COMEDY

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By: Steven Richardson

I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery

A LOVE HONEY SPUNK BUNNY
Yesterday at 5:33 PM

A song for a love honey we called Ann Summers due to her working there, she asked me for a birthday card poem and caused me a writer's block which when I tried to explain she cursed me a look of pure disdain , so I wrote this along the lines of a frigid flustering fool that she'd doubtless be serving at the Ann summers shop. Katie looks at all men with indifference and always takes fun from them , Bravo darling it's all we deserve. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


CAT FLAP
Last Monday at 8:32 PM

A musing written for lily age 9 and her cat Sean who's got terribly fat due to been neutered, he's put on a lot of weight I've narrated it in a yorkshire accent due to Sean being born and raised in Harrogate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


GRETA
#1
Last Monday at 7:40 AM

Greta has an almost impossible sales pitch she's to demand that the incredibly rich dumped that expensive pieces of kitsch , they fly to the cop out climate meetings in their lear jets and show not the slightest hesitation of any regrets, her gargantuan glitch is to try to move these people towards the green dream of a beggars itch, but these dinosaurs who block destiny's drawbridge are mega rich and have no intention of surrendering any of their Kardashian kitsch. To quote Churchill sardonically, , "Never was so much owed by so many to so few". --- Send in a voice...


BARKINGHAM PALACE
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Last Saturday at 1:59 PM

Another crazy  sketch about the life of Thornton Harding the junior an aristocrat who's mad about his pets , he calls them by the strangest names, such as his dog ,Warrington greyfriars Benson who i might add is allowed to do anything even drive his car . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


WATERLOO
Last Friday at 4:23 PM

A poem about falling into destitution especially ex soldiers and sailors who you find in the beggars brigade of most British towns, how easy to forget these courageous service personnel who once protected us . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


O C D
03/21/2024

This is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war, you can quite easily see why by year twenty three most members of the military have gone completely mad with OCD, its perhaps due to the cour d'esprit of the British army ,which has a relentless marching rhythm beating to the sweet spot tempo of 120 , from day one your heart soul body and mind are recalibrated and realined to the measured metronome of the military kind, in order for you to keep in perfect tune whilst playing...


Chlamydia
03/20/2024

A short minute musing about how if you infect a friend's computer with a virus they treat it as if you have infected them with the clap . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


REVOLUTION
03/18/2024

Sooner than later we as a species will have to address our crazy situation of over population , due to land perishing and pollution in the final stages we may very well end up as refugees building our own blood lined barricades of revolution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


A Navy Blue Nervous Breakdown
03/17/2024

Living as belfry bats fuelled by booze and nose gay narcotics we shared shrink spiel and serotonin Smarties , arriving at all the piss, powder, and perfume parties: we'd flutter feebly back at the light of dawn . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message


THE FLEA SONG
03/15/2024

A song written for my God-son Todd who aged five wanted a tune about a flea . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message