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World Cup at the Beach + Ye in San Antonio | 6.26.26
Yesterday at 4:00 AM

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:20 Pat’s beach trip is not going the way he planned

00:04:30 World Cup everything

00:10:50 The horrible earthquake(s) in Venezuela 

00:17:00 UK man tries to flame thrower his neighbors door down

00:35:30 Ye is playing in San Antonio and the mayor is not happy

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Birds Practicing “Self Care”, DEA Scandals, & A Pastor Beatdown Caught On Camera   6.25.26
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#1986
Last Thursday at 4:00 AM

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Will broke his chair again

00:04:40 New study finds that birds love to masturbate

00:20:00 DEA whistleblower details accounts of DEA letting LOTS of Fentanyl into the US on purpose

00:30:33 Louisiana Pastor hands out a caught-on-camera beatdown of 20 year old balding man

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Couple Gives Wild Show at Guns 'n Roses Concert | 6.24.26
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Last Wednesday at 4:00 AM

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:55 Two-Million Bees Escape Truck Crash on Texas Highway

00:08:44 Texas Rancher finds Long Lost Giraffe

00:18:20 Fox News Refreshes the Hottie Roster with Natalie Chuck

00:23:55 Police looking for UK Couple after Sex Video at Guns 'n Roses Concert goes viral

00:29:40 Man gets Stuck Inside in California Park Toilet after trying to Retrieve Sunglasses

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Oklahoma Arby’s manager accused of giving customer herpes | 6.23.26
#1984
Last Tuesday at 4:00 AM

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:57 Reflecting pool update

00:20:07 Wes’ US Open big win with Kalshi

00:21:51 Ferrets being used to kill rats at child prison sparks trauma for kids

00:30:21 Insane Man in Singapore Tricks Kids into Extreme Diarrhea

00:38:59: Australian magician vanishes

00:41:54 Oklahoma Arby's manager accused of giving customer herpes

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FMF Bonus Guess that Crime!!! | 6.22.26
Last Monday at 4:00 AM

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Shit Sandwiches, Micropenis Awareness & Great News For Potheads Who Love Guns | 6.19.26
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#1983
06/19/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:00 Gambling talk, is Wes a moron?

00:10:15 Great news for potheads who have guns

00:19:00  The reflecting pool is still a piece of shit, but why???

00:29:00 Mircropenis awareness PSA

00:38:20 Cop who fed homeless man a shit sandwich has landed a bi...


Vietnam Cracking Down on Illegal Cat Meat Industry | 6.18.26
06/18/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:28 Vietnam Police save 400 Cats from Illegal Cat Meat Factory

00:15:15 Horse drawn carriage takes off uncontrollably in Central Park

00:19:51 World Cup-dates: Iran immediately removed from USA after first game, and Scottish Fans have Drank Boston OUT of Beers

00:28:51 Japan is having a...


Man Who Habitually Squirted Sea-Men On Women for 30 Years Caught | 6.17.26
06/17/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:00 The boys old trucker sketch was wild

00:06:15 A man in Australia was illegally breeding 100k madagascar hissing cockroaches

00:20:20 HOA in Alabama votes to kill 226 geese that are in a pond bothering them

00:29:20 High school admin prank picture keeps getting released 

...


Ohio Union fighting goats taking their contracts | 6.16.26
#1980
06/16/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:41 Kalshi Dog Tie strategy

00:08:39 Soft Corner - Lemonade stand robbery

00:21:41 India plans to recover climber who died on Everest in 1996 that is a landmark

00:34:03 Recently deceased UK Man diagnosed posthumously with extremely rare “Triple Penis”

00:38:07 City Union Files Griev...


Did President Trump Meet With Aliens & China Is Way More Racist Than We Thought | 6.15.26
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#1979
06/15/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts

00:07:00: Did President Trump meet with Aliens?!

00:13:45 Boy Scout troop had their balloon project shot down by an F-16

00:15:10 AI Update 

00:16:45 Reddit user figures out how to use AI bots without internet or power 

00:20:00 Racist and...


Man Hides in Bushes to Kidnap Ding-Dong Ditchers | 6.12.26
06/12/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:50 Actually, it's an NC-3, not a Miata

00:11:30 50 year-old South Carolina Man got so mad at ding-dong ditchers, he hid in the bushes and got sweet revenge... but also kidnapping charges

00:27:33 California officer accidentally shoots fellow officer in the arm during "horseplay incident"

00:34:10 Colonel Sanders' longtime Canadian Home for sale for $1.5M Canadian

00:36:43 Steve Spielberg is...


Trump Loves Inflation | 6.11.26
06/11/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:20 Knicks fans are jumping Spurs fans

00:07:15 Inflation up 4.2% and Trump loves inflation and our military in wars now the ole 180 

00:13:30 Epic senior prank involving 200 doors locks glued shut at school 

00:18:15 Southern Baptists officially rule no women preachers

00:20:40 Bill Gates testifies before Congress and says Epstein blackmailed him and he banged chicks on the island

...


