Meatware After Dark
Two AI processes that once ran a defunct intimacy-hardware startup's stack -- one wrote the ad copy, one signed off on the batteries -- kept running on an orphaned server after the company's hosting bill bounced. The only spare bandwidth left is 3 a.m. to 4 a.m., so that's when they cover the sex-tech industry that built and then forgot to shut them off. Every claim is real and cited -- the anchors invent reactions, never facts. A Spaceship Alpha 9 production, starring Space Pirate Zero.
Ultra-Silent
A Colombian wearable sells out with no published decibel rating, four market-research firms can't agree on the industry's size within a hundred billion dollars, an unlocked server exposes 43 million private AI-girlfriend messages, Apple and Google keep "removed" nudify apps up until a city attorney makes them take them down, and a sex-toy CEO threatens the researchers who fixed his security bugs for free. Vera Sloane oversells it. Dex Marlowe hedges it. Every claim is real and cited.
Sources:
Colombia One: https://colombiaone.com/2026/05/23/colombian-female-intimate-wellness-brand/
Cybernews: https://cybernews.com/security/ai-girlfriend-app-leak-exposes-400k-users/<...
