Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast
This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We’re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas—your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can’t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.
How Megan Woke the Neighbourhood at 4:30am | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
(00:00) A Listener recounts the chaotic moment a self-cleaning public toilet started while he was inside!
(05:00) “Betting baby” Arthur returns and decides whether he’ll continue predicting World Cup outcomes
(08:20) The awkward fallout from Producer Grace’s 25th birthday party… did any of us even show up?!
(11:15) When Jono's kids watched something they absolutely shouldn’t and repeat it in public
(13:00) Megan's chaotic 4:30am car alarm incident that woke the neighbourhood
(15:25) People share unusual things they can smell, including pregnancy and illness!
(22:35) Taylor Swift w...
STUCK In Public Toilets Cleaning Cycle | Itty Bitty Bit
Caller of the year!
After Jono Pryor lists his favourite public toilets listener Vincent recounts the chaotic moment a self-cleaning public toilet malfunctioned… while he was inside!
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Can You Get 10/10 In The Alpha Quiz?! | Itty Bitty Bit
Teresa aced the Alpha Quiz with a perfect 10/10! Play along and see if you can do the same?
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Producer Grace ROASTS Megan Papas out of nowhere | Itty Bitty Bit
A wholesome chat about P!NK quickly turns into a savage comparison when Producer Grace drags Megan into it...
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Ben Boyce's Family Drama Over Missing Jeans | Itty Bitty Bit
Ben Boyce gets caught up in an investigation after his wife’s new jeans go missing and their teen daughters are blamed… but the real location is way more embarrassing!
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The Day Ben Pulled the Wrong Button | THE GREATEST HITS
One year ago this week... An intense investigation revealed it was Ben Boyce who took the station off air!
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THE HIT LIST | Week 26
Missed the show this week? Don’t worry! We’ve wrapped up all the greatest Hits into one easy listen.
(00.00) Jono vs Ben: slow walkers vs fast walkers… and what it says about your personality!
(07.45) How Megan's fake nail ended up in her hubby's mouth...
(20.25) Producer Troy thinks he’s been flirted, but psychology says otherwise
(27.25)Producer Grace rudely hangs up on management mid-call... time for a manners lesson!
And plenty more chaos from the week 👀
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Future Heartbreaker Starts Early | Itty Bitty Bit
Megan’s five-year-old son “has a girlfriend” who’s older despite having no idea what that means, while Jono and Ben savage Megan over being older than her husband!
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Can Ben Boyce Take Leftovers From Someone Else’s Dinner Party?! | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
(02:45) Is it ever okay to take leftovers (and extra meat!) from someone else’s dinner party? The team is divided.
(10:10) Jono’s awkward encounter with All Black Beauden Barrett sparks a full investigation… was he faking a phone call to avoid him?
(14:50) Megan’s 5-year-old drops a bombshell, he has a girlfriend… but doesn’t know what that means.
(17:40) “Beating Baby” Arthur makes another bold prediction ahead of the All Whites vs Belgium match.
(21:15) The team relives their schoolyard legends, including fire-starting chaos and eating secret notes to avo...
Jono and The Beauden Barrett Saga | Itty Bitty Bit
Jono recounts spotting Beauden Barrett at a local park and trying to get his attention, only for Beauden to gesture that he was on a call... despite no visible phone or earbuds.
But when Producer Troy checks in with Beauden’s management, it turns out he has no memory of the interaction at all!
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My Teen Refused to Push a Trolley… Because It’s “Embarrassing”?! | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
(00:00) Ben's is confused why his teen refuses to push a supermarket trolley!
(03:35) The world’s loudest man joins us and nearly breaks our equipment live on air
(8:45) What Megan refuses to pay someone to do
(12:50) Producer Grace sparks a Gen Z manners debate after hanging up on a manager mid-call...
