Pick A Topic: The Funniest And Most Versatile Show In The World !
The Funniest Comedy Podcast In History! What started as a comedy podcast has evolved to also include alternative programing with Original Silent Film Shorts, Behind The Scenes of Our Original Silent Film Shorts, Original Book and Poetry Readings, Live Shows, with Livestream Masterclasses (including edited versions too), making this show the Most Versatile Show In The World! NOT TO MENTION WE HAVE AWARD NOMINATED COMEDY PODCASTS, ORIGINAL INSULT HUMOR SHORTS, LIVE INSULT SHOWS, COMEDIC MONOLOGUES, ACTING SHORTS, AND WILL ALSO SOON HAVE (IF I CAN EVER STOP EATING) INSPIRATIONAL VIDEOS AND MODELING PICS!
AUDIO PLATINUM SERIES FINALE! T & T GO NUTS, SYMPATHY LOVIN' - PART 3
AUDIO ONLY WILL NEVER GET OLD, WILL TONY LIVE OR WILL TONY DIE? EITHER WAY, YOU KNOW HE'll ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET HIS TAYLOR LOVE!
Mentioned in this episode:
THE FUNNIEST AWARD WINNING MATERIAL ANYWHERE!
CRAZINESS FROM THE FUNNIEST PODCAST EVER!
AUDIO PLATINUM BACK TO BACK! SYMPATHY LOVIN' - PART 2
AUDIO ONLY PERFORMANCE BY TONY QUALIFIES FOR AN AMBIES SUBMISSION FOR BEST AUDIO PERFORMANCE OF 2026!
AUDIO PLATINUM: TAYLOR & TONY, SYMPATHY LOVIN' - PART 1
AUDIO ONLY!!! NO VIDEO ON THIS SERIES AT ALL!
AFTER TONY TELLS TAYLOR ABOUT HIS SERIOUS LIFE THREATENING DIAGNOSIS, WE SEE IF TAYLOR FINALLY CONSIDERS GIVING TONY SOME... SYMPATHY LOVIN'....
FUNNIER THAN EVER - THEIR CHEMISTRY IS FELT AND HEARD!
AUDIO BURST LATE NITE #2 - I Keep Getting Compliments on My Legs!
Luke and I just goof off for most of this one, and honestly it’s a vibe — raw, awkward, and hilarious. I’m laughing about the weird ways people try to compliment me (or slide into my DMs) — like the repetitive “you look good” scrolls and the baffling codes that make me wonder what folks actually want. I riff on gym etiquette (I literally stand behind machines so strangers don’t stare at my legs), and spill a ridiculous hot-yoga encounter where a 24-year-old Persian woman flashed a tattoo and basically turned the room into a sitcom. I poke fun at myself...
I Can't Even Let My Wife Give Me a Suppository — TMI Confessions
Takeaways:
I say if I'm lucky I'll fight by July, so training schedule's tight and exciting.We joke about Thailand plans and my coach's wild stories with ladyboys, lol, real travel vibes.Luke is gorgeous inside and out, and I note he actually loves my jokes — big ego boost.We riff on payoffs and inflation humor: two million doesn't cut it anymore, now everyone's asking hundred-million dollars.I confess I can't do suppositories myself, so we roast each other about butt-level coordination and jail strip-search memories.Companies mentioned in this episode:
The Ritz-CarltonBentleyAUDIO BURST LATE NITE CLASSIC _ TAYLOR MY LOVE!!!
Takeaways:
We joke about smoking/drinking on the pod — stuff like “should we smoke here?” is playful banter, not an actual endorsement, so it’s vibe > advice.I brag about being a matchmaker since I was 15, which means I drop relationship tips grounded in lived experience and a lot of awkward social experiments.We riff on darker jokes — kidnapping and sexual stuff — and I make it clear consent and boundaries matter even when we’re just messing around.That bit about hooking up a gay friend versus respecting a spouse shows we’re curious helpers, but matchmaking needs consent, sensiti...AUDIO JR CLASSIC... CIRCUMCISION.....
