Marriage Bites! With Mike and Jess

In this episode of Marriage Bites, Jess and Mike officially kick off “Kids Menu Month” with a creamy, chaotic plunge into Applebee’s Chicken Alfredo. But the pasta isn’t the only thing under review. Mike finally shares what it’s like post-vasectomy (yes, ball talk is back), while Jess explores her complicated relationship with dairy-based sauces. The couple debates the psychology of kids menus, dissects mozzarella stick texture with alarming precision, and finds emotional release in unexpected YouTube rabbit holes. Also: the jarred vodka sauce revelation that shook their marriage and why some fast food dining rooms feel like vampi...

Happy anniversary to us! In this episode of Marriage Bites, we celebrate 13 years of wedded bliss the only way we know how: with a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s, way too many bathing suits, and one pending vasectomy. Jess and Mike catch up on a summer full of chaos, nostalgia, and carbs—including a surprisingly heartfelt drive-thru encounter, snack obsessions, and the ever-evolving saga of parenting two growing kids. Also: why fast food collabs are designed to go viral (not be good), how Slack became the third wheel in our marriage, and a PSA about Yeti lids.

In this sugar-fueled episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess dive tongue-first into Burger King’s Nerds Slushie—an effervescent sugar bomb that sparks a nostalgic (and borderline erotic) candy confessional. From awkward childhood slushy memories to grocery store gummy debates, the couple compares sweets like they’re judging Olympic gymnastics. There’s also a deep dive into nerd consumption techniques (tongue-in-the-box or hand-pour?), questionable video store backrooms, and the mystery of packing pork chops for lunch. Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered how candy can lead to conversations about semen, gummy lust, and junior mints, this one’s for you. E...

In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess attempt to review McDonald’s new McCrispy Chicken Strips—but get wildly sidetracked thanks to their kids' unfiltered curiosity. From anatomy questions to late-night bacon cravings, nothing is off-limits in this chaotic, hilarious recap of birthday weekends, Mother’s Day, and parenting in the age of cake pops. They also break down why McDonald’s is banking on tenders to turn around a rough financial quarter—and whether the creamy chili sauce is enough to save the day. Plus, a nostalgic look back at episode 75... which neither of them remembers at all.

On this episode of Marriage Bites with Mike and Jess, the couple hits the Panera Bread drive-thru to taste test the Croque Monsieur sandwich featuring Black Forest ham, melty provolone, and a rich caramelized onion spread on croissant toast. Hilarity ensues as Jess gets the giggles during the order, and the duo reflects on their long history with chain restaurant fare, including a nostalgic blast from the past: Subway’s Spicy Italian. Beyond food, Mike and Jess chat about parenting, managing macros, old college memories, and why Panera might be the unofficial headquarters for breakups and under-eye patch therapy.

This is one of those episodes! Jess may have found her worst meal on the podcast and Mike is ready for more! Plus, they take a trip down memory lane looking back at some of the great foods they have tried over the years

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In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess brave the White Castle Chicken & Waffle Slider—bacon, syrup, mystery flavors and all. What starts as a fast-food taste test turns into a hilarious deep dive on gout attacks, the top 10 casual restaurant chains in America, and the strange magic of Bell Works' Severance takeover. There’s also some passionate waffle analysis, nostalgic sitcom trivia, and parenting chaos sprinkled throughout. Come for the fast food. Stay for the marriage debates, foot inflammation, and powdered sugar memories.

Mike and Jess take a bite out of Burger King’s new Fiery Fish sandwich in Episode 271 of Marriage Bites! From drive-thru chaos and fast food fish debates to dreams about disappointing lobster rolls, this one is packed with laughs, random tangents, and spicy takes. They also break down their favorite eats of the week (Rosie’s pizza and an elite kale Caesar!), give BK some rare praise, and discuss the wild Applebee’s x IHOP hybrid restaurant news. Tune in for authentic food reviews, real marriage convos, and plenty of off-the-rails moments. Like, subscribe, and email just to say hi

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Mike and Jess are back with episode 270 of Marriage Bites, and this time they’re diving into KFC’s new Mashed Potato Poppers! What started as a plan for a fiery fish sandwich turned into a spontaneous snack review, complete with squishy surprises, comeback sauce debates, and a toddler-approved gravy dip session. But this episode isn’t just about fast food — they also talk about weird beverage trends, fast food nostalgia, why mashed potatoes might be back, and even how their podcast became a time capsule of life pre- and post-pan...

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Mike and Jess try the gyro from Arby’s, and things get wild! Mike spills a secret on air that he probably shouldn’t have, and the duo reflects on how Greek food always seems to play a role in their biggest life moments.

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Do people even go to Wendy's any more? Are people only going to Wendy's for the Frosty's in 2025? Mike and Jess try this limited-time frozen treat.

Plus, we get our answers on why kids are getting broccoli haircuts?

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Is Chipotle any goood? Mike and Jess give it a try and full review of the Barbacoa Burrito. What was the best thing they ate this week and would you rather eat at Chipotle or Taco Bell?

