Professionally Offended
Everyone has an opinion. Mine comes with a microphone. Professionally Offended is an unfiltered weekly take on sports, life, parenting, work, current events, and the absolute insanity of everyday life. No safe spaces, no scripted outrage, and no pretending any of us have it all figured out. If something is ridiculous, we’re probably going to talk about it—and somebody is probably going to get offended.
A Little Property Damage Never Hurt Anyone
Happy Halloween!
Remember when Halloween meant toilet-papering houses, throwing eggs, and running for your life from a pissed-off neighbor in a bathrobe and saggy tighty-whities? Those were the good old days!
This week on Professionally Offended, Jayson takes a hilarious trip down memory lane, wonders if Michael Myers was just misunderstood, and investigates how Spirit Halloween stores magically appear overnight like a seasonal STD.
Then it's time for a night out that involves questionable karaoke, emotional performances of "Strawberry Wine," and the horrifying realization that getting older might be scarier than any slasher m...
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things!
Episode 4: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Apparently, winning is offensive, parenting has become a competitive sport, Snapchat is a digital strip club, and common sense is still missing in action.
This week on Professionally Offended, we’re taking on the absolute circus of modern society. From a football coach getting fired for winning too much and parents ruining youth sports, to my unfortunate introduction to the wild world of Snapchat and OnlyFans.
We’re also taking a trip down memory lane to a time when kids did incred...
Bad Political Ads
Episode 3: Bad Political Ads
Political ads are getting ridiculous, marriage apparently comes with a Dateline subscription, and everyday life has officially run out of common sense.
Welcome back to Professionally Offended, where everyone has an opinion, but mine comes with a microphone.
This week, Jayson McQueary is back with another unfiltered, unapologetic hour of comedy, sarcasm, real-life frustrations, and the occasional F-bomb.
Here’s what’s offending us this week:
Five Fucking Minutes — Why is it impossible to get five minutes of peac...
Apparently Common Sense Is Optional
Apparently, common sense is optional now. And judging by the people walking among us, it’s a subscription most of America canceled years ago.
This week on Professionally Offended, Jayson is back with another hour of questionable language, uncomfortable truths, and the kind of stupidity that makes you wonder how some people manage to put their pants on without adult supervision.
We’re talking about the absolute circus of parenting, school notifications nobody asked for, and a real-life Jayson Situation involving a distracted driver, four kids, a canceled insurance policy, and enough bullshit to m...
Welcome to Professionally Offended: Nobody Asked for This
Welcome to the first episode of Professionally Offended — the podcast nobody asked for, but here we are.
After 18 years behind a radio microphone, Jayson is back behind one with fewer rules, no program director, and absolutely nobody telling him when to shut up.
In Episode 1, we figure out exactly what this show is going to be: life, getting older, parenting, work, current events, the internet, Reddit insanity, and all the ridiculous things people somehow manage to get pissed off about.
There will be opinions. There will be bad decisions. There will probably be la...
