Hoteps Been Told You

This week the Hotep's discuss the viral game Hood Warfare 2 , Elon's new flying car, Shane Gillis scaring the hoes and more...

This week the hoteps discuss the current diaspora conflict in black america, Kai Cenat and more 

Candace gets more girls than Kai - HBTY 433   This week the Hoteps discuss the accusations against Kai Cenat and Candace Owens love life   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLin    

HotepCon Week EP 431

With one week before HotepCon the Hoteps touch on the the one year anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death, A new football season and more 

2 weeks from Hotep Con the Hoteps touch on the Time Square shooting, HJ grifting on X, Lil Durk Trial and more 

This week the Hoteps discuss the passing of Dolly Parton, top 5 white women, Lil Durk trial and more

This week the Hoteps discuss the cocaine empire at Penn State, Is the Flock Camera controversy an op? Is Stephen A Smith a Coon? Top 5 black male actors and more 

This week the Hoteps discuss AOC being back on the dating market, Memphis vs Chicago , Young Pharoah and his new nail style and more 

This week the Hoteps dive into Red vs yellow Watermelon, Jonathan Majors starring in a Ben Shapiro film, Cameron vs Vic Mensa and more 

The Hoteps meetup to discuss Dr Fauci hearings Tuskegee University banning Bonnets, Who started Cancel Culture and much more 

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HJ comes back from Mexico with a brand new grift, Unc talks about the shooting in wilmington DE,Top 5 John Singleton Movies and did the Woke Right get played by the makers of the latest film the Odyssey?

what is HJ doing in Mexico, Hotep Court, Jay z and Boosie gets scammed by the man and much more   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLin

The Hoteps discuss the World Cup , Big Tigger , the Tyler Robinson Case and more

The Hoteps discuss the World Cup , NBA Free Agency and more 

Caitlin Clark gets the George Floyd Treatment - HBTY 419

This week the Hoteps discuss the World Cup being in the United States , The Knicks winning the championship and more 

Heated Debate concerning Karmelo Anthony being found guilty and getting 35 years , Top 5 bagels , The Knicks inch closer to the title and more

This week the Hoteps delve into the Latest jay Z freestyle and his new afro, The Karmelo Anthony trial, 80's sitcoms , Steph takes the Chinese bag and more 

This week we discuss the New York Knicks making to the NBA finals, Top 50 rappers from New York, kevin Hart and more 

The Hoteps dive into whether ICEMAN was fire or not, How many Grifts does HJ have, Unc goes from a camaro to a Chevette and more 

on Drake eve the Hoteps discuss the upcoming Drake album, Chud getting booked, Was the ending of the Kemedicine show a false flag and more 

The pod covers the Stefon Diggs Trial, Hantavirus outbreak and more....

Yes Biggie WON

The Hoteps get back from the Grifties and run down what a great show it was. Then we dive into The Klay and Meg drama Adrien Broner's fall from grace , Jay Z back on the scene and more 

The Hoteps discuss the SPLC scandal, Unc goes on Trial and more   If you liked the show, laughed at the show, or got mad at the show but still listened all the way through… hit the Patreon. That’s where the REAL show lives — the bonus episodes, the behind‑the‑scenes, the stuff we can’t say on the main feed because we enjoy having bank accounts and employment.   https://patreon.com/HotepsBeenToldYou?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

We’re living in a new era where the internet reacts to death with instant analysis instead of mourning. That dynamic was on full display after the sudden passing of Ashlee Jenee.

Ashlee, known online for her relationship with a white crypto investor, was found dead in a hotel room. Early reports suggested suicide, but social media quickly spun up its own theories, pointing fingers and dissecting her personal life in real time.

The speculation grew so loud that major online personalities jumped into the conversation, adding even more layers to an already sensitive situation.

As tensions remain high, Unc and HJ break down the first round of the ongoing conflict, reacting to a tentative ceasefire and what it really means moving forward.

Then it gets messy…

Dirty Diana 👀
NFL insider Diana Russini finds herself at the center of controversy after reports surface of a romantic getaway with Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel—despite both being married. Once the story drops, more allegations and stories begin to surface, painting a much bigger picture.

Hot Topics 🔥

War is still raging in the Middle East, and the Hoteps open the show breaking down Trump’s speech from the night before. From there, the conversation jumps to the latest moon mission — with a Black astronaut taking part — and what that means for the culture.

Then we get into a topic I’ve been warning y’all about for years:

Pooh Shiesty.

Federal agents held a press conference announcing that Pooh has gotten himself into a world of trouble… again. This time, he allegedly robbed Gucci Mane — the man who signed him — at...

The Iran war rolls on, and the Hoteps open the show debating who’s actually winning. Hotep Jesus breaks down the ancient bloodlines in play, while Uncle Hotep warns about the real danger sitting in the Strait of Hormuz.

Then we pivot to the timeline’s favorite menace:

Druski is back adding to his Hall‑of‑Fame run of A1 comedy bits — this time taking aim at conservative white women, “allegedly” channeling Erika Kirk. Niggas are crying laughing, Red Whites are furious, and everyone agrees he struck gold again. But...

