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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.
Ep. 150: Miss Piggy Don’t Take No Mess
Full Court Press: An R-Rated Jersey Swap, Anthony Edwards’ Incredible Dunk, and a New Podcast Rec
NBQ&A Spectacular: Food, Muppets, Jean Shorts, and More! Â
And Also: Novakain, Tootsie Roll Owl, Mr. Bucket, Basketball Violence, Deep Dish Hot Dogs, Rotten Anchovy, Cash Me Outside, Split Croatia, Jean Shorts, Anti-Sleeve, Fully Matching Tennis Outfits, Big Face Coffey, Fruit By The Foot, Pool Noodles, Sweetums, Highway Hypnosis, CrocsÂ
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Ep. 149: You Sell Gravel, Just Be A Gravel Company!
Full Court Press: The Caitlin Clark Effect, LeBron Reaches 40K Points, Clippers RebrandÂ
That Actually Happened: Jimmy Butler Was In A Fall Out Boy Music VideoÂ
3-on-3: A Celebration of Hornets Commentator Eric CollinsÂ
And Also: Awkward Elevator Rides, Dulcet Tones, Ignominious, 1300 Toilets, Dry Erase Menus, Green Flags, Aggressive Dreadlocks, GRVL, Tomball, Emo Cowboy, Harlem Shake, Bejeweled Magic 8 Balls, Hum Diddly DeeÂ
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Ep. 148: Is It Too Late Now To Drink Starry? w/ Rafi Kohan
Full Court Press: Recapping A Boring NBA All-Star Weekend & League Pass For All!Â
An Interview With: Rafi Kohan, Author of Trash Talk: The Only Book About Destroying Your Rivals That Isn't Total Garbage
And Also: Sierra Mist/Surge/Citra/Baja Blast, #StarryNotStarry, Little Mole-Rat, NBA Jam, Barely Dunk Dunks, Socrates’ DM’s, Greek Invective Poetry, The Endowment Effect, “Hella Hard”, IZOF level, The Underdog Posture, Mouse In The House, Too Short, Walkman, Roast Battle, Costanza-esque, The Jerk Store, Caution Tape, Meditative Bang, Couple Of Goats, Old HeadsÂ
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Ep. 147: We Must Give Them Their (Mountain) Dew
Full Court Press: WNBA Free Agency & Schubes’ Live Reactions To The NBA Trade DeadlineÂ
3-on-3: The Greatest WNBA/NBA Three Point Contest Final Rounds
That Actually Happened: Colin Cowherd’s Dougie-Related Beef With John Wall
And Also: The Big Ragu, Bernard Freaking King, Mouth Guards, Cash Considerations, Nepo Babies, Soda Shots, Premeditated Dougie
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Ep. 146: The Forgotten Ball Brother w/ J.B. Ball
Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Incident, NBA Trades/Coach Firings, Jimmy Butler’s Country Album, Deandre Ayton IceGate, Embiid/KAT Go OffÂ
An Interview With: Comedian, Writer and HOOPER J.B. BallÂ
And Also: Podcast Doubleheaders, Volcano-Ass Names, Mount Doom, DNP: Ice, Dougies, Rihanna’s Forehead, High School Egos, Dunking On Bieber, Master PÂ
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Ep. 145: Where Are MY Nice Long Coats?!
Full Court Press: Knicks/Bulls Updates, Grizzlies Injury Woes, and a New Basketball Doc
3-on-3: A Deep Dive On "Cardio Games"
That Actually Happened: The Three Best/Worst Pickup Basketball HabitsÂ
And Also: Damp January, The Clyde Parade, Cow Print Blazers, Strange Hand Stuff, Freaky Deaky, 24 Hour Fitness, Cherry Picking, Lanky BoyÂ
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Ep. 144: Get The Balls In Order! ('24 NBA Resolutions)
Full Court Press: Steve Kerr Gets Trolled, Giannis Game Ball Saga, and More Ja Morant DramaÂ
The Inaugural HORSE New Year's Special: New Year's Resolutions For Every NBA TeamÂ
And Also: Rick James, HORSE Curse vs HORSE Jinx, Siren Boi, Egg Crates, Clothed Rachel, Scoot Henderson’s Goggles, Dad Powers, Little Tiny European Soccer Headband, Thumping Techno Music, Mind Bogglingly Long, Big Limber Boy, “The City”, BrooklyKnight, Lupper, ESPN 8, FanDrool, Sengun Mania, Adult Legos, Mardi Gras, Rec Specs, Jeremy Sochan Wig, The Utah Indie Rock, Adult Diapers
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Ep. 143: The T Stands For “The”
Full Court Press: Lakers Win Inaugural In-Season Tournament & The Top-Heavy NBA
3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Favorite/Least Favorite Benny The Bull BitsÂ
That Actually Happened: The Time a GQ Photoshoot Cursed The Indiana Pacers’ Season
And Also: Copium, Pappadeux Seafood Kitchen, Fierce Cologne, Surprise Ludacris, Inverse Pacers, Big Baseball Boy, Charles Entertainment Cheese, THE College of New Jersey, The Dell Guy, Mrs. Doubtfire, Furries, Callabria 2008, Fuzzy Muppet Hands, Young Walter
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Ep. 142: We Are Approaching Gray Town
Full Court Press: Draymond Green Chokes Rudy Gobert & Kawhi Leonard Gets BooedÂ
A Special HORSE Draft: The Best and Worst NBA In-Season Tournament Courts (video component link)
And Also: Half-Indian Card, Eur-a-peein, Eur-a-payin, Scary Zoom Lady, Tribal Tattoos, Word Art, Pimp My Ride, Texas Roadhouse, SBF, Semi-Pro, AI-Generated Slogans, Golden Corral, Oxidized Statues, Normal Muted BangÂ
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Ep. 141: A Lasagna Of Resentment w/ Iam Karmel
Full Court Press: The Inaugural NBA In-Season TournamentÂ
An Interview With: Comedian, Writer, Podcaster & Portland Trail Blazers Fanatic Ian KarmelÂ
And Also: $22 Cocktails, God Damn Coffee, Crotch Shots, Blue Screen Of Death, The Isolation Ball, iPod Touch, Heat Culture, “Touchest”, Two Tony’s, Skimbleshanks, Make A Knish Foundation, White Elephant, Foie Gras Terrine, DJ Khaled, Kermit-Based Athletes, Dominayton, AOL Instant Messenger, Dave’s Killer Bread, Cronuts, Sconuts, Clyde “Walt” Drexler, Hairline Doctors, Halftime Orange Slices
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