2 G’s & a J

The girls are talking and... We're Barely Functioning 💀✨

One of us is recovering from Disneyland, the other is fighting for her life with NyQuil, and somehow we still managed to talk for over an hour. Welcome back to the group chat, babes. 🎙️

This week, Janessa recaps her family Disneyland vacation, complete with a brutal heat wave, a respiratory illness, stroller-pushing Olympics, and a surprise run-in with the cast of Abbott Elementary. Meanwhile, Danielle discovers that being sick and living alone is NOT for the weak, especially when all you want is your mom and somebody to bring y...

⚠️ CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes discussions of sexual assault, consent, abortion, violence against women, and postpartum mental health. Please listen with care.

The girls are talking... and this week, we're getting serious.

What starts as our usual chaotic girl chat takes a turn as we unpack some of the realities of being a woman today.

From the sexual assault allegations involving Cornell fraternity members to the ongoing fight over reproductive rights, we're asking some uncomfortable questions: Why are women still fighting to be believed? Why does accountability feel optional? And why...

Apparently, the girls are growing. Who allowed that? 💋

This week, we’re catching up on everything from getting back into running and finding ourselves outside of relationships to post-GLP life, burnout, gratitude, and learning how to actually enjoy where you are while you’re there.

Of course, none of that happens without a little chaos. There are cupcakes being rationed, a lawn chair that chose violence, questionable decisions, girls’ nights, and yet another carefully planned topic list that we barely touched.

But somewhere between all the side quests, we get into the...

We had a list. We had a plan. We talked about… basically none of it. 😂

This week, the girls are quite literally just talking. From Costco runs and fruit that dies the second you bring it home, to gas disappearing way too fast, getting high, Dutch Bros encounters, random grievances, Mexican candy, kids, pets, and every possible tangent in between.

At some point we realized we had completely abandoned the episode plan — and honestly? That’s kind of the point.

These are the exact conversations that made us want to start 2 G...

The girls are talking—and apparently we’re also finding out YEARS later that one of us may have accidentally gone on a date. 😭

This week, Danielle is getting back out there, doing things on her own again, and opening up about navigating her first real heartbreak, finding herself after a relationship, and reconnecting with the confidence she knows is still there—even if she lost the feeling for a little while.

Meanwhile, Janessa has some grievances: Arizona construction, a drink that tasted like childhood lipstick, and the absolute CRIME of being charged $22 for water...

This week, the girls are talking about the conversations surrounding women right now—from postpartum mental health and the way we speak about women in crisis, to the pressure, judgment and lack of compassion women continue to face.

Janessa shares why our words matter even when the person in the headline may never hear them—because the woman quietly struggling beside us might.

And because no 2 G’s and a J episode can stay serious for too long, the conversation somehow turns into funeral performances, unnecessary singing debuts and the question we’ve all secretly...

This week, we’re testing our physical and emotional limits—and apparently Janessa’s balance too. 😭

Danielle shares what happens when your late twenties start introducing themselves through random back pain, while Janessa relives the most humiliating gym moment of her life: one treadmill, one staircase, and a full-body roll witnessed by an entire LA Fitness.

We also get into Danielle’s first-dab disaster, why Housewives needs more genuine friendship and fewer takedown seasons, our thoughts on The Valley reunion, and the TikTok accent rabbit hole that had us fully committed to our voice-acting careers.

It’s c...

The Girls Are Talking: Housewives, Premonitions & Lotion Boy

Episode 2 and apparently we had a LOT to discuss. 😂

This week, Danielle catches us up on work, relationships, getting back into a routine, and learning to trust herself a little more. Then we get into our very necessary Housewives opinions — because obviously — including who we love, who needs a break, and who's doing just a little too much for the cameras.

Then things get weird.

We're talking vivid dreams, déjà vu, dreams that somehow predicted real-life events, Disneyland planning, kids saying absolutely unhinged...

Welcome to Episode 1 of 2 G’s and a J — aka the moment we finally gave the group chat microphones. 🎙️

In our very first episode, we’re introducing ourselves, talking about how this podcast came to be, and giving you a taste of what happens when two girls with a lot to say are given microphones and absolutely no supervision.

Expect life updates, side quests, laughs, unsolicited opinions, pop culture, fitness, motherhood, mental health, and conversations that somehow end up nowhere near where they started.

We’re figuring this whole podcast thing out as we go — and w...

Welcome to 2 G’s and a J — the group chat officially has mics. 🎙️

Join Janessa and Danielle for unfiltered conversations about life, pop culture, fitness, motherhood, mental health, and whatever else finds its way into the chat. Expect real stories, questionable opinions, lots of laughs, and absolutely no pretending we have it all figured out.

Pour the wine, get comfortable — you’re one of the girls now. 🥂💋

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