LuAnna: The Podcast

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Ivor (I've always wanted...) comes out in full force as Lu buys THE MOST LUISA golf buggy you've ever heard of for Dubai, Anna's started her HRT journey, mobile petting zoos, pingpong shows and a ladybird invasion.

Plus, scientific breakthroughs, fart spray and an actual Widow of the Week.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@ever...

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: An ill woman letting her child push candle wax into the carpet... all for 5 mins peace, a sexual escapade leading to red ants somewhere you do not want red ants, crashing without insurance (eek!) and COME ON THE RED ROSES!

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

!Trigger Warning for sexual abuse & rape.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Iiiiiiiiiits the ailment of the weeeeheeeeeek - Anna thinks she has sepsis. The rest of us aren't so sure. Imo's been electrocuted, Lu doesn't think Americans have any style and we're all obsessed with the Traitors.

Plus, more justice for Gisele Pelicot, a very interesting couple dynamic that we might try out ourselves and eating baby food.

BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: the mortifying tale of gym leggings that left nothing to the imagination, a pharmacy mix-up that turned a tendon into a something a little more intimate, and one listeners brilliantly sneaky act of toddler-toy revenge.

Plus, misheard Christmas lyrics, wedding-day disasters, neighbours behaving badly on dating a...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Move over Imo - Bex has taken over and looking like 'Marty McFly' in the corner. Anna got squash porned in the thai massage parlour and Lu has been caravaning in Skegness when she could have been on stage at the O2 or at the Four Seasons.

Plus, a story about getting frisky in the woods has Anna and Lu in stitches.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Vinted - the bargain bin of humanity’s most infuriating characters, a deep dive into when “boundaries” are just plain selfishness, and the traumatising tale of someone who quite literally ate sh*t.

Plus, hilariously misheard lyrics, confessions of an Oasis superfan's wife, and the Luffanian who broke up...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu & Anna unpack the chaos of their epic road trip. From dodgy schemes for free dinners, the madness of wedding dress shopping, and an update on their token Lioness Girlfriends.

Plus, tales of a dominatrix, and some honest thoughts on the most cliché sexual fantasy NEVER to give into (unless you're Anna.)

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

IT'S OUR 7TH BIRTHDAY! So to celebrate, we hit the road visiting Lufannians all over the country.

Our LAST day on the road (it's been a busy weekend!). Listen to all the highlights of day 3: visiting the goats at Cronkshaw Fold Farm, heading to the Thongs for some welly wanging, pilates in Penistone, darts at Butthole Lane and a whistlestop tour of Luisa's old stomping ground.

To see the full...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Corned Beef - that famous song by Blondie, calling Dignitas about a dead dog, advice for a lady who wants another kid, but her partner doesn't, a lady named Fanny Feast, a cross dressing confession and a would you rather.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

IT'S OUR 7TH BIRTHDAY! So to celebrate, we hit the road visiting Lufannians all over the country.

On Day 2 we departed Bath and headed straight to Bristol to visit Catley's Bakery, stopped off in the bougiest service station we've ever experienced, met fans at Minge Lane, Twatling Road, Bell End & Lickey End, popped into see Imo's Grandma, helped a Lufannian find her wedding dress and went to a cabaret show ALL IN...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

IT'S OUR 7TH BIRTHDAY! So to celebrate, we hit the road visiting Lufannians all over the country.

These are just some of the best bits from Day 1 of our tour, including Fingringhoe, meerkats in Colchester Zoo, waxing Imo at Ugly Betty's Waxing, jacky Ps at Ralphie's Caf, footie training at Chelsea Training Ground with actual Lioness and friend of the pod Niamh Charles and crashing a Hen do in Bath.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We're LIVE from the M4! The Luanna birthday roadtrip is underway and we've all had a very busy day. From Fingringhoe to Chelsea Training Ground, Colchester Zoo to Bath, we've been all over the place and the team are along for the ride, with plenty of chaos, farts, and backseat driving to boot.

Plus, a dead dog, a ChatGPT dilemma, a story about a mooncup an...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: An unfortunate island based name, a prolific bus rider, no signal strikes again, why you never open the tablet pack the right way, grassing up a rival love interest and setting fire to passports.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu is NOT happy about tube strikes, but delighted at the amount of willy she's seen in Florence, Driver Dave and a minstrels incident, Anna's been the the NTAs and got Lu and Imo sexy gifts and Imo's been rubbing shoulders at Chelsea.

Plus, bogey wine, some disturbing news from Italy, nipple play and ball cupping.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Imo's been mistaken AGAIN, this time for a man named Bob, we're debating the pronunciation of "voyage", a not-wanting-to-be-a-mum-but-ending-up-a-stepmum type dilemma, more misheard lyrics and Anna has an impeccable impression up her sleeve.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's missing her crochet, Enzo's been in for an op and Anna has a massive shoutout for Addenbrooke's hospital, the kids are back in school (HALLELUJAH) and we're mere days away from our Luanna road trip, and you guys are going to be getting ALL of the content.

Plus, a fact about bees, police tales, a gag warning over a smeggy situation, more kids on so...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: A workplace Petty Polly, funny married names, not having signal, a tannoy announcement not to forget, your misheard lyrics, a porn account mishap and banging your brother's mate, only for your brother to show up.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu, Anna and Imo are back in the studio together, chatting our upcoming Roadtrip, Lu's riding show showdown with Clemmie, Anna meeting some celeb Lufannians on Sunday Brunch and Imo's moving headache.

Plus… a shoutout to a man fan, reasons to live a kid free life, a cornish holiday adventure, to take GCSEs or not and Pornhub on the down.