This week, Hotep Jesus goes on trial after his latest appearance on Gutfeld, with Uncle Hotep accusing him of disrespecting the Cushites and switching into his “white voice” for the cameras. From there, the Hoteps dive into the ongoing war—F‑35s getting shot down, Joe Kent’s appearance on Tucker Carlson, and the bigger question of whether the U.S. is actually winning.

Then the conversation shifts to Jay‑Z announcing two new shows and which one is worth pulling up to. And of course, the cultural question of the week:

Is Houston the new Shine He...

The Hoteps open with the latest in the Iran–US conflict and the wave of terror attacks hitting the States, then slide straight into the Black Twitter Report, where nothing is sacred and everyone catches a stray.

Then… the unthinkable. Bam Adebayo—HoweverYouSpellHisLastName—drops 83 points, breaking Kobe Bean Bryant’s legendary 81. Kobe fans everywhere are calling foul: 40+ free throws, weird end‑game antics, and a vibe that just didn’t feel respectful. HJ and Unc weigh in: does this record even count or is it basketball cosplay.

From there, the White Man & Coons Voltron up and take down...

Jay‑Z back in the blender. Epstein files heat up, Nancy Mace wants answers, Dyson says Hov called his phone, and the culture tells Luke Kornet to stay out of Magic City business. Plus: Middle East updates, Uncle Hotep’s Saudi story, Kristi Noem gets canned, and more.

50 Cent is on what can only be described as a nationwide petty tour, and his latest stop? T.I.’s front porch. But Tip and the Harris household said, “Nah, not today.” Suddenly it’s not just 50 vs. T.I.—it’s 50 vs. the entire family group chat. The real question: Did 50 finally run into somebody who can clap back with equal cardio?

Then we pivot to the world’s most unserious felony: a “friendly” snowball fight with the NYPD that somehow turned into charges. Only in America can you go from “winter fun” to “court date” in under 30 seconds. Were...

1. Captain Durag & the Black Twitter Meltdown

We open with the funniest chaos of the week: Captain Durag. Black Twitter detonated over a Disney Jr. character with a durag and a dream. The creator — allegedly a Black woman — instantly got labeled a tether by the FBA crowd. Boule Twitter went straight to the playbook: digging up old tweets, calling her a coon, and running the usual “we’re upset” tricks.

So what is it: representation or cooning.

Next up, Grandma hopped on the mic during a Black History Month event at the Whit...

The Hoteps hit a major milestone this week, celebrating 400 episodes and looking back at the wildest, funniest, and most legendary moments from their journey. From early chaos to cultural dominance, Unc and HJ take a well‑earned victory lap through Hotep history.

Then it’s time for the long‑awaited official HBTY review of J. Cole’s The Fall Off. Enough time has passed — what’s the final verdict. Unc stamps it as mid and not for him. Was it good, great, HBCU‑boule rap, or just clean boom‑bap cosplay. The room breaks it all down, including Cole’s...

Shawn Carter’s name hits the Epstein files and the internet loses its mind. Unc gets the iso he’s been waiting for as the Jay‑Z discourse turns into a full‑blown Hov Hate Super Bowl — theories, half‑truths, cap, and back‑kicking from every direction.

Then the timeline serves up something even crazier: a white man (allegedly) builds a website to help people “avoid Black folks” by showing how many are in your area. The coon in Unc thinks it’s genius. The real one in him thinks the same. A digital sundown town in 2026 — you can’t make this up...

Hotep Jesus gets taken to court for his alleged role in Tim Pool calling Maj Toure Ignorant

Nicki Minaj goes full MAGA Barbie, doubling down on her Trump fandom and catching a beating on the timeline. Is this elite cooning, a strategic power move, or a superstar gearing up for war with the Roc Nation machine.

The NFL adds chaos: Shedeur Sanders makes the Pro Bowl, while Bill Belichick misses first‑ballot Hall of Fame. White NFL Twitter melts down, proving once again — they do NOT play about Bill.

J. Cole returns with a DJ...

This week on The Hoteps, the crew kicks things off with the debate tearing through Sports Twitter: was it a catch or not for Buffalo as the Denver Broncos advance in the playoffs. From there, the conversation shifts to real‑world prep as the East Coast braces for its first major snow blizzard in years — what to do, what not to do, and how not to end up on the evening news.

Then the cultural smoke begins. Are the New Black Panthers really who they say they are, or are they agents in disguise. And if the old...

The Bills handled the Jags on the field, but the real explosion came afterward — when a Black female journalist offered the Jags coach a warm, auntie‑style blessing that sent Sports Twitter into full meltdown mode, with Jemele Hill catching strays in the crossfire.

From that viral flashpoint, the pod pivots to Corey Holcomb vs Anton, breaking down the only question that matters: who chumped who.

J. Cole reenters the chat with a new video from The Fall Off, raising the debate over whether fans still ride with him after bowing out of the Drake vs K...

The Hoteps break down the tragedy of the ICE shooting in Minnesota, joined by on‑the‑scene callers Rev. Tim Christopher and PdawgKnight for firsthand insight. The crew also taps into IShowSpeed’s wild Africa tour, debates whether boiled hot dogs are the unexpected wave of 2026, questions if Zion Williamson is officially a trick, and dives into plenty more.

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