High Confidence

PICK ’EM THURSDAY — WEEK 9

After missing Week 8, we're back for Halloween with Black Magic from Wizard Trees. Indica is dead last, and we're hoping a little magic can turn things around.

This week's board gets spooky.

Cincinnati has a Halloween curse or blessing, depending on how you look at it.

Oregon State has a freshman receiver nobody wanted who's now embarrassing everybody.

San Jose State once had a coach whose wish came true under very strange circumstances.

Notre Dame has...

PAYDAY TUESDAY — WEEK 9

Microphone problems wiped out Week 8, but Yellow Mermaid #11 still had some unfinished business.

Did Nevada finally give us back one of those half-point heartbreakers?

Could Timmy Chang’s homecoming magic save Hawaii?

And what happens when you bet the under on a quarterback who finished high school with exactly 6,666 yards?

Plus, somehow Joey picked two teams to win their games and still lost both bets.

We close the books on Yellow Mermaid, update the season record and...

PICK ’EM THURSDAY — WEEK 7

After Black Squid went a miserable 1-5 last week, we're calling on Sativa to save the season with Yellow Mermaid #11 from Tip Top Crop, a Yellow Zushi × Babista cross.

This week's board gets weird.

Northwestern's quarterback is returning to Michigan State for revenge, while the Spartans have a coach who believes scared money don't make no money.

Navy once spent nearly a year planning to kidnap all four of Army's mascots.

Baylor is bringing 1,200 drones to a footb...

PAYDAY TUESDAY — WEEK 7

Black Squid made six college football bets last Thursday.

Now it’s time to find out if the weed knew ball.

Did Nebraska’s 31-game ranked losing streak save us?

Could Iowa State stay undefeated in Provo?

Did Scott Frost keep dominating teams with new coaches?

Did the Beer Bone have enough power to cover six and a half?

And did Kentucky coach Will Stein really choose violence in overtime AGAIN?

We check every bet, e...

PICK ’EM THURSDAY — WEEK 6

We’re back to Indica Week with Black Squid from Ten Co., a Black Zushi × Headbanger #29 cross my plug picked up at ComplexCon.

This week’s board gets weird.

Nebraska is trying to end a 31-game losing streak against ranked teams.

BYU players are secretly fucking with reporters.

UCF once had the Secret Service raid its football locker room.

Oklahoma State spent $33 million betting that old boosters would die.

Fresno State is debuting a fucking...

PAYDAY TUESDAY — WEEK 6

Orange Drip made six college football bets last Thursday. Now it’s time to find out if the weed knew ball.

Did the Pittsburgh Potty beat Virginia Tech’s pregnant bears?

Did Penn State’s little-ass $862 million stadium theory actually matter?

Could Bill Belichick, his girlfriend and UNC’s fake classes keep the Tar Heels within 21?

Did P.J. Fleck becoming blood brothers with his players help Minnesota?

Could SMU’s allegedly murderous pony deliver the ass whooping I predicted...

After Devil Driver went a perfect 6-0, I probably should've quit while I was ahead.

Instead, I smoked some award-winning Orange Drip from L.A. Family Farms and found six more completely irresponsible reasons to bet on college football.

Can Pittsburgh's basement toilets compete with 22,000 hours of Virginia Tech bear research?

Did Penn State invent enough shit to overcome Northwestern's $862 million stadium?

What happens when a coach who rubs his players' blood on his face takes on a school that sent alumni to the moon?

What do a gold...

After three straight 3-3 weeks, High Confidence needed a breakthrough.

This week on Payday Tuesday, I’m checking the board to see if Devil Driver finally broke the “curse” or if all that confidence was just me being high.

Did Tennessee’s dead bodies beat Texas’s 10-pound baby named Juice?

Did a defense with Vontaze Burfict on staff destroy the team getting play calls from an Arby’s contest winner?

Did Supa Doopah save App State from getting blown out?

And did 41,819 cowbells actually help us hit an under?

Sativa Week is back.

This week I’m smoking Devil Driver and trying to finally break the 3-3 curse.

Can Tennessee’s Body Farm overcome a 10-pound baby named Juice?

Does putting Vontaze Burfict on your coaching staff automatically make your defense more dangerous?

What happens when Akron lets an Arby’s contest winner call plays?

Can a 25-year-old college receiver named Unc save Florida?

Is somebody named Supa Doopah enough to erase one of the worst losses imaginable?

And how many cowbells does it take t...

Week 3 is over.

Glitter Bomb made six college football bets, and now it’s time to see which ridiculous theories actually worked.

Does having the “Platinum Voice” in your blood help you beat Stanford?
Can a trip to Orlando make you forget your home stadium is a dump?
Is pettiness actually a legitimate college football betting strategy?
And did laying 20-plus points come back to bite us in the ass?

Plus, I introduce Devil Driver, the sativa taking over this week’s Pick ’Em Thursday.

Six b...