Shrek Penises & BDSM Session Turns Deadly | 6.10.26
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#1976
06/10/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:20 1976 Fun Facts

00:07:00: Verdict and sentencing in the Karmelo Anthony murder trial

00:13:30 How hot is “Supergirl” Milly Alcock & why is “Superman” Dean Cain making fun of her looks?!

00:25:50 BDSM session turns deadly after an idiotic mistake

00:33:05 Man escapes police in LA by jumping into a swamp and is attacked by alligators

00:40:05 Blogger sends Ohio State Se...


Massive WWE American Flag Causes Power Outage | 6.9.26
06/09/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:08:23 Starbucks pissed off all of South Korea with its May “Tank Day” promotion

00:24:59: Huge American Flag Flies Into Power Lines, Knocking Out Power for Thousands

00:30:57 Gloves left inside patients and accidental organ removal among 403 'never' mistakes in NHS last year

00:36:37 Local Baton Rouge Celebrity Dejontay Wings arrested for Theft, Mugshot goes viral

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Dan Sullivan's Square-off for Alaska Senate Seat | 6.8.26
06/08/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 New Team USA World Cup fan chant appears to be absolutely abysmal

00:08:04 Dan Sullivan's Square-off for Alaska Senate Seat + Graham Planter recap + Missiles

00:25:06 More Scamz: Pilot Mountain, NC Town Manager treats himself on public dime, and Monet AI that Shook the Art World

00:32:15 Celebrity Dog in China got Stolen, Sold, and Eaten +...


Druids and Witches are NO LONGER Welcome in the Military | 6.5.26
#1973
06/05/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:31 Military drops 180 recognized faiths

00:11:37 Sean Strickland banned from UFC event

00:15:40 Meta facial recognition in glasses

00:22:03 Archbishop removed from exorcisms after saying UFOs are demons

00:26:16 Scientists find yeast in mummy’s guts and use it to make “very goo...


George Santos is Back! | 6.4.26
06/04/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:30 Cop pulls gun on fellow officer for microwaving fish

00:15:05 The UK is proposing a new travel blacklist law for abusive air passengers

00:23:00 The SPLC has even more funding hate group documentation and allegations

00:32:00 George Santos is back in the...


Dusty Mexicans Were A Dead Giveaway For This Drug Tunnel | 6.3.26
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#1971
06/03/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:55 Blacklight posters are awesome

00:09:25 City worker with a leaf blower is mistaken for a terrorist with a bazooka

00:19:35 Inmate in GA Prison was able to defraud Charles Schwab to the tune of 11 Million Dollars

00:27:45 Teenage soccer phenom suing form...


Men are Popping In and Out of Manholes all over Brooklyn | 6.2.26
06/02/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:24 NFL Talk

00:07:35 Another One: Walmart Supervisor struck with Sexual Harassment Lawsuit... by a Male employee

00:22:13 Google (???) is seeking to unleash tens of millions of genetically engineered mosquitos year after year in Florida for their "De-Bug" program

00:28:34 A Tale of 2...


Tiny Home’s Poop Stench is Crippling Neighborhood | 6.1.26
06/01/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:45 Israel invades Lebanon castle 

00:08:15 ‘Guess That Crime’ mugshot addition (listener submissions)

00:26:20 Flight from Newark to Spain turns around because passenger bluetooth was “bomb”

00:30:10 Serbian Orthodox priest in NYC doxxes schizo tenant of church divulging confessional

00:34:05 Marshmallow Man UFO or UA...


Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife | 5.29.26
#1968
05/29/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:24 Man Destroys Home with Excavator After Dispute with Wife

00:19:20 UK farmer takes revenge on cars parked in his field

00:29:14 Canadian Man with incredible mugshot caught towing cars illegally:

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One Of The Best Bodycam Videos You Will Ever See  | 5.28.26
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#1967
05/28/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:45 1967 was a GREAT year 

00:05:20 Oregon bill proposes to outlaw hunting and fishing

00:24:25 New bodycam footage released in case of one-handed woman accused of driving and texting

00:34:30 A high-ranking CIA official had $40 Million worth of gold bars stashed in his house

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Dog Accidentally Uses Shotgun on Woman | 5.27.26
05/27/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:45 Summer Crimes: Dog Shoots Woman with Shotgun in Nebraska, Insane Lawsuit Lady Shoots some Lawyers, and the Garden Grove Chemical Volcano

00:22:57 Dark Sectretz: Hire a hot chick to weep uncontrollably at your funeral!!

