ClancyPasta | Internet Horror Stories

"...well, it's complicated..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "A Dead Girl Texted Me, but I Didn't Stop Replying" written by B. Schwarz, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"...years later, I'd ask the town sheriff about it..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "We Found a Tomb From Outer Space" written by Empty-Wing7678, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"...the first one began with the same muffled scratching sound..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "I attached a microphone onto a rat and the audio I recorded was very disturbing." written by Pudenator, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I thought she was joking, but she wasn't..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "The Last House on Bellweather Road" written by Frazzle_Panda (MrBLT (@mrblt-o3t) on YouTube), narrated by ClancyPasta

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"It was garbage day..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "A Weird Figure Looks At Me At Sundown" and "A man I don't know has been taking my trash out every single day" written by Wario_Guy, narrated by ClancyPasta

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This is a new show on this podcast I'm trying out, and I hope you enjoy! Don't worry, the ClancyPasta PRESENTS episodes (the scary stories) aren't going anywhere - this is something new on top of the regular show!

Come back with me, to the fall of 2010, and we'll explore the terrifying and strange urban legend that is the lost episode of Squid's "Nightmare", and Red Mist. When these tales came out, it caused a wave in the online creepypasta echo system that is still hard to describe or relate to people who didn't live through it...

"...they were gone..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "The Crab Traps of Goodwin's Island" written by Sammy Hutchison (SammyFilming), narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I never believed... until I grew closer to the night..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "One Night, There Was a Second Moon" written by Justas Ran, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"...suddenly, the lights were out..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "Something visited me during a power outage" written by AsDeathBeckons, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I hate this place..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "If You Board a Night Bus and There's a Man Sitting on the Back Row, Get off Immediately. That is NOt a Man." written by SpookyMatMusic, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"Inside, the room was pitch black..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "Has Anyone Ever Heard of a Place Called Hogs Foot, Tennessee?" written by Tatted_ghoull, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"I opened the door..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "Gifts On My Porch" written by CTRemy9085, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"My thoughts were interrupted by panicked mooing, and the rumbling of hooves..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "There's Something Wrong With the Cows" written by UnfamiliarFondue, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"...don't come at this hour..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "I Work the Night Shift at a Fast-Food Place. We're Not Allowed to Serve Anyone After 4 A.M." written by Top-Discipline3273 (V.B.Simons), narrated by ClancyPasta

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"The video began cutting between old Polaroid pictures..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "I'm going to Caelum Forest Preserve" written by power572, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uxtedr/im_going_to_caelum_forest_preserve/

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Part 1: https://open.spotify.com/episode/01Csy0cpk369jO3vYQtE1D?si=mOOgSjGAQs29pFzXITCkgg

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "Odd things are afoot at the Motel on Route 666 - Part 2" written by MadienMotherCrone, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1v9g90j/odd_things_are_afoot_at_the_motel_on_route_666/

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"...the lawyer pressed a post-it note into my hand..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I inherited my uncle's smart house. It came with three rules" written by Joe Zazzara, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1v1vbgr/i_inherited_my_uncles_smart_house_it_came_with/

https://www.reddit.com/user/pieater727

https://www.clippings.me/joezazzara

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"I could hear it clearly now..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Think My Microwave is Broken" written by LilNimrod, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/1uyeprd/i_think_my_microwave_is_broken/

https://www.reddit.com/user/LilNimrod/

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"I found something in the garden today..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "Under the Garden" written by Dead_Grampa, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1v097nv/under_the_garden/

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"She used the key, and it slid into the lock with a resounding click..."

CLANCYPASTA PRESENTS

► "Odd things are afoot at the Motel on Route 666" written by MadienMotherCrone, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uv027b/odd_things_are_afoot_at_the_motel_on_route_666/

https://www.reddit.com/user/MadienMotherCrone/

This is the first part in a series, so check back on the author's page if you'd like to read the next entry!

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"I never take photographs..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Keep Finding Polaroids of Myself on Dead Patients" written by Dr_AK_Myst, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uwr785/i_keep_finding_polaroids_of_myself_on_dead/

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"I hope you're listening..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "The Cave in the Sky" written by No-Difficulty-5985, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ux8ows/the_cave_in_the_sky/

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"I almost forgot he wasn't supposed to be here..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I don't know if my brother came back from Alaska" written by Unusual_Macaroon_446, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1umjcuu/i_dont_know_if_my_brother_came_back_from_alaska/

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Every town has their urban legend...

CREEPYPASTA

► "Poor Ronnie" written by Dead_Grampa, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/Dreading/comments/1uxwaap/poor_ronnie/

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"It was probably just a prank..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "Cornfield Cat" written by Ok-Manufacturer5042, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uqbx4c/cornfield_cat/

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"This is why..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "We investigated the ghost bride for episode 31 of our podcast. We never posted it. This is why" written by Glass_Cat6197, narrated by ClancyPasta

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"if the windows close on their own, ignore it..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "The Closing Shift" written by ZH0901, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uq6iib/the_closing_shift/

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"I stared, completely puzzled..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "There's a door in my house that's only in the mirror." written by DigProfessional3275, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uphwmg/theres_a_door_in_my_house_thats_only_in_the_mirror/

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"My bedroom window faced the pond..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "The Smell of My Pond Keeps Getting Worse" written by u/Mean_Elk_4924, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uq8cx3/the_smell_of_my_pond_keeps_getting_worse/

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"Do you want to know why people get into gardening?..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "My Garden Grows More than Flowers" written by DigiSean1163, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uptw5i/my_garden_grows_more_than_flowers/

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"I cracked open the door, and he wasted no time putting on the charm..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I let a salesman into my house and I don't think he ever left" written by mythic_melon, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1uqvjcb/i_let_a_salesman_into_my_house_and_i_dont_think/

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Listen to Part 1 Here: https://open.spotify.com/episode/6gmhg66DRlKP0KAEpW71h5?si=sHWmELQ4RVuJ4EkXrGqfbw

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Hunt Spirits For The Federal Government: Part 2 - Case Subject: The Spirit of Fun" written by DollBones, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1reu6ik/part_2_i_hunt_spirits_for_the_federal_government/

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"In an instant, I felt my blood turn to ice..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "Anthills" written by Aaron_Breiterman, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/clancypasta/comments/1taiyhz/anthills/

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"I don't remember how I got here..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "Fire House 666: Code 777" written by Itchy-Environment949, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1tqkmll/fire_house_666_code_777/

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"I believe we need to... go back..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "The Problem at Lot's Field" written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA

► This story is original, exclusive, and only found here on ClancyPasta.

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"...I remember the night I downloaded the game too well..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "DON'T Play This LOST Xbox 360 Game..." written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA

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"...I first saw him, on a Tuesday..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Think There Are Fake People Out on the Streets" written by TEAM CLANCYPASTA, narrated by CLANCYPASTA

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"...I've always been drawn to caves..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "The Ethereal Below" written by Adventurous-Sign9562, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1i4dtsh/the_ethereal_below/

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"...'You'll start tomorrow,' he said..."

CREEPYPASTA

► "I Shouldn't Have Taken That Job..." written by Tom Maglaqui, narrated by ClancyPasta

► https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/1swnrro/i_shouldnt_have_taken_that_job/

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Shouldn't have gone through those old VHS tapes...

CREEPYPASTA

► "Ed, Edd, n Eddy: YOU FORGOT" written by anonymous, narrated by ClancyPasta

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