ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"I stared, completely puzzled..."

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► "There's a door in my house that's only in the mirror." written by DigProfessional3275, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uphwmg/theres_a_door_in_my_house_thats_only_in_the_mirror/

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"My bedroom window faced the pond..."

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► "The Smell of My Pond Keeps Getting Worse" written by u/Mean_Elk_4924, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"Do you want to know why people get into gardening?..."

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► "My Garden Grows More than Flowers" written by DigiSean1163, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uptw5i/my_garden_grows_more_than_flowers/

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"I cracked open the door, and he wasted no time putting on the charm..."

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► "I let a salesman into my house and I don't think he ever left" written by mythic_melon, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uqvjcb/i_let_a_salesman_into_my_house_and_i_dont_think/

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Listen to Part 1 Here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6gmhg66DRlKP0KAEpW71h5?si=sHWmELQ4RVuJ4EkXrGqfbw

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Hunt Spirits For The Federal Government: Part 2 - Case Subject: The Spirit of Fun" written by DollBones, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1reu6ik/part_2_i_hunt_spirits_for_the_federal_government/

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"In an instant, I felt my blood turn to ice..."

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► "Anthills" written by Aaron_Breiterman, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1taiyhz/anthills/

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"I don't remember how I got here..."

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► "Fire House 666: Code 777" written by Itchy-Environment949, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I believe we need to... go back..."

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► "The Problem at Lot's Field" written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA

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"...I remember the night I downloaded the game too well..."

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► "DON'T Play This LOST Xbox 360 Game..." written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA

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"...I first saw him, on a Tuesday..."

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► "I Think There Are Fake People Out on the Streets" written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA

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"...I've always been drawn to caves..."

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► "The Ethereal Below" written by Adventurous-Sign9562, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1i4dtsh/the_ethereal_below/

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"...'You'll start tomorrow,' he said..."

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► "I Shouldn't Have Taken That Job..." written by Tom Maglaqui, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1swnrro/i_shouldnt_have_taken_that_job/

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Shouldn't have gone through those old VHS tapes...

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► "Ed, Edd, n Eddy: YOU FORGOT" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"From this point on, you're reading the words of a man that doesn't exist..."

Listen to Part 2 here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/7fIusWDzJpyLFiyz51JB0j?si=JlyBl6raRxS9sp9JfW0xWA

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Hunt Spirits For The Federal Government - Case Subject: The Spirit of Sea Trash" written by Doll Bones, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1r9b0p7/i_hunt_spirits_for_the_federal_government_case/

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"That was when I remembered the card from the box..." CREEPYPASTA► "I Tried to Rush a Bonsai" written by Bilbo_Cheated, narrated by ClancyPasta► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1t06ucy/i_tried_to_rush_a_bonsai/► https://www.reddit.com/user/Bilbo_Cheated/Here are ways to support the channel if you wish ~MERCH ► http://teespring.com/stores/clancypastastorePATREON ► https://patreon.com/clancypastaMEMBERSHIP ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnfg9w5hrnPT7oA1H3uRZEQ/joinHere's where you can find me, and also links to the audio version of the show ~X / TWITTER ► http://x.com/clancypastaINSTA ► https://instagra...

wait a second... who's that, Double D?

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► "Ed, Edd, n Freddy" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"What... what is this?..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "Despite being very much alive, my girlfriend took me on a hike through the mountains to show me not one, but two of my own graves." written by GildedArchways, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I've been keeping track of the strange things that happen at the funeral home..."

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► "I work at a funeral home, and a body keeps showing up in the wrong drawer." written by erinisnotfunny, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1svyf6t/i_work_at_a_funeral_home_and_a_body_keeps_showing/

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There's one secret Halo 3 still holds...

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► "Halo 3: Half Flood" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"... I realized the cameras were still recording..."

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► "It All Started With Corn" written by Mayonnaiseonahotdog, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1sscipx/it_all_started_with_corn/

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"That was the first thing Jeremy ever said to me..."