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Welcome to Marriage Bites on Video! Does Taco Bell Suck? Are the rumors true that Jess loves this place?

Today Mike and Jess try the "Steak Cheesy Dipping Burritos". Besides food, the big topic of conversation is about a Cleveland Steamer?

If you are new to the show, don't forget to find the 265 previous episodes on Apple and Spotify. But this is the first one on video.

Attention Fans! Starting on episode 266 Mike and Jess will be on YouTube! Details to follow.

But one last time, audio only...Mike and Jess try a pizza from Dominos making a new Super Bowl tradition.

Mike and Jess are back from their trips and they jump into the Triple Dipper From Chili's. How was it being away from the kids? Did Mike and Jess just have the best burger in podcast history?

Have Mike and Jess ever had Corn Dogs on the show?

Both Jess and Mike are traveling for work trips and are ready to go!

Join Mike and Jess as the try Corn Dogs from Sonic and get ready for a massive week.

Married Bites is back! Jess and Mike are still here after their awful experience with Pizza Hut. This time, trying a grilled chicken sandwich from Chic-fil-A. Plus, a few tasty drinks and some crazy stories from their past.

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Mike and Jess end 2024 with something so nasty they can't even swallow it. Time to try everything at Pizza Hut!

Can you believe it's been five years sine Mike and Jess tried IHOP on an episode? Time goes fast...A lot has changed but their passion for food, humor and having a good time has not.

Is Shake Shack that good? Is this really the third time Mike and Jess try it? Burgers, milk shakes and a lot of talk about the past.

Plus - Is it time to time rename the podcast?

Happy Thanksgiving! Jess and Mike try the Wawa Gobbler. It's 6-inches of thanksgiving fun.

We had to go back to Wawa and try this. Is it any good and why does Jess just keep getting the giggles?

Mike and Jess are back! Today trying the

Chicken Big Mac from McDonald's. Mike and Jess reflect on the first time they had a Big Mac and wonder if this thing is just two giant Nuggets?

Mike and Jess try the Honey Hot Breaded Chicken Mac & Cheese from Wawa!

This was a wild episode! Could Mike even it this thing? Did the combo work? Jess gets the giggles and the chaos is on.

Mike and Jess are back to try the all new Subway Footlong Dippers.

Are these things that bad? Does Mike actually each the cheese? And what was the best thing Mike and Jess ate this past week?

A pre 4th of July recording! Mike and Jess try the Wendy’s Saucy Nuggs. Garlic Parm style!

What are some July 4th memories. Best thing we ate are these things any good?

*Mike's fireworks feelings may have changed after this recording*

Could this be the first time Mike and Jess try Mozzarella sticks?

Are these things any good?

What makes a good producer and host on a podcast?

Best Thing We Ate!

The time has come...the time for Tuna!

Mike and Jess try the tuna sandwich from Jersey Mikes!

Mike and Jess look back at their tuna memories growing up and could they actually like this thing?

You don't want to miss this instant classic! Mike and Jess finally try Panda Express and what they say might shock you!

Jess and Mike are back at it reviewing the Buffalo Chicken Dip Bites. Are they any good? What is the best thing Mike and Jess ate this week. Plus, a surprise pick for next weeks episode.

Mike and Jess are back to review the iconic cake from Carvel! Is this thing worth the hype? Mike and Jess on small talk and an epic week of eating.

Mike and Jess are back! Taco Bell is rolling out a new menu and Mike and Jess are here to try it. Is the Taco Bell Cantina menu any good?

We review cookies from Crumbl Cookies - Freshly Baked & Delivered Cookies

Do these treats live up to the hype?

Are cookies and cake in the same family?

Plus, what was the best thing we ate this week.

Back! Back again! I am back with my Uber Eats stories from the road!

What is it like 4 years later? Belford is my new home...did I screw up?

The creepy drop off and just the tip!

Plus, did I sing again?

Popeyes just launched their newest chicken sandwich....And it is truff tastic! Do Mike and Jess like this truffle explosion?

Jess and I try the world famous chicken pot pie from KFC...Plus, what soup would you want to eat while having sex?

Mike and Jess are back! So what the hell has been going on? Does Jess hate the fall? Is there anything besides soup Mike will talk about?

Does the Pumpkin Spice Frosty® is Here for the Fall from Wendy's live up to the hype?

What is the best thing they ate this week!

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Mike and Jess are back! So what the hell has been going on? Does Jess hate the fall? Is there anything besides soup Mike will talk about?

Does the Pumpkin Spice Frosty® is Here for the Fall from Wendy's live up to the hype?

What is the best thing they ate this week!

Check out episode #1, basketball drives! Before it was Mike Delivers it had another name. Check it out! Feels like a million years ago.

I talk being an Uber Eats deliver driver and my love of hoops!

Hey Mike Delivers Family! I am starting a new podcast with my buddy Ray Chen. We are two dad's who each have two kids. We talk about life as a father and review some our kids favorite TV shows. First up BLUEY!

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We had back to Domino's! This time for some loaded tots. Jess and I talk about our favorite Super Bowl memories, our soup power rankings and the best thing we ate this week.