(26:10) Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce wedding rumours and the “no gifts” dilemma
(33:30) Jono's long-running court fine saga finally takes a twist
(37:23) Megan’s husband attends a VERY cheeky cabaret… and the details are wild Joi...
R18 Cabaret Story | Itty Bitty Bit
While Megan sayed home battling grumpy kids her hubby went out for a “cheeky cabaret” and ended up witness a painting by a 70 year old penis....
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Jono Fights the Courts | Itty Bitty Bit
Jono’s one speeding ticket turned into weeks of frustration as he battled the courts. After fighting the system, the fine was eventually withdrawn but only after it had already been paid...
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Blurred Lines in Workplace Friendships | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Producer Troy’s failed surprise attempts Oue boss’s partner drops a shocking revelation about him and bike shorts! Ben’s AI is getting a little too familiar with him Dear Megan… friendship boundaries with a married coworker Jono has social anxiety about playing golf Fast walkers vs slow walkers and what it says about personality Did Beauden Barrett deliberately avoid Jono?
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Jono's Awkward Encounter with Beauden Barrett | Itty Bitty Bit
Jono's chance run-in with Beauden Barrett at a local park left him with one big question... was Beauden actually on the phone, or just expertly avoiding a chat with Jono?
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The Psychology of Walking Speeds | Itty Bitty Bit
Megan deep dives into what your walking speed says about your personality! Sparked by Jono’s painfully slow meandering and Ben’s lightning-fast pace....
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Betting Baby Controversy | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Should our betting baby Arthur be fired?
Why Jono held in a pee the entire flight…
Viral debate: a dad takes his daughters into a women’s bathroom The random thing Ben got screamed at him! The ultimate classic “dad meals” Jono witnesses a police traffic stop where a driver avoids getting pulled over How Megan’s fake fingernail ended up in her husband’s mouth!
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Megan's Fake Nail Trail... | Itty Bitty Bit
How Megan's nail ended up cooked into someones pizza slice!
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Jason Derulo's Return to NZ!
Jason Derulo joins the show to chat about his upcoming album and tour, The Last Dance, and why it marks the start of a new chapter rather than the end of his career. He looks back on his wild trip to New Zealand, including jumping off the Sky Tower, opens up about life in the spotlight and being recognised everywhere he goes, and reveals why he's swapped adrenaline-fuelled stunts for safer adventures these days. Plus, he shares how becoming a dad has shaped his parenting style and brought him closer to his own parents.
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We Went to the Warriors Game Last Night | FULL SHOW
We recap the night we had at the Warriors Game Jono had an encounter with a faulty Fanta dispenser at Taco Bell Ben tries setting up face ID on a new app We talk to you about what you go into for free We're on a mission to find people supporting all 48 countries in the FIFA World Cup. Megan stopped putting kisses at the end of her texts to Andrew Jono overheard some conversations at the airport yesterday..
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Jono Overheard Two Conversations at the Airport | Itty Bitty Bit
Jono got stuck in between two conversations one about a hit and run and the other about a guy about to lose his job?
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Megan's Husband Thought She Was Mad at Him? | Itty Bitty Bit
Megan stopped putting kisses at the end of her texts and Andrew thought there was a deeper reasoning.
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CHARLIE PUTH | FULL UNCUT INTERVIEW
Jono, Ben and Megan caught up with superstar Charlie Puth ahead of his Whatever's Clever! world tour later this year!
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MEGAN GOT HER HAND STUCK IN PUBLIC | FULL SHOW
On the pod today:
Megan asserts her queue jumping privilege Why do you love your job? We try find MORE world cup nation callers Producer Troy has a styeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jono’s Loud White Man Talking | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Jono gets told he’s wearing way too much cologne! Megan’s about to jump the queue… again! Jono’s obnoxiously loud “white man talking” moment... Ben takes a one-person job and somehow ends up with a purple fingernail… Small everyday product complaints Men’s fashion turn-offs, and Jono and Ben are guilty of plenty…
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The Prank That Looked Way Too Real | Itty Bitty Bit
A seemingly serious on-air moment takes a wild turn when it’s revealed to be an elaborate prank Jono masterminded with professional stunt performers.
