Jim Gaffigan Comedy

Here are the funniest Holiday jokes from my standup career! Featuring Christmas, Easter, Halloween, Valentine's Day, and more! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 01-10-20

:00 - Christmas Tree
1:15 - Easter
1:41 - Overeating
2:23 - Halloween
3:35 - Valentines Day
5:13 - Gift Giving
5:45 - Robe
7:15 - Fruit Cake
7:52 - Thanksgiving
8:31 - Santas Belt
9:32 - New years Resolution
10:32 - In-Laws
11:31 - A Disney Christmas
13:49 - Birthday Jesus
16:31 - Thanksgiving
19:08 - Valentines Day

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Uploaded 31-12-25

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

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These are the top jokes from my standup special Noble Ape! Do you agree? Let me know below. PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 09-09-20

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Introducing Fathertime Bourbon 'The Caboose'. Order at fathertime-bourbon.com

Uploaded 30-04-26

The youngest child in a large family holds a unique position – they’re the recipient of a distinctive focus from both parents and siblings. Just like the last car of the train painted bright red, they stick out. Some of the undeserved attention is positive and some of it is, well, annoying. But a caboose, like a large family, is increasingly rare these days. Both are worth celebrating, ideally with a good bourbon.

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A compilation of my favorite dog jokes! Are dogs man's best friends or are humans slaves to dogs?

Uploaded 27-09-20

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:00 - Jim On Paw Patrol
:31 - Wish We Were Dogs
1:47 - Dog Lovers
2:43 - Adopt Don't Shop
4:01 - Dog Birthday
6:15 - Love Animals
6:42 - Babies Vs. Dogs

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Uploaded 18-09-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

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Click Subscribe and turn on notifications and LET’S BECOME BEST FRIENDS!

Uploaded 14-06-10

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Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI
Fish https://youtu.be/2nrMAiWmxQQ
Cheese https://youtu.be/r7_N32Rt...

Of all the times I have visited Japan these re the best jokes! Hope you enjoy it! Leave me a comment of your favorite joke.

Uploaded 05-09-20

:24 - Stomping Grounds
1:09 - Kobe Beef
3:11 - Japanese Toilet
4:15 - Sumo Wrestling
5:03 - Quiet and Polite
5:39 - Avoiding White People
6:52 - Miso Soup
7:51 - Everything for Breakfast
8:27 - Beans for Dessert

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Jim Gaffigan's best clothing jokes compilation featuring Victoria's Secret, People in Robes, Fatting out of clothes and Jim in skinny jeans.. or just regular jeans.

Uploaded 29-08-20

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:21 - "Clothing as a gift"
:47 - "Robe"
2:12 - "All Black"
3:02 - "Shoes and Socks"
6:13 - "Lingerie"
10:25 - "Pants"
11:21 - "Belt"
13:21 - "Hiking Clothes"
13:57 - "Fashion"
14:31 - "Fatting out of Clothes"
16:16 - "Fashion Shows"
17:37 - "Not Changing my Life"
18:24 - "Size 2XL"

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Uploaded 23-09-20

:00 - Book Vs. Movie
:18 - Continue on page 6
:46 - Books
1:23 - Gym Teachers
1:54 - Reading In Church
2:50 - The Bible
3:20 - Prefer Reading
3:39 - Legal Document
4:49 - A Physical Book

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Uploaded 23-09-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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Uploaded 01-04-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 26-08-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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Here is a quick standup bit I did on Late Night with David Letterman. I want to be a movie director and here is why! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 15-09-20

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Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5...

Here are all my best and funniest exercise jokes from all my standup! I hope you enjoy, let me know below what your favorite one is!

Uploaded 19-09-20

:00 - Hard to Find Time
:26 - Work Out Clothes
:38 - Health Club Membership
1:01 - Personal trainers
2:24 - Work out Plans
3:01 - Motivation
4:15 - Exercise Equipment
8:25 - Myself
10:10 - Body Builders
13:24 - Swimming
14:19 - Hiking
17:12 - YMCA
19:06 - Hit On At Gym
19:37 - Harder To Motivate
20:14 - Marathon Runners

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Uploaded 24-12-25

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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Uploaded 07-01-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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President Barack Obama and Jim Gaffigan have a historic discussion on a Chicago radio show.

Uploaded 06-03-09

Jim Gaffigan's new stand up special, "King Baby" is on sale now!! CD and DVD available online at JimGaffigan.com, Amazon, iTunes and in Target stores everywhere!

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This is the full version of Jeannie and I trying to get Patrick to eat some watermelon. Yes, watermelon.

Uploaded 15-08-17

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THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 25-09-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

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These are the top 5 jokes from my standup special Cinco! Let me know down below if you agree with my order! PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 10-09-20

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Uploaded 09-10-12

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Jim Gaffigan's best Catholic jokes compilation! What was your favorite joke from the compilation?

Uploaded 30-08-20

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:29 - "The Bible and Rules"
1:00 - "Shiite Catholic"
2:39 - "Confession"
2:57 - "Memorization"
3:08 - "Adam and Eve"
3:26 - "Catholic Mass"
4:09 - "Catholics and Protestants"
4:25 - "Big Families"
5:38 - "Pope"
6:54 - "Saints"
10:12 - "Opening for the Pope"
16:25 - "Holy Grail"
17:18 - "Future Pope"
18:12 - "Reading in Church"
19:09 - "Six Kids Catholic"
20:13 - "Barely Catholic"

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Uploaded 18-08-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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Here are my best and funniest Nordic Jokes! I love traveling internationally, herea re some of my stories.

Uploaded 28-09-20

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:00 - Swedish Father
:18 - Iceland Fish Juice
:58 - Looking Swedish
1:49 - Finland Sauna
3:34 - Cross Country Skiing
4:22 - Snow Shoeing
4:54 - The Vikings
5:30 - Swedish Vasa Museum
6:10 - Norway Reindeer

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Every year my children introduce me at one of my Milwuakee shows. Here is the performance from December 29, 2014 at the Pabst Theater. Thanks to @TomShillue for taking this video.

Uploaded 30-12-14

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Uploaded 20-09-20

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These are the top 5 most viral clips from my standup special Quality Time! Let me know if you agree with the order and what is your #1 in the comments below!

Uploaded 06-09-20

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Here are the funniest jokes from my standup special Mr.Universe! I hope you enjoy it! Please subscribe and leave a like if you agree with my order!

Uploaded 17-09-20

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Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
...

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Uploaded 18-12-25

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Watch 'Live from Old Forester: The Bourbon Set' on YouTube: https://youtu.be/pHzyxWkHWKM

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

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Uploaded 29-04-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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'Live From Old Forester: The Bourbon Set' is now available to stream on your favorite music app! Listen to the album here: https://bit.ly/JG-TheBourbonSet

Uploaded 17-05-26

Watch 'Live From Old Forester: The Bourbon Set' on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHzyxWkHWKM&t=518s

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. Order the latest release here: https://fathertime-bourbon.com/

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Here are the top 5 jokes from my standup social Obsessed. Let me know if you agree!

Uploaded 12-09-20

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Catholic http://bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking https://youtu.be/KiP1RYhZRHM
Disney https://youtu.be/w-veCNXX5OQ
Japan https://youtu.be/LGVLWHMlXOI<...

THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 09-09-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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https...

THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 12-08-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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Do you like the food we eat before the food eat or the food we eat after we eat our food more?

Uploaded 05-03-19

STAND UP:

Quality Time:
Marathons - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpu6jnv_Y90&list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sAtSkltvF707LHsVTKA7TS&index=2&
Horses - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8n776ozpyA&list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sAtSkltvF707LHsVTKA7TS&index=2
Appendix Removal - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3MmSe-Q-sU&list=PLj4Ma7xmMj4sAtSkltvF707LHsVTKA7TS&index=3
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Email vs snail mail... Do people even send mail anymore besides serial killers? PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.

Uploaded 31-08-20

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HEALTHY and HAPPY Gardening
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Uploaded 26-06-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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Happy Father's Day MONTH to all the dads who aren't really in charge.

Uploaded 05-06-26

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I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos<...

THE SKINNY is streaming exclusively on HULU worldwide. To watch now click here https://hulu.tv/TheSkinny.

Uploaded 27-03-26

I'm always touring with new material. The EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL Tour is at http://jimgaffigan.com

Fathertime Bourbon is limited run collectable Kentucky bourbon and only available at https://www.Fathertime-Bourbon.com . Each bottle of Fathertime is personally signed by Jim Gaffigan. The parenting quote glasses are available here. https://shop.fathertime-bourbon.com/

Some Fathertime videos
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