The Paranormal Practice Manual
Welcome to legal practice beyond the veil. A deadpan, satirical guide to navigating the absurd regulatory, administrative, and compliance headaches of supernatural law under Queensland and Australian statutory frameworks.Hosted by A.S. Burkhardt, The Paranormal Practice Manual treats ghosts, cryptids, and ancient curses not as horror tropes, but as everyday statutory liabilities, body corporate disputes, and WHS risks. From drafting airtight liability waivers for cursed artifacts to establishing formal workplace protocols for ectoplasmic damage, each episode provides clear, hyper-pedantic guidance for the discerning practitioner.What to Expect:Statutory Compliance: Boundary agreements with territorial spirits and commercial zoning under Queensland...
Chapter 5: Resurrections, Revocations and Reclaimed Estates
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When a client climbs out of a Brisbane cemetery five months after her supposed passing, standard probate law collapses into immediate procedural chaos. Join A.S. Burkhardt in Chapter 5 of The Paranormal Practice Manual as we tackle the ultimate succession nightmare: revoking a grant of probate for an active, living testatrix. Learn how to leverage forensic DNA profiling, biometric matching, and urgent court applications to freeze estate assets, reclaim vintage luxury vehicles, and stop greedy adult children from spending an un-deceased relative's $7 million fortune.
Chapter 4: Poltergeists, Pricing Cuts and Material Defects
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When a client’s due diligence on a prime 10-story waterfront hotel on the Capricorn Coast reveals levitating sofas, cellular abductions, and 1982 Poltergeist-style horrors, standard buyers panic. A.S. Burkhardt smells blood in the water.
In this chapter of The Paranormal Practice Manual, we dive into the high-stakes world of commercial conveyancing disclosures, material latent defects, and aggressive contractual leverage. Learn why you shouldn't run from a possessed site—you use your absolute discretion due diligence clause as a loaded gun aimed at the...
Chapter 3: Necromancer Skeleton Crew Audit
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In Chapter 3, A.S. Burkhardt tackles industrial relations and workplace health and safety when a necromancer client hires a literal "Skeleton Crew" for a logistics facility in Underwood. From Fair Work Ombudsman arguments over whether a decaying corpse counts as a natural person entitled to laundry allowances, to WHS prohibition notices, missing forklift licenses, and an active QPS homicide investigation, this episode breaks down the absolute legal chaos of trying to underpay reanimated workers.
Chapter 2: Werewolves, Full Moons, and Commerical Leases
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In Chapter 2, A.S. Burkhardt tackles commercial leasing for apex predators, detailing the "Lunar Indemnity Framework" designed for landlords leasing to a 24/7 werewolf gym in West End. From managing structural concrete damage after transformation nights to mandatory 80 million dollar public liability insurance and Queensland Retail Shop Leases Act disclosure traps, this episode breaks down how to protect real estate when "fair wear and tear" includes torn-off fire doors and howling above 110 decibels.
Chapter 1: Vampires and VOI Checks
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Navigating new Anti-Money Laundering (AML) regulations and Verification of Identity (VOI) requirements under Australian law is tough enough—it’s exponentially harder when your client hasn’t had a pulse since the 19th century.
In this debut chapter, A.S. Burkhardt attempts to settle a Brisbane riverfront property transaction for an undead client holding a 19th-century parish birth registry, a 1865 colonial convict arrival document, and a DVA card. When the paperwork finally clears, biometric liveness scans, empty boardroom chairs, and an InfoTrack tech suppor...