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The Biggest Turn-Offs in Men’s Fashion | Itty Bitty Bit
A survey claims to reveal the mens clothes that are turn-offs. Megan quickly points out that Jono and Ben are guilty of more than a few...
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Producers Busted Skipping Work!| Itty Bitty Bit
Our producers were at an event where someone told their boss they were dealing with an emergency… then ended up on a live news stream. When skipping work goes very wrong!
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Megan Deals With Baycorp Fallout | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Dear Megan sparks the great street parking debate and whether “your spot” is really your Megan has to deal with Baycorp fallout... When did you get caught skipping work? From football matches to international trips! What’s ruined your name? A fan thinks Ben's dating a teenager! Jono tries to start a viral challenge... Breaking down World Cup teams using pop star comparisons
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Fifa Explained in Pop Girly Terms| Itty Bitty Bit
Trying to make sense of the World Cup? We compare the biggest football nations to pop stars, from France as Taylor Swift to Brazil as Madonna... It’s a surprisingly accurate way to size up the competition.
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When His Daughter Got Mistaken for His Wife | Itty Bitty Bit
A trip to a Warriors game takes an awkward turn for Ben when a fan misreads a photo moment, leaving him unsure how to respond...
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When a Street Magic Trick Became a Religious Pitch | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Rage room therapy to settle Megan vs Grace tension... Listener frustrations destroyed live on air! Most expensive things accidentally broken Jono's bad smell under the house! Megan’s “face reader” encounter gives unexpected life advice... Ben's weird connection with his “Flat Pack Guy” Street magician turns into a surprise religious pitch!
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Megan and Grace Take It to the Rage Room | Itty Bitty Bit
After some off-air tension, Megan and Producer Grace take things to a rage room to let it all out. Can this put an end to their feud?
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Ben's Got a Guy for Everything | Itty Bitty Bit
Ben’s stopped building flat-pack furniture himself and now calls in a specialist every time. They've now built an intimate connection...
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DOES GETTING BANGS MEAN YOU'RE NOT OKAY? | FULL SHOW
On the pod today:
We find a new prediction baby after the last one failed us What's the weirdest thing you set an alarm for? We go LIVE to New York to see if the city is still standing after the Knicks win yesterdaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CAN A BABY PREDICT THE FOOTBALL RESULT? | Full Show
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We confirm if Jeff McTainsh is related to Ben... Can we get a baby to predict the opening game? Megan's parent got an awakening at a theatre show We find NZ's most stressed out person...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why Matty McLean FaceTimed us naked... | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Megan wants to go on a date with Ben... Why Matty McLean FaceTimed us naked... Rage room idea to relieve tension between Megan and Producer Grace Is Megan turning into a dance mum? Jono witnesses a dog walker being dragged by three huskies An accountant meeting derailed by a comfy chair... Can women use the men's bathroom? Listeners' workplace money mistakes after our work credit card got frozen
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How Much Did You Cost Your Company? | Itty Bitty Bit
Producer Troy reveals how a ribbon purchase froze the work credit card... So we ask what did you cost the company? From a $300K order to a $150K accidtnaly deal!
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The Bathroom Invasion | Itty Bitty Bit
Ben witnesses a bold bathroom move that sparks a debate on toilet etiquette, long queues, and how far people will go when nature calls...
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Megan’s ultra-competitive moment during a work game... | FULL SHOW
On today’s show:
Megan’s ultra-competitive moment during a work game... The very awkward (and visible) phallic candle gifts! “Girl code” betrayal between Megan and Producer Grace The easiest vs worst house moves ever Dating red flags (toilet paper direction debate) Show tension turned “therapy session” Jono's precious “Siamese tomato” discovery Ben's dad calls him a nerd!
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