Paddy Will Help

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By: Paddy Young | Fumblerooski

The best worst advice on the internet. Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have. All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam Flood, picking up the pulse of the people as they run from him. Send in your problems - form.paddywill.help Join our patreon - patreon.com/paddywillhelp

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17. Dressing up, to dress-down Paddy, with Ayoade Bamgboye
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Paddy Will Help - Ep.17 Ayoade Bamgboye

 

This week the RSPCA have been busy trying to re-home Adam Flood, so Paddy decided to step in and help them out. Yes, its all things Animal Problems, with, as always, fellow SNL and Nigerian Wicked cast member Ayoade Bamgboye. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠


Chapters:

00:00 As always Ayoade Bamgboye

03:37 Adam – get out of the gym.

04:57 Jules’ fake girlfriend

15:06 just STOP

22:02 Playin...


16. A Difficult Conversation, with Dan Tiernan
10/28/2026

Paddy Will Help - Ep.16 Dan Tiernan 

 

This week Paddy helps start the conversations nobody wants to have.

Asking your Grandma why she doesn’t love you; Telling your neighbour their husband’s having an affair; Confronting your housemate about their piss drinking habit. All relatable conversations we have to have from time to time.

Paddy and (as always) Dan Tiernan know exactly how to tackle these difficult conversations and put their advice into action with the help of Man on the Street, Adam Flood. 

 

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15. Dream Episode, with Jack Shep
15. Dream Episode, with Jack Shep episode artwork
10/21/2026

This week, Paddy is doing SNL and didn't have time to help. Instead, we are releasing a Patreon episode. Jack has a problem, he wants to be an earnest DJ. Can Paddy help? Chapters 00:00 As always, Adam Flood? 01:02 Beatboxer? I barely know her 05:16 How do you sleep at night? 08:59 Sunday Night Live 13:00 It’s giving Chernobyl 15:35 Desert Island Disks 18:29 Wearing a mask 22:11 Think of the children 24:18 It was all a dream 29:07 Jk, jk Rowling

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14. Do you even Finance, bro?
14. Do you even Finance, bro? episode artwork
10/14/2026

Paddy Will Help - Episode 14 with Finlay Christie 

This week Paddy fixes the economy by finally printing Mo Money. Joined, as always, by Finlay Christie and Passenger Princess, Ed Night, they help with all thing Financial. Co-worker paid more than you? Husband ranking up fines? Dad spending your inheritance on sex toys? Paddy, Finlay and Ed solve all these problems and more. 

 

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Chapters:

00:00 - Gashless society

04:56 - Matin...


13. Mukbang with Ed Night
10/07/2026

Paddy Will Help - Ep.13 Ed Night


Food, glory holes food, or however the song goes. Yes this week Paddy is helping with all thing Ed-able. Coworker stinking up the microwave? Neighbours throwing food at you? Gout?


Paddy and Ed solve all these problems and more, while Adam Flood watches them from the muckbang chair.


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Chapters

00:00 - As alway...


12. Getting dates in Games Workshop, with Helen Bauer
09/30/2026

This week Paddy helps you go on dates with guest Helen Bauer. Struggling to find love in the digital age? Looser, just get an AI partner; or tune into this week’s episode of Paddy Will Help. Have all your dating problems put to rest by Scarborough's answer to Casanova

 

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Chapters: 

00:00 – As always, Helen Bauer 

05:46 – Kind and dull 

10:49 – 50/50 Feminist

14:20 – Games workshop 

17:41 – Passing the Bechdel...


11. Pimp My Ride with Emma Sidi
11. Pimp My Ride with Emma Sidi episode artwