The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

On today’s episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON talks about a 55-lb wiener, people with great parents (good for you! No, seriously!), and being a different person depending on the time, temperature, season, phase of menstrual cycle, and how much she ate that day. The episode culminates with a reading from Chapter 1 of “NO BAD PARTS” by Richard Schwartz.

On today's episode your girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, sits in a room alone and talks to you about the joys of podcasting without a camera, Kelly Clarkson, people from a different decade, aliens (is real), how the UK treats eggs, and the perplexing joy of being a smoker and a runner. Krystyna introduces her new favorite book that will be featured in episodes for months to come: NO BAD PARTS by Richard C. Schwartz.

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Southern California, I love you! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following very important topics:

Thank you for listening, congrats on not killing yourself, and I’ll see you on Patreon!

TORONTO, I’ll see you Jan. 17th and 18th at Comedy Bar!

Happy 2025, you survived! On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following vital topics of our time:

See Krystyna headlining in Tulsa, Oklahoma (Jan. 10th + 11th) and Toronto (Jan. 17th + 18th) tix available at: https://linktree.com/krystynahutch

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Today's episode was recorded live in Krystyna's car! A great way to end 2024. Your girl covers the following topics:

- Don't see Gladiator 2!

- The Merriest Krysmas a girl could ask for

- Therapy terms we are misusing, oopsie poopsie

- Aliens and Orbs and Drones, Okay!

- Jay-Z allegations

- Anything for animals

- The magical power of writing down the reality you want to bring forth (and real life proof of its potency)

COME SEE ME LIVE!

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On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, interviews her good friend, creative director and fellow afterlife enthusiast, ANI MOUSH. The pair discuss the value meditating with a friend, the otherworldly experiences under Ani's belt including a photo of a ghost girl (no joke), the death of a parent, the study of grief and the importance of giving yourself room to create. 

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On today’s episode, comedian and E.T.

Enthusiast, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following important topics of our time:

***TOUR DATES****

TULSA, OK - Jan. 10th + 11th

TORONTO - Jan. 17th and 18th

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I'm so glad you survived another week on planet earth because the usual voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by former stand-up comedian turned professional clairvoyant (and medium), THOMAS DALE! How did he discover he was psychic? What's the point of being a person? What have dead people taught him about life? All these questions and more are covered in today's episode. PLUS: Krystyna gets an intuitive astrological reading from Thomas, which you can book by clicking HERE.

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Happy Monday, Honey. On today’s episode, stand-up comedian, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is joined by her go-to tarot witch and Art-of-self expert, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna regales us with an energy update for the rest of the year, courtesy of Matt and Joy Kahn. Spoiler alert: sh*t’s gonna go down. Nothing we can’t handle! Donna whips out her tarot decks and gives eerily accurate readings to Krystyna, Mike and viewers like you. Follow DONNA @DeeShootsIt Follow KRYSTYNA @KrystynaHutch -- Sign up for Krystyna's PATREON -- Follow Mikey @MikeCoscarelli Rate and review the podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following pivotal topics of today:

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On today's episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discusses the following hot button issues of our time:

- Feeling rage when your belt loop gets caught on a door knob

- Street fights with female drivers

- YOU OK, GIRL?: Derlyn Roberts
 

- Death to pop-up notifications

- And a detailed overview of the recent government hearing on UAPs which seem to be coming in and out of the ocean in droves! How exciting!

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Extra good job not offing yourselves this week, friends! Sometimes things go in a direction that feels terrible, but guess what? We’re in charge of our own inner peace, so let’s have fun. On today’s space, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on:

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Today's episode was recorded live at Slickback Studios featuring our favorite, and eerily accurate, tarot card reader, curator and life coach, DONNA GUERREROS. Krystyna addresses her recent education on 

The Mothman before Donna uses her cards on herself, Mikey and K. We then open the phone lines to help out listeners with issues involving their careers, secret creative passions, and romance. 

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On today’s episode, your alien-adoring host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, welcomes a leading other-worldly explorer in the extraterrestrial field, ALAN STEINFELD, to the studio. They discuss Alan’s personal abduction experience that left implant marks on the back of his leg, the various physical forms E.T.s can take, quantum physics and the importance of marrying your left and right brain hemispheres, conjuring UAPs through meditation, and supernatural stories from listeners. Open your heart, lead with your curiosity and allow what you thought was possible to expand. Aliens is real, y’all! Do you have an encounter you’d be willi...