GET READY AND SHABBAT SHALOM... THIS IS A WILD ONE!
AUDIO NUGGET OF THE DAY!
HERE'S ONE OF THE CRAZIEST SHORTS FROM THE ORIGINAL PODCAST GENESIS EPISODE!
I Started the Chaos: The Genesis Episode That Crossed the Line
AUDIO JR CLASSIC OF ALL TIME - SADE THE SINGER!!
J2dR4WvaEsyxsapExWUs REALLY???!!!!!
AUDIO PORN DRIP #9- OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
OH TONY!!
AUDIO BURST #5 _ TAYLOR MY LOVE!!!
I'M SO SORRY FOR THIS ONE! 6lrqchBaOmPlCNlJVQnE
AUDIO BURST #4 - SHAYAN SPECIALTY
GYM CLASSIC...
AUDIO BURST #3 - LUKE CLASSIC
ENJOY!!
AUDIO BURST #2- JON COMEDY GENIUS
LOL!!!
AUDIO BURST #1- JON SPECIAL
THIS IS IS THE BEST OF ALL!
ANOTHER SHAYAN PORN DRIP _ YUCK, OH NO!!!!!
GET READY!!!
AUDIO PORN DRIP #6, SHAYAN HAD TO SIT AND LISTEN TO THIS!!!!!
NO WONDER SHAYAN IS STAYING AWAY!!!
AUDI JR CLASSIC #9, TONY HAS A TWIN!!!! CHECK IT OUT!
ANOTHER ONE I NEVER RELEASED BEFORE...
AUDIO JR CLASSIC #8, HOLOCAUST PUNCHLINE - OH NO!!!!
I CAN'T BELIVE I'M RELEASING THIS ONE!
AUDI CLASSIC #7, A SHAYAN EXCLUSIVE, NEVER BEFORE SEEN OR HEARD!!!
THANKS TO DANNY, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I HID FROM THE WORLD!
AUDI PORN DRIP #5, THIS ONE IS GROSS TOO.... SORRY...
ENJOY ANOTHER FUNNY DRIP ON THE WAY TO 1000 DOWNLOADS TODAY!
AUDI JR CLASSIC #6, SUPERHERO TONY GOES CRAZY!!! ANOTHER DICK JOKE!!!
I JUST FOUND OUT NOW THAT DANNY FORGOT TO SEND A LINK FOR VIEWERS TO PLAY OUR NOMINATED EPISODE!! EVERY NOMINEE HAS A PLAY BUTTON FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE EPISODE EXCEPT US!!! WTF!!
3 WEEKS AFTER HE LEFT, I'M STILL FEELING UTTER FRUSTRATION OVER HIS INCREDIBLE INCOMPETENCE, AND IT MIGHT COST THE SHOW A WIN OR A PLACING...
AUDI JR CLASSIC #5, SHAYAN IS SCOLDING BY TONY, IN A FUNNY WAY!!
ANOTHER SHAYAN CLASSIC...
AUDI JR CLASSIC #4, BHUPINDER ADDS A LOT TO THE SHOW AND THIS BIT!!
ENJOY THIS HILARIOUS CLASSIC...
AUDI ROAST FINALE, COSTCO ROAST ENDS HERE... FOR NOW!
ENJOY THE LAST COSTCO ROAST FILMED BY JON, WHO HAPPENS TO ALSO BE FEATURED IN A CURRENT AMBIES SUBMISSION FOR EPISODE OF THE YEAR...
AUDIO ROAST QUICK #3, TONY ROASTS A DOG TOO???.. WHAT??!!??
LISTEN AND DELIGHT... ROAST DAY IS HERE!!!
AUDIO ROAST QUICK #2, MORE COSTCO VICTIMS TONY GETS TO ROAST..
NETFLIX DOESN'T HAVE GOOD ROASTS.... PAY ME....
AUDIO ROAST QUICK, LET'S START THE DAY WITH ROASTING PEOPLE GOING TO COSTCO
THIS IS HOW YOU ROAST...