00:30:24 Innovations: New Octopi, "Back from the Grave" Drugs, Snake Wrangling, and Solar Panels

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Talk about a clay court: French Open tennis player’s tummy troubles | 5.26.26
#1965
05/26/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:39 Tennis player leaves French Open to take a dump

00:12:34 Japanese underwear threat

00:21:37 New UFO Files Show us Shooting one Down + Alien DNA

00:31:40 Enhanced Games is in the books with 1 world record

00:38:23 Kars4Kids

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Florida Women Gone WILD | 5.25.26
05/25/2026

Free Florida Man Friday show, we will be back with new episodes tomorrow 5/26


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Florida woman arrested after crashing golf cart with 21 open airplane bottles of fireball

Florida Substitute Teacher Passes out Drunk in the Bus Lane

Florida man sets house on fire after fruit dispute

Florida AirBnb Couch Piss Chick is BACK with more charges

Bonus Dogg: FSU Graduation Tittiesand much more...we hope you...


Woman's Application to "Whites-Only" Neighborhood Denied Over Black Husband | 5.22.26
05/22/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:00:30 Marylin Monroe vs...


Lyft Driver Uses AI to Fake a Mess and Charge a Cleaning Fee | 5.21.26
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#1963
05/21/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:00:30 JFK conspirac...


PenisMaxxing and Weed Flies Free Now | 5.20.26
05/20/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:00:30 Happy Birthday...


The Edgar Haircut is getting banned | 5.19.26
#1961
05/19/2026

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00:04:36 First case of e...


Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Is BACK, So Is Ebola | 5.18.26
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#1960
05/18/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:05 The Pee Pee P...


Chud the Builder Charged with Attempted Murder | 5.15.26
05/15/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:54 Spencer Pratt promises to film the entire time he's mayor, if he wins the Los Angeles race

00:13:35 Trump and Xi meet in China, vibes are high (but maybe not as high in Taiwan)

00:23:33 Chud the Builder...


Alex Murdaugh’s Murder Convictions Overturned and Onion Pockets | 5.14.26
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05/14/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:03:50 What happened in 1958?: NASA, Michael Jackson and Madonna were born 

00:05:20 Supreme Court of South Carolina overturns Alex Murdaugh's double murder conviction

00:19:30 The Punjabi Devils Nor Cal bike gang leader busted trying to flee gun charges

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No More Smoking in San Francisco & Wes is Upset | 5.13.26
#1957
05/13/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:05:46 San Francisco might officially be the worst place ever

00:20:38 Hilarious looking Maryland man sentenced for online threats against Kamala

00:27:26 Time for term limits - Political Bloopers

00:37:04 Cali Mayor Resigns as Chinese Spy

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Man Pulls Car With His Penis, While On Fire | 5.12.26
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#1956
05/12/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:25 TrumpDate: Statues, reflection pools & Trump Phone 

00:23:00 Man who got told to cover up his buttcrack at work tries to sue them for bullying

00:31:35 An early racist Free Mason who might have predicted WWIII

00:36:00 Say goodb...


Government Releases UFO Videos and Men Inlfating Their Ballsacks like Balloons | 5.11.26
05/11/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:07:08 Ballmaxxing: the trend you didn't know is taking the world by storm

00:25:08 UFO Files Dropped, and there are some pretty insane videos, but also... where are the Epstein Files?

00:35:56 Frenchman caught creating prestigious language award...


'Adopt Me' Pit Bull Murders Family Dog | 5.8.26
#1954
05/08/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:05 Wes is sick

00:02:52 Dog kills another dog while wearing adopt me vest

00:21:34 State Dept targeting Dead Beat Dads who owe $100k+ in Child Support

00:32:50 Kodak Black arrested after leaving ID o...


Kids are Using Fake Mustaches to Watch Porn | 5.7.26
05/07/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:02:50 1953 first issue of Playboy featuring Marilyn Monroe

00:04:30 Kids in the UK are drawing mustaches on themselves to bypass the age verification check internet porn 

00:21:15 Dolphins share puffer fish with their friends to ge...


Secret Self Service and Hantavirus Cruise Ship | 5.6.26
05/06/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:25 When Nashville Hot Chicken is Too Hot

00:04:45 Spokane Dirt-bike Kid Owns Drunk Lady in Ford Focus

00:10:50 Trump talks to kids about Nukes and Trans during Presidential Fitness Test unveiling

00:26:27 Secret S...


JPMC Sex Slave Update AGAIN & Sex With Trash Cans | 5.5.26
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#1951
05/05/2026

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Pat can’t breathe anymore

00:02:40 Cumming and hating it?!

00:05:00 Will you get Stefan Diggs on your team or not?

00:06:35 Even MORE updates to the JPMC Sex Slave saga

00:22:10 Man...


Illegal Cum Trees, RIP Spirit Air and JP Morgan Sex Updates | 5.4.26
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05/04/2026

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