The Lost Cause Comedy Vault Vol. I

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*Trigger Warning* 

Adult Language 

-Lost Cause. 

TITLE: THE PAGE

WRITTEN BY: CC STONE

FORMAT: PILOT TREATMENT / SCREENPLAY OUTLINE WITH DEVELOPMENTAL NOTES

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                               CAST OF CHARACTERS

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LILY TURNER

A woman residing in her mid-to-late thirties, outwardly disheveled, possessing 

neither a baccalaureate degree nor formal background within the media and 

entertainment infrastructure. She is a functioning alcoholic subsisting purely on 

unemploym...

New York, New York 2026 The Tiny Cupboard Comedy Cupboard Brooklyn, New York 
-Lost Cause.

An honest lamentation of an artist's genuine passion meeting inability to afford breaking into the comedy industry through the pay-to-play-channels and challenges presented by the New York City comedy ecosystem, where a heated politically and socioeconomically divided hotbed intersects with the sanitized market-ready time pieces seeking to threaten the very foundations of comedy itself.

(Give me a dollar— times 5 for a tight five, times 5)

You are the most beautiful cartoon that I have ever breathed upon to bring to life; 

I love your dreams, your people, circle of friends and fam, and...

[We Come In Peace]

Written, Composed C’cxell Soleïl  

Performed by Blū Tha Gürū 

I come in peace. 

I come in peace but, 

Since they want a war, 

I might as well obliterate with diplomatic

Precision and lyrical assasination 

This is just a temporary placement,

And you cannot stay here:

(Chaos) 

You have been replaced with an alien 

Inside my brain

He’s living rent free but 

H...

EXT. NIGHTCLUB / ALLEYWAY - NIGHT

A booming beat drops. SUNNI BLU (played by TRACY MORGAN) holds the mic mid-cypher outside the back entrance.

SUNNI BLU

Other witches stay in the chat,

But me, I’m different.

This is the world I been living in:

I’m in the club right now,

Camouflage pants and Illuminati fitted.

Ain’t no wigs getting snatched,

We in the back right now.

It’s a movie,

In the second act righ...

Written, Produced and Composed by C'cxell Soleïl 
Jimmy Kimmel Live! In Brooklyn Cypher Pt. II

Hahaha.

I’m up under the plug 

I put the stuff under the rug and then I gave my love a hug 

Cause I knew I would never see the best of him

I wonder what would happen if the glove fit; 

Perhaps the earth would suddenly turn perfect 

And the dirt out back where dirt is

I got the rumble of the s...

Written, Produced and Composed by C'cxell Soleïl 
Jimmy Kimmel Live! In Brooklyn Cypher Pt. I
"Maybe It's Your Longitude, Or your laugh-tif-tude"
September 30, 2026. 
[The Festival Project]{Enter The Multiverse} -Lost Cause.

EXT. SKYLINE / ETHER - NIGHT
A glimmer of light.Shimmering waves of silver and grey; Suddenly flushed with boredom, I mull over my own subconscious amoral Hemisphere of hemoglobin 
—A Closer Look.
WRITER 1 (O.S.)I TOLD YOU ITS PRONOUNCED TEEEEEMOOOOOO!!!OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN, 
JIMMY FALLON Well fuck you, I hate you.
New Character: Stripper named Mahogany Rayne
MAHOGANY RAYNE