God Awful Movies

On this week’s episode, Paige and Todd from The Horror Virgins podcast join us to review Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat. And it may set the record for the latest in a movie that it ever proves itself to belong on GAM.
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This week, Cara returns for an introduction to the post-AI slop version of the Wright family filmography.
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This week, Lydia and Thomas Smith from the Where There's Woke podcast join us to break down a movie that horror lovers assure us -- against all evidence -- is a modern masterpiece. The Conjuring is a film that launched a nearly MCU-level franchise worth nearly three billion dollars, all of which launders the historical reputation of some very unsavory grifters. But there's jump scares.

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This week, Dr. Alice and Marsh join us to debunk a homicidally misguided Channel 4 "documentary" about ADHD.

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We're joined by THE THINKING ATHEIST Seth Andrews to review the Daily Wire propaganda nonsense of Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

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This week, new guest masochist Josh Boerman from the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast joins us to review Operation Hope; a movie that loops all the way around from terrible back to masterpiece.

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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for a movie that's almost scientifically designed to piss her off as much as possible.
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This week, YouTube's own Andy King joins us for a movie that's asking "whodunnit?" while the rest of us are asking "who cares?"
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This week, we find the Mormon movie that finally breaks Heath.
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This week, Andrew Rakich of Atun-Shei Films joins us for a roast of Angel Studios' Young Washington. A movie that cares as much about it's subject as it does not being racist. 

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This week, we tackle Tucker Carlson's caterwauling about the fact that he can never find enough testosterone when he needs it. And we do it live from our Nation's capitol.

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This week, Dan Beecher of Data Over Dogma and Thank God I'm Atheist joins us to keep Mormon Movie Month rolling along with an hour and forty-five minutes of uninterrupted stereotypes -- I'm talking about the movie, not Dan's commentary.

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This week, Mark Hofeling joins us for an atheist look at "The RM." It's the story of all the things that make the Mormon missionary practice cruel and awful, made by people who somehow haven't realized that.

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This week, Emma Thorne joins us for the story of an awkward filmmaker realizing that if he made a movie with ladies in it, ladies would have to talk to him.
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This week, Viced Rhino joins us to review a hodgepodge of out-of-order scenes and retrofitted cameos that just barely crosses the bar of "movie."
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We're joined by Michael Marshall to review the xenophobic fantasy nonsense of Citizen Vigilante.

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This week, we watch a couple of YouTubers run out of Mandela Effect examples way earlier than they thought they would.

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The movie so nice they subtitled it twice.
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This week, we welcome Marsh and Dr. Alice back to discuss a miracle in Manchester. But not THEIR Manchester. And also not a miracle.

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This week, we reach back into the earlier, slightly less pathetic portions of the career of both David AR White and David AR White, who take on dual roles in Mercy Streets.
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This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us for an atheist review of In the Blink of an Eye, in which David AR White tries to trick people into being Christian with his sweet wrist control and washboard abs.
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This week, Amanda Stern joins us for an atheist review of The Seventh Commandment; a story of what noir looks like when Christians try to do it without being so edgy.
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This week, Lydia and Thomas from the Where There's Woke podcast join us for the most fabulous film in the history of God Awful Movies.

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This week, Marsh joins us to marvel at how silly our legal system AND our game called football are.

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We're joined by the inimitable Cara Santa Maria for an atheist review of Sins of Jezebel, one of many biblical stories of women being the source of evil in the world.
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This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Carpenter, the story of Jesus as told through an MMA fight club in Nazareth, complete with anachronisms that would seem like a bit much to Fred Flintstone.
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This week, Vin from the Black Nerd Culture podcast joins us to break down a movie that is almost unbelievably bad. It's called "The Keys of the Kingdom," and if you read that and assume that I mistyped "The Keys to the Kingdom," you're just getting your first taste of this filmmaker's attention to detail.
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This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist.

Yes, that's really what the movie is about.

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This week, Michael Marshall joins us for another reluctant foray into the dark world of AIDS denialism. Which is just a fantastic premise for a comedy show.

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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us as we double the viewership of Amazon's Melania documentary, live from the City by the Bay.

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This week, Jay Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us to review a movie so generically dumb we couldn't tell for sure if we'd already watched it.
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This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.
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This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace. It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks.
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Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.

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This week, Heath Lambert from That's So Random joins us for something about a god and watches.

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This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.

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This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.

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Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.

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This week, Thomas and Lydia from the Where There's Woke podcast join us as we rewind the clock to a time when the folks on the right were pretty sure the left was ushering in fascism by not laughing at their jokes hard enough.
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This week, we dive into the better-forgotten 1986 post-apocalyptic roller skating spectacular, Solarbabies. Cara Santa Maria joins us to send Secular Movie Month out with a bang.

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