You’re alive! Wow, huh?! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on the following important topics and of our time:

[NYC] Thurs (9/24...

Oh boy, you're in for a real treat, kids! On today's episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON welcomes one of her favorite spiritual teachers, CARLA MORA, to the studio. Carla helped Krystyna through some tough times and has spiritual abilities that are quite impressive. Together, the duo talk about releasing trauma from the body, exploring other realms in the jungle with shamans, having an epic encounter with Sasquatch and, YES -- TALKING TO ALIENS! 

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[NYC] Thurs (9/24) come to HOOCH...

Hey, survivors! Glad you made it another week on Planet AHHEARTH. On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following topics and segments:

If you’re in NYC, come to my monthly stand-up show, HOOCH, Thursday, Oct. 24th 7pm at Zinc Bar. www.Linktree.com/KrystynaHutch for tickets 

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You did it, you survived another week! On today’s episode, the voice inside your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, makes Michael open his birthday present on air for that sweet, sweet tax write-off before welcoming back JORDAN BLIZZARD PLANIT to the studio to tackle some life advice questions posed by viewers like you. If you love how Jordan’s brain works, you’ll love her substack, her self-friendship podcast, and her magical world that is Planit Butter, where “playfulness meets societal reflection.”

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Greetings and salutations and congrats on not offing yourself! On Today's episode, Krystyna is joined by her fellow witch woman, DONNA GUERREROS. The duo talks about how discombobulated everyone feels lately and the seemingly ominous messages the channelers of YouTube have been giving about the rest of 2024. We then turn to Donna's Tarot deck to ask important questions like: Will Mikey ever find love? Was Krystyna touched as a kid? Does she have a shot at being a white Oprah and talking to aliens? Then, the phone lines open up and the gals take calls from a man who...

Happy Monday and a much deserved congratulations on surviving another week in this planet! On today’s episode, I talk with found of Planit Butter, host of the Self-Friendship Podcast and voice I want in everyone’s head, JORDAN PLANIT! This woman is one of the most magical beings I have the fortune to know. On Part 1 of her episode, we discuss real life examples of the power of manifesting, the importance of being in love with yourself, happily communicating boundaries and only saying yes to gigs that light you up.

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We survived another week on earth, good for us! On today’s episode, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discusses Mikey’s birthday bash, the many sexual fantasies that arise at an Incubus concert, and our first “You Ok, Girl?” girl. Then she welcomes Renaissance man, JEFFREY GURIAN, to talk about healing with his hands, laughing through your trauma and the often unnoticed power each of us have.

click HERE to get more information on Jeffrey’s upcoming workshop at The Omega Institute starting September 20th.

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On today’s episode, stand-up comedian and current Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following high-hanging topics:

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NYC got a taste of "Fake Fall" and Krystyna and Mike are high off the crisp air. On today's episode, we touch on the following indispensable topics of today:

- The Chocolate Cobbler demons

- Wanting to get engaged so you have an excuse to as your girls to come to Sedona and hunt for aliens

- The DNC + You don't need to yell into a microphone (I know, I know...)

- How to spot an American in any country 

- a reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Se...

Give yourself a pat on the back for surviving another week, ya warrior. On today's episode, stand-up comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON takes you on a journey through the following important topics:

- Britney's back (on IG), b*tch. 

- A better car horn

- Chasing the high of a sick discount

- Pissing off Donald Trump Jr. :)

- Hugging Amma

- Filming aliens

- A reading from Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about the practice of self-responsibility 

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You survived another week! Mazel Tov, baby. On today’s episode, the Voice Inside Your Head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores the following subject matters:

To hear the chapter read in its entirety (with cute commentary) and to zoom with me once a week for Group Share-apy, head on over to:

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Oh I'm so glad you decided to live another week because on today's episode, we have stand-up comedian KATIE BLUNT on the show to share her ability to read someone's (my) energy to pick-up on physical and emotional clogs and channel... aliens?! Let's. Fcking. GO!