AUDIO JR CLASSIC - GREATEST MASTURBATION BIT..... SILVER CREATOR AWARD!!
Soon... GOLD CREATOR AWARD... Comin Soon...
AUDIO PORN DRIP #4, THE MOST DISGUSTING YET, TRUST ME....
1000 DOWNLOADS TOMORROW!!!!!!
AUDIO JR CLASSIC #2 - 2 MILLION VIEWS FOR TONY BEING GAY? WHAT?
ON OUR WAY TO 1000 DOWNLOADS A DAY! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
AUDIO INSANITY #1 - CONFRONTING MY GUEST ABOUT A CERTAIN WORD HE USED...
AUDIO JR CLASSICS #1 - IT RHYMES WITH TIGGA... HERE WE GO!
THE AUDIO JR CLASSICS TAKE US FROM 600 TO 1000 DOWNLOADS A DAY!
AUDIO PORN DRIP #2, SOMETHING ABOUT THE GOOCH... SHAFT... I DIDN'T GET IT...
LISTEN TO MS CHUNK SALSA SCHOOL TONY ABOUT BODY PARTS!
AUDIO PORN DRIP - GET READY - HAVE A SEAT FOR THIS ONE! WARNING: THIS IS GROSS!
THESE ARE THE CLIPS DANNY FUCKED UP ON EDITING, OR SHOULD NOT HAVE EDITED AT ALL, THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO AIR ON YOU TUBE AND HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN ENJOYED!!!
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IF YOU THINK I'M FUNNY, PLEASE GO TO SIGNAL PODCAST AWARDS AND VOTE FOR THE PEOPLES' CHOICE, LISTENERS' CHOICE AWARD. JUST SEARCH TONY ROCHMAN AND VOTE FOR ME!!!
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AUDI DRIP EXCLUSIVE 5 - ANOTHER SHAYAN CLASSIC NOTHING BURGER...
THESE ARE THE CLIPS DANNY FUCKED UP ON EDITING, OR SHOULD NOT HAVE EDITED AT ALL, THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO AIR ON YOU TUBE AND HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN ENJOYED!!!
s://www.youtube.com/@PickaTopicPodcast
IF YOU THINK I'M FUNNY, PLEASE GO TO SIGNAL PODCAST AWARDS AND VOTE FOR THE PEOPLES' CHOICE, LISTENERS' CHOICE AWARD. JUST SEARCH TONY ROCHMAN AND VOTE FOR ME!!!
Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast.
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AUDIO DRIP EXCLUSIVE 3 - YOU REAL:LY GOTTA BE A SHAYAN FAN TO LIKE THIS ONE!
THESE ARE THE CLIPS DANNY FUCKED UP ON EDITING, OR SHOULD NOT HAVE EDITED AT ALL, THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO AIR ON YOU TUBE AND HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN ENJOYED!!!
s://www.youtube.com/@PickaTopicPodcast
IF YOU THINK I'M FUNNY, PLEASE GO TO SIGNAL PODCAST AWARDS AND VOTE FOR THE PEOPLES' CHOICE, LISTENERS' CHOICE AWARD. JUST SEARCH TONY ROCHMAN AND VOTE FOR ME!!!
Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast.
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EtZYHk.
AUDIO DRIP EXCLUSIVE 2, NEVER BEFORE HEARD OR SEEN!!
THESE ARE THE CLIPS DANNY FUCKED UP ON EDITING, OR SHOULD NOT HAVE EDITED AT ALL, THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO AIR ON YOU TUBE AND HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN ENJOYED!!!
AUDIO SPRINT 11 - LAST PUSSY FOR AHWILE...
LET'S NOT SPRINT ON THIS ONE...
s://www.youtube.com/@PickaTopicPodcast
IF YOU THINK I'M FUNNY, PLEASE GO TO SIGNAL PODCAST AWARDS AND VOTE FOR THE PEOPLES' CHOICE, LISTENERS' CHOICE AWARD. JUST SEARCH TONY ROCHMAN AND VOTE FOR ME!!!
Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast.
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3EtZYHk.
