Mid Flight Brawl
Any tip rat can fly now. Here is what happens when they do. Nick Cody & Luke Heggie catalogue the greatest air travel incidents. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EPISODE 345 - SWAPPING BRACELETS
A first class fashion exec has several too many drinks on today's flight, and ends up swapping her bracelet gift to a passenger, with a special set of bracelets from the Female Body Inspectors....
Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale.
SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm
HOBART - HELLENIC HOUSE - THE GREEK CLUB - Friday November 20
LAUNCESTON - DU CANE BREWERY - Saturday November 21
Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by...
EPISODE 343 - BENDER BRAWLERS
Way back in 1991, an 11 hour airport bender turned into a monafide mid-flight brawl, as reported by the Tampa Bay Times.
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Whoo hoo! The 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour is rolling on. Tickets are now on sale.
SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm
Cody's show CRU$HER has already hit most of this country by now. It's red hot. Do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half. Get remaining show tickets here:
14 November TUGUN
20 November HOBART
21...
EPISODE 341 - PURSE PRINCESS
A passenger gets agitated with the handling of her carry on....
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SYDNEY COMEDY STORE - Friday November 13 - 7pm
HOBART - NOV 21 - ON SALE SOON.
LAUNNY - NOV 22 - ON SALE SOON.
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.
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EPISODE 339 - STICKY SITUATION
A female passenger gets a little loose... around the belt...
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BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.
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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a...
EPISODE 337 - GRABBY GRANDPA
An elderly man has a senior moment, trying to grab the controls in front of the pilot...
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver...
EPISODE 335 - MUNTED MOSELE
A passenger on an LA Bound flight makes bomb threats and gets his status changed...
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MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB
BRISBANE - SEPT 12 - 12PM EXTRA SHOW - GOOD CHAT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians...
EPISODE 333 - NEWY LIVE 2026
Enjoy our live show from Newcastle.
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.
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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar...
EPISODE 331 - FREE BALLIN'
In today's ep, a couple guys get a bit carefree with their attire, possibly (definitely) under the influence...
Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and...
EPISODE 329 - DEPT OF MENERGY
A routine flight took a sharp detour into an action movie when one passenger allegedly picked the worst possible person to start a fight with...
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NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot...
EPISODE 327 - APPROACH CHAOS
A Montana man goes crazy on landing approach on an Alaskan Airlines flight...
Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
MELBOURNE - AUG 15 - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver...
EPISODE 325 - BHAD BHABIE
This week, it's the famous "Cash Me Outside" girl Bhad Bhabie doing her thing on a Spirit Airlines flight...
Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.
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EPISODE 323 - STONER DOWN
This week, an American Airlines pilot stunned passengers after physically subduing an aggressive traveller who assaulted cabin crew during a chaotic onboard confrontation. He then goes from being a bit of a laugh, to a bit of a joke...
Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot...
EPISODE 321 - GETTIN' HANDSY
An unruly passenger has wandering hands and draws a short straw with undercover filth...
Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL
PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM - NEWCASTLE AUDITORIUM
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going...
EPISODE 319 - DELUSIONAIR
Nothing says ‘pleasant flight’ like turbulence, tiny snacks… and one guy insisting the whole thing’s just a glitch in the matrix.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EPISODE 317 - UKRAINE PLANE PAIN
Yet again, another attempt by a passenger to open the plane door goes south....
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL
PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB
NEWCASTLE - JULY 18 - 3PM...
EPISODE 315 - WIGGED OUT
This week, a lady loses her temper on a Nigerian flight after refusing to turn her phone off.....
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
SYDNEY - MAY 9 - 2PM - CAROUSEL
PERTH - MAY 16 - 3PM - OASIS COMEDY CLUB
NEWCASTLE...
EPISODE 313 - AISLE BE YOURS
A couple get married mid air and a 130+ passengers become unwitting guests...
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Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge...
EPISODE 311 - BOARDING BLOW UP
On this Frontier flight, a lady gets into it with passengers and flight crew even before the doors were closed...
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do...
EPISODE 309 - MINNESOTA MORON
A man gets drunk and disorderly, then refuses to leave the plane. Followed by an ungraceful, assisted exit...
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop...
EPISODE 307 - DIRTY VEGAN
On today's episode, Xanax and booze don't mix on a private jet flight....
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Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who...
EPISODE 305 - SMOKIN'
This week, an ambivalent real estate agent smokes an e cigarette in "first class" and gives the plane a free peep show...
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Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot...
EPISODE 303 - ROID RAGE
This week, a muscled-up guy does a semi nude run down the plane and badly crosses the line with a flight attendant...
and for any scummies having a listen, get ready to cop a bit of abuse from the Patreons...
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Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB...
EPISODE 301 - TARMAC TOSSER
In this week's ep, we hear about a 50 something man desperate to get back to his high school reunion...
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Yeeessss... The first of the 2026 live MFB 'Status: Arrested' Tour tickets are now on sale.
Keep an eye out for more dates to be announced real soon.
MELBOURNE - APRIL 11 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
MELBOURNE - APRIL 18 - 1:30PM - BASEMENT COMEDY CLUB MICF
Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it...
