No Such Thing As A Fish
The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.
No Such Thing As An Unlucky Fountain
Jamie Morton joins Dan, Anna and Andy to discuss symmetry, lottery, and an erotic bee.
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Edited by James Harkin
Produced by Leying Lee
Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia
Little Fish: Shall we put a podcast on? What a stupid idea!
Dan, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including pasta, Proust and pencils. Anna shares her secret 'Wheel of Life' game. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.
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Edited by James Harkin
Produced by Leying Lee
Team includes Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia
No Such Thing As A Glazed Lizard Donut
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Disney Princesses, brave tailors and tangled lizards.
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Edited by James Harkin
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Little Fish: Really Siding With The Baddies
James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts including huge holes and dangerous materials. James and Andy argue over a TikTokker who doesn't exist. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.
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Edited by James Harkin
Produced by Leying Lee
Team includes Jack Chambers, Tara Dorrell, Joe Mayo and Ethan Ruparelia
No Such Thing As The Metal Bloke
Nish Kumar joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss The Man Who Talks With String; The Man Who Sold The World; and the man you don't want directing your B-movie.
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Little Fish: I've Booked Us In A Lovely Toilet
Andy, James and Anna discuss YOUR facts including a road that's not a road; and lots of other places that are not where you might think. Anna discovers the true nature of God. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast custodians.
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Edited by James Harkin
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No Such Thing As Poddyversity Challenge
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss shamans, humans, theme parks and theme tunes.
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Little Fish: Accordion To Whom?
Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including salt, swine and CPR. We hear what Rufus Hound yelled to Dan in the street. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As Chekhov's Volcano
Greg Foot joins James, Anna and Andy to discuss vision, vacuums, volcanoes and Volvos.
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Little Fish: It's Nice To Say Titicaca
Anna, Dan and James discuss YOUR facts including Hot Springs and Fat Controllers. Anna astonishes us all by failing to fall for a 2000s pop music hoax. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As A Pastronaut
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss kitchen hygiene, a Commander-in-Chief, and NaHCO3.
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Little Fish: Swallowing A Fabergé Egg
Anna joins Dan and Andy for her first Little Fish, discussing your facts including liver eating and toucan heating. We learn why you might want to put your socks on if you see Dan crawling around on the beach. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As Uncle Egg
Prodigal Podcaster Anna Ptaszynski returns! She joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss whistling bombs, wifi cars and wild oats.
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Little Fish: Unencumbered By Any Knowledge
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including reaction times and daylight saving times. We learn why Andy doesn't fancy the secret to everlasting life. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As A Whale In Your Car
Manu Henriot joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss seaweed, spermaceti, stick houses and Spain.
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Little Fish: Still Rockin' The Cloaca
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Nottingham and wedding hams. Dan and Andy argue over Ben Stiller movies. Again. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As A Ham Bag
Susie Dent joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss mums, tongues, Tods and Boz.
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Little Fish: You've Hit The Nail On the Head
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Jack Black and flat pack. James creates a new theme tune. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
No Such Thing As Imaginary Flumps
Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the First Earl of Bristol, the Last One Laughing, and the Psycho that put movies in the right order.
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Little Fish: Jurassic Bark
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including hippos and hip-hop. Dan's joke-telling career reaches its peak. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As Anti-Drone Sharks
Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beeps, Pepys, embryos and streaming shows.
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Little Fish: Violent Dave
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including elderly basketball players, aptly named poker players and insane clowns. James explains his beef with Johnny Knoxville. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As A Second-Placed Helmet
Zoe Lyons joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss road runners, sharks and Eddie the Eagle.
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Little Fish: No Harm, No Foul
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including antifreeze, leaning trees and FURBs. Andy reveals why he's not on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As The God of Snooze Buttons
Anne Miller joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss beans, Blackbeard and Ben Hur.
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Little Fish: The Body Of A Young Paul Newman
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including dogs playing poker and peacocks destroying planets. Dan reveals the name of his pot plant. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As Elizabeth I's Burnt Umber
Angela Barnes joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss the cars, the horses and the runs.
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Little Fish: The Cat Is Banging On The Door
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including soccer, snacks and Stonehenge. We discover which of us has an alter-ego called 'Struggle Cop'. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As Doing A Solzhenitsyn
Daliso Chaponda joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss space, scrabble, smuggling and cichlids.
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Little Fish: The Rat Ticklers Need Me
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including boneless chicken, lifeless fungi paradoxical frogs. We learn what Anna has in common with Charles Dickens. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As A Shakespeare Burger
Nina Conti joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss ventriloquists, gogillath, Shakestheare, and Twintheth Nargaret.
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Little Fish: Release The Naughty List
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including the North Pole and the Northern Line. We find out which of our names would be worst on the back of a football jersey. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As The Official Podcast Of Wyoming
Mary Roach joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss blood banks, breast boosting and beneficial bryophytes.
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Little Fish: I am Dorkus, Queen of the Dorks
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including underground trains and underground roots. We find out what James did at Andy's wedding that was so distracting. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As Billions Of Checkers Boards
Daniel Sloss joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Lord of the Rings, North of the Border, and the Father of Electricity.
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Little Fish: Full Body Botox
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including avocado, almonds, Geese and Grace Kelly. James takes us on a hell of a Kentucky Derby ride. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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No Such Thing As A Hedgehog In A Lifeboat
Melanie Bracewell joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss springtime, snot and Selena Gomez.
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Little Fish: See You In The Charts
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including baseball, bridges and Ryan Bingham. We also learn why you don't want a meeting with Andy, no matter how handsome he might be. And we bestow eight facts on Friends of the Podcast.
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No Such Thing As Magical Fox Phishing
Ray O'Leary joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Rousseau, rays, receptionists and remarkable royalties.
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Little Fish: Gary Scrabble
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including Sisyphus, Slovenia and Southern Comfort. We also learn what Kenny G thought when he met Dan. And we name eight more Friend of the Podcast fact custodians.
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