Election Profit Makers
A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.
Episode 387: "It Won't Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express"
David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle's memoir. Jon reviews Digger.
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Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)
David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger.
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Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human
Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams.
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Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!
Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world.
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Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.
Jon wonders if the president's political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles.
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Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)
Jon thinks things are quiet ... maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention.
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Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages -- Reconciling Data And Vibes
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Episode 380: Could Hasan Piker Name Five Choreographers?
Jon wants to bring his wi-fi router to the G20 Ministerial meeting in Chapel Hill. David tries to remember the names of Sarah Palin's kids.
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Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs.
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Episode 378: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Where Are The Centers Of The States?
Jon shares his research about determining the centers of all 50 U.S. states! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers.
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Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections
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Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe
This is our last episode until the midterms!
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Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men.
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Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary.
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Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines.
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Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov.
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Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event.
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Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech.
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Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals
EPM pivots to animal physiology.
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Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond
This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023.
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Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs
What is the best song about numbers?
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Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums
Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives.
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Episode 363: My Desires Are Human
Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight.
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Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions
David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago.
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Episode 362: Highlights From The Second EPM Call-In Show
Jon and David talk with listeners. Please ignore Jon’s mouth sounds, we were having technical issues. From Summer 2025.
Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy
Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake.
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Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November
Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry.
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Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes
Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA.
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Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles
Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein.
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Episode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around
Jon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown.
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Episode 356: Sammy Dammy
Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap
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Episode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet
Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap
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Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025
Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap
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Episode 350: It Was Actually Pretty Chill
Jon and David share their impressions of performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 2&3 Recap
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