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[NYC] Thurs. 8/8 Live recording of GWF at New York Comedy Club UWS Location

[NYC] Thurs. 8/22 HOOCH (a stand-up comedy show) at Zinc Bar

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Congrats on not offing yourselves! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON dives into the following important topics of our time:

To hear chapter 6 in its entirety and get access to weekly Group Share-apy sessions over zoom, sign up for Patreon!

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SE...

Congrats on not taking your own life! On today’s episode, your girl KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, is fresh off the Euro Train and aching to talk about the pivotal issues:

   ⁃    Putting the ASS in assassination

   ⁃    Living in a 26-story walk-up ran by liars

   ⁃    My secret weapon: The Stare

   ⁃    FCKBOI THEATER: Funeral Edition

   ⁃    Predictions for a rocky 2024

   ⁃    A reading from Chapter 5 of Nathaniel Branden’s The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem

https://www.youtube.com/live/_R7nwhFRHbQ?si=1Vc9ingCuHg1UkBn

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Hey girl hey, you lived to see another day! Yay. On today’s episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, expands on these important topics of our time:

   ⁃    The presidential debate that feels like it was directed by Christoper Guest

   ⁃    The only teen on the bus whose parents refused to give him a cell phone saves a bus load of teens with phones after the driver looses consciousness

   ⁃    Hobby Horse Competitions exist because f*ck it

   ⁃    App recommendation: My Human Design

   ⁃    An afterlife story from a woman whose cousin died young but says...

Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on surviving another week on this sh*t show of a planet! On today’s episode, ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, shares her insights on the following:

Congrats on surviving another week in this video game from H3LL! On today's episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics, experiences and existential crisis of our time:

- If you want to experience euphoria, eat chocolate hummus

- My experience attending a 90-person medium reading with Laura Lynne Jackson

- Coming close to destroying a man's car but deciding not to because I'm a good person, just kidding, I didn't do it because his boy was guarding the car

- FCKBOI THEATER! 

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You survived another week on earth! I'm so glad. On today's episode ya girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following tender topics of 2024:

If you want to hear me read Chapter 1 in its entirety, it's already up on...

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today’s episode, the current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following important topics of our time:

Come see HOOCH (a stand-up co...

Congrats on surviving another week on planet earth! On today's episode, ya resident girl, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, touches on the following important topics of our time, but mostly hers:

- People clap when you run a 5K!

- Doc Rec: There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane

- Different cultures thing you're rude for different reasons

- Does anyone work for the NYC Department of Buildings? 

- Activities to quell your anger

- Ya girl's back in therapy and everyone's (too?) happy about it 

- A reading fro...

On today's episode, the current voice in your cute lil head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following:

- Getting a screenshot of a reddit thread about you

- NFL & NBA players who went broke just like me. It's ok, we out here trying now!

- Bring mega penguins back, please!

- Some sillies from the late great George Carlin

- Being at the Fox News building when the verdict was announced

- A reading from Brianna Weist's book THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU all about how to deal wit...

I hope you’re soaking up the sun and enjoying the long weekend! On today’s episode I, Krystyna Marie Hutchinson, carefully discuss these very important and essential topics:

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Happy Monday, Hunny, and congrats on surviving another week on planet earth. If only it was as peaceful as it looks from outer space! On today's episode, comedian KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON speaks on the following vital subject matters of our time:

- Recovering from a parent who made it all about them

- the world wasn't ready for Jimmy Carter's kindness

- Rude ass, mean ass people on the job 

- The portal to boobies 

- FCKBOI THEATER!

- A reading from Chapter 3 of Brianna Wiest's THE MOUNTAIN IS Y...

Are you in an emotional post-mother’s day hangover? What luck, let’s integrate these feelings baby boys / girls / thems! Comedian and current voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, dives into the following topics on today’s episode:

If you want to hear the rest of Chapter 2 it is...

You freaking did it, you survived another week on this gorgeous planet - you go, Glen Coco. On today’s episode, the voice in your head, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, serenades you with the following exciting topics:

And lastly, a reading from the new book I’ll be covering, THE MOUNTAIN IS YOU...

Krystyna is unprepared for today and wouldn’t you know; it turned out okay. The Need for Control: throw it in the trash! Topics covered include:

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