EPISODE 299 - TOKYO NO GO
This week we cover a Perth man who went from "Duty Free" to " Status: Arrested"
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Cody's show CRU$HER is hitting all major centres and more in 2026. He's back. It's red hot. Fuckin' do it. Stop going to shit comedians who charge double and deliver half.
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YOUR STUPID has arrived. It's a book. It's a similar vibe to last year's one, but better. If you want a copy, head over to lukeheggie.com and stump up, and it will arrive via Australia Post. Any First Class Patrons, yours have...
EPISODE 297 - AMAZING DISGRACE
Super Fresh Fresh Fresh Dun Dun... Sky high melt down with racism, expletives, bestie bonding, and praising the Jesus.
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Right. Hope you're happy with yourselves. We're coming to Orange NSW for one show only. If none of you show up, there will be violence. There will also be a stand up show afterward.
Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!
<...EPISODE 295 - LAND LARRIKINS LIVE
A special treat for all the fans, the first ever Land Larrikins Live, recorded in Brisbane. The Jayden Special.
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Right. Hope you're happy with yourselves. We're coming to Orange NSW for one show only. If none of you show up, there will be violence. There will also be a stand up show afterward.
Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!
<...EPISODE 293 - TURBULENT TURKEY RETURN
Ever wandered what 2 bottles of wine could do on a flight from Turkey to Leeds? You don't have to guess....
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in...
EPISODE 291 - GAPCO
This week, our protagonist takes high in the sky way too literally...
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival - SOLD OUT!
Extra Show! Land Larrikins Live - Brisbane - October 18 - 9:30 PM Caxton St...
EPISODE 289 - FEELING HIGH
In this week's ep, a dogdy dude's caught grabbing the wrong bags.
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival
Orange - November 29 - 4PM - Factory Espresso
As Patreon members, you get a...
EPISODE 287 - HENSON
No, it's not him, the old photos were shit... This week, John Henson goes off on a BA flight in this cold case from the late 1900's.
(1998 to be exact).
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St...
EPISODE 285 - SHARMA DRAMA
This week, a hot headed looney get's put in his place...
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Music Hall - Caxton St Comedy Festival
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the...
EPISODE 283 - DESIGNER MELTDOWN
A Brooklyn illustrator who used to design frothy makeup ads turned her flight into a bad manicure—hair-pulling, spitting, and public meltdown packaged in designer chaos.
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Melbourne - August 23 - 4:00pm - Basement Comedy Club
Brisbane - October 18 - 12 NOON - Lefty's Mu...
EPISODE 281 - AMERICAN EAGLE w/MARK NORMAND
Another week, another few cases of grubs on a low tier American airline in the sky.
We are joined by US comedy superstar, Mark Normand, to break down some classique American Eagle stories, discuss athletes post-career moves and why Heggie & Mark insist on having old phones.
Check Mark out on tour www.marknormandcomedy.com (Definitely not marknormand.com)
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THE JETSTAR HANDCUFFS TOUR ROLLS ON!Just added ANOTHER BRISBANE SHOW! (Sydney, Orange, Canberra & Newy coming soon!)
Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek...
EPISODE 279 - COLATERAL DAMAGE
This week, a Jet2 passenger goes full feral at 38,000 feet—screaming, spitting, and kicking off like Ryanair was running a UFC event.
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club
Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery
...EPISODE 277 - HELLS BELLIS
This week, heading back from Tenerife to Liverpool, our protagonist can't keep her hands off her duty free...
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club
Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery
Melbourne...
EPISODE 275 - ANTHONY DOE
This week, another lose unit, this time in the departure lounge....
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
Tassie! After two years away causing a ruckus on the mainland, the boys are headed back to the home of the Black Buffalo Hotel, Pauly4008 & Heggie's favourite mass shooter, for two shows only.
Hobart - August 1 - 5:30pm - Hellenic House, The Greek Club
Launceston - August 2 - 4:30pm - Du Cane Brewery
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the...
EPISODE 273 - MOTHER AND SON
In this week's ep, a mother and son kick off on the way back to..... wait for it.... Manchester..
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!
(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)
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Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!
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Heggie is now a c...
EPISODE 271 - GARDEN TOOL
In this week's episode, an English gardener abuses the crew and elderly passengers.
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!
(and before you ask, Adelaide, Tassie and more getting sorted asap)
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Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!
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Heggie is now a comedian (ding), father (ding), ABC p...
EPISODE 269 - FIRST CLASS FIGHT
This week, a production assitant with a chip on her shoulder gets unruly.
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour.
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there!
PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club
(and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more getting sorted asap)
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Heggie's 2025 show Yuck now on sale!
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EPISODE 267 - INFLIGHT SERVICE
On a TUI flight to Türkiye, and female passenger offers some "inflight service" to a male passenger...
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Hey legends, we're back on the road again with the Jetstar Handcuffs Tour. Live shows coming up in Brisbane and Melbourne.
As Patreon members, you get a head start on the filth. So get in quick before the floodgates open and the scummies get in. We'll see ya there! Extra seats available for Melbourne!
PERTH - MAY 10 - Oasis Comedy Club
(and before you ask, Perth/Adelaide/Tassie and more g...