Remember, if you want...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Kids smuggling a tortoise internationally, remote control revenge, your travel icks, misheard lyrics, the tale of Tar and Tar 2 and a moustache challenge.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu’s got a brand-new Spanish horse, Anna braves her first ever ice bath, and Imo's been cheering for the Lionesses (and maybe lining up a five-a-side with them).

Plus… the chaos of Lu’s Latitude Festival trip, an awkward first time with a woman, a jewel butt plug gifted to Uncle Jim, adult dummies as a stress trend, and a doctor struck off for the most...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: We hear which celebs you've snogged, and some of them are tenuous at best, getting petty revenge by getting your ex to put his new girlfriend's toothbrush up his own bum, a heartwarming story about a non-verbal kid, Imo should be a voiceover artist and getting off at the ha...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Find out what sort of porn the girls are into, what our thoughts on the Bonnie Blue documentary are and get an architectural response to our questions about toilet doors.

Plus...grassing up your pal, a sweaty golf prank, women staying single and childfree, and when Luisa's rant goes tits up. Hilarity ensues.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Em...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Routing out your old school reports, a conundrum as to whether you continue to cohabit with your ex for the sake of the kids, winding up your partner with the volume buttons, more hamster trauma and hello to all the YouTube foot fetishers.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's got a wonky eye and Anna's developed a lisp, Lu's planning a 'Burning-Lu' funeral, Anna had a standoff with Elle in the celeb farm shop over a waffle and a listener has a bum gun malfunction.

Plus...AI girlfriends, a man eloping with his son's betrothed, a woman addicted to sneezing and light is appearing at the end of the tunnel - the end of...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Aoife is beckoning us to Ireland to become the Queens of Muff, a sex worker making use of her stoma, gay porn blasting in the garden & a saucy secret originating from the operating theatre.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are flying Imo-less as she lives her best life on holiday so brace yourselves. Lu's been on a very celebby holiday, it's confirmed that Boris is no more (RIP), Anna's kicking of the summer holidays locking herself in the utility room and the listeners are writing in with some classic Luanna gold.

Plus...teenagers being given the vote, the very sad case of in...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Mistaking diabetic jam with KY Jelly, when podcast parenting hacks go wrong, taking raw pork chops to school and dropping into an AA meeting by mistake.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna’s older, none the wiser, and Lu’s been trying to buy horses in Spain and gearing up for Latitude festival.

Plus...killing wasps with a can of hairspray, the woman whose boyfriend still won’t say “I love you” after 10 months, the horror of ASOS banning returns, and a very traumatic poop story involving a child and an apple.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Would you want a sausage roll for a present? Would you use loo paper more than once just to be frugal? and would you keep a dried umbilical cord in the shape of the word 'love'? All this and more.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's in a mood because Boris, the duck, is missing and suspected dead. But nevertheless we're here delivering ALL THE LONG AWAITED GOSS from the boat trip.

Plus...having no pals but being ok with it, the Aussie woman convicted of poisoning her family with mushrooms & the man in trouble with the law for calling up emergency services with his foot fetishisms.

Remember, if...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Testicles get a fun new name, petty reasons to dump someone, believing you're related to the Queen, getting back at a racist bully and leaving your bloody tampon in the bowl, just to hit home what it takes to be a woman.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We bloody love a musical, Anna gets called "facey" and is delighted with herself, a catcalling debate and we are planning a road trip and want you to get involved! 

Plus...Paternity policies, a duck with a wheelchair, a mouse in a hedge and eating fingernail dirt. 

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR d...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: Badly timed farts, Brenda blocking an Ambo, relieving yourself with a letter opener, a 21 second fart, a techy meltdown, a shitty roll up and do Luanna worry about getting cancelled?

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: A big old toothfairy discussion...anyone know the going rate? Kids' mementos are taking a hit and a fella called Gary needs to do better.

Plus...A woman who's been faking it for YEARS, strangulation in porn is being banned and a man who loves to suck on dirty tights.

Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at lu...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: A Museum on the Isle of Wight we just absolutely need to go and visit, a lovely clock, moaning about shops, a concerning man with a stoma, pissing on your fella's toothbrush, a salty nunn and a glittery clit.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are prepping for the yacht holiday and planning sex gifts and becoming more womanly and demure. Anna's been to A&E with Enzo and Lu's scared about planes being struck by lightning.

Plus...What happens when your child comes back from school saying they've been playing with 'a man', a problem with a family pooch and Toby, our Santa stomping lufannian is back wi...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week’s Totally Extra: It’s Imo’s birthday and she's off to a courtroom drama – but not before we dive into fanny flannels, burnt vaginas, and altitude farting for revenge.

Plus: A listener confesses to faking her way onto a pub karaoke stage as an X Factor finalist, there’s a hamster...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are chatting teen birthdays, Legoland dreams, a deep dive into the UK’s political soup of sh*t, the silent majority and why Jen from Southampton might just be PM material.

Plus: Tattle Life, decriminalising abortion, a plea for help with alcoholism, and a Did You Know? that no one actually fact-checked.

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!

It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.

On this week's Totally Extra: Celebrity spots galore (hello Katherine Jenkins and Stella McCartney 👀), a man who delayed his child’s birth to avoid football shame, a Tesco changing room sh*tastrophe, the woman who breastfed her partner for a year (yep), and a brand new feature: We’re Gagging For It – starting with your biggest i...

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: It starts with a salty nut and ends in full-blown beaver exposure. You’re welcome.

Plus: A political rant straight out the gates (human rights, theft, and Luisa for Miss World), a wild dance class beaver-slip, the Fred & Rose West Netflix doc that’s got everyone chatting, Anna's nipple milk, screen time and parents know best.

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