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► "Have you ever played Three Leaves, Two Branches, One Beak?" written by ToastWithWifi, narrated by ClancyPasta

Part 1 ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1sg5l39/have_you_ever_played_three_leaves_two_branches/

Part 2 ► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1si0d8j/have_you_ever_played_three_leaves_two_branches/

00:00 - Part 1

20:14 - Part 2

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"Never seen anything like it..."

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► "I guard a laboratory. I think they're up to something." written by No-Difficulty-5985, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"The blaring of my cellphone jolted me awake..."

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► "There's something wrong with the Wickenshire house." written by RandomAppalachian468, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1pniyt6/theres_something_wrong_with_the_wickenshire_house/

https://www.reddit.com/user/RandomAppalachian468/

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"My God..." I whispered..."

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► "We built a 4-dimensional house. Shouldn't have walked on the roof." written by RohanRedfang, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"In sophomore year of high school, I practically lived in the library..."

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► "I kept finding the same sticker in library books. The reason was horrifying." written by TwistedUrbanTales, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1s0cjkw/i_kept_finding_the_same_sticker_in_library_books/

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"I almost slammed on the brakes he caught me so off guard. “What did you just say to me?”

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► "The girl by the road" written by Terralava, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1s045v8/the_girl_by_the_road/

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"Approaching the door, there was a small cardboard box waiting at the mat..."

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► "I Ordered A PS Vita Online. I Received A Box of Spiders." written by Expensive-Pie-9154, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I’ve worked at Daryl’s Pizza since I was fourteen..."

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► "Something is wrong with the sauce."written by Itchy-Environment949, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1qrq613/something_is_wrong_with_the_sauce/

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“Hello,” the creature said with a shy, friendly wave..."

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► "My Best Friends Name Was Mr. Pallywag" written by CrossingOnOver, narrated by ClancyPasta

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► https://www.amazon.com/Crossing-Over-Nicholas-Sugarman-ebook/dp/B0G5G6DG99/

0:00 - Intro / Shoutout

0:50 - The Tale

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"the shop itself was tucked between a now vacant donut shop and a bank..."

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► "The Video Store in My Town has a Terrible Secret, and I'm Going to Expose It" series written by Everblack_Deathmask, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I was an academic working in the field of folk legends..."

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► "I Was a Folklore Researcher Until One Interview Forced Me to Abandon Academia Forever" written by AbKane667, narrated by ClancyPasta

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I don't know if you'll ever see this, but...

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► "There are Ghosts in the woods" written by Equivalent-Part6608, narrated by ClancyPasta

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I hope Santa can hear me

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► "I Want a Toy Truck For Christmas" written and narrated by ClancyPasta

This is an old story I wrote for the channel years and years ago- I hope you enjoy my new version of this little "holiday tale", and have a great night!

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Yes, I know I sound crazy, but just listen to me...

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► "I think my town Librarian got replaced by something terrifying." written by NovelCelebration22, narrated by ClancyPasta

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I don’t claim to be much of a writer. But sharing this story of mine has been a long time coming...

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► "The Ewe-Woman of the Western Roads" written by CosmicOrphan2020, narrated by ClancyPasta

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...I felt it before I heard it...

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► "Something Keeps Knocking on My Bedroom Door, and I Live Alone" written by Ah907, narrated by ClancyPasta

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WHAT'S IN THE SAUSAGE?

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► "The all-you-can-eat pizza place that never let us leave" written by Nikolai Black (u/Flimsy-Chip-2845), narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/1oind3k/the_allyoucaneat_pizza_place_that_never_let_us/

00:00 - Post 1

07:54 - Update 2

11:13 - Update 3

16:18 - Update 4

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Welcome to the casino!

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► "Read the rules before playing at this casino" written by Zestyclose-Rush-1469, narrated by ClancyPasta

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it's not worth it...

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► "Don't Order Pizza During a Snow Storm" written by NormalAlfalfa8523, narrated by ClancyPasta

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I got a strange package in the mail today...

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► "Don't Read This" written by Raine, narrated by ClancyPasta

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