquette.

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On this week’s Totally Extra: Break lights, a wall paper petty polly, an old lass flapping a tit out, favourite birds, auntie clit, we text our other halves nonsense and a potentially illegal burial.

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On this week’s LuAnna: Our Becks is engaged, we chat weddings, Luanna taking on the Gladiators, Lu's obsession with her new pup, advice for a lady at a big crossroads in her relationship and when kids say the funniest things.

Plus, the Grok AI debacle, a push for SMA screenings, period baths and Lu's belt w*nkers rant takes on another form.

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On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum who's a bit too close for comfort, Anna's alternative name, showing your fanny to your midwife by accident, first snogs & omegle memories,.

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On this week’s LuAnna: Reno updates, a double reco seco for all those in need of organisation in their lives, a wedgie injury from a horse called Pussy, self esteem help and when your child shows their teacher your backside.

Plus, scrapping jury trials, Kate Winslet denies having 'nepo babies' and two pretty weird weirdos... googling random peoples' addresses anyone?

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On this week’s Totally Extra: A bunch of your Christmas shit gifts including a penis themed calendar, some plug covers and a doorstop, a mansplanation of pockets in pyjamas, help for a lady whose partner doesn't like holidays, a special cabinet you need to have signed the Secrets Act to open, and two ta...

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On this week’s LuAnna: We're slap bang into a new year with the same old Luannimo. Lu's in Dubes and has a new puppy, Anna's in la chapelle and grabbed a man's ball bag on the rapids in Centerparcs and Imo's gone all high brow on us and is now into cryptic crosswords. See? New Year, Old Us.

Plus, the Kardashians Kontroversial Kristmas, chaos in Subway, advice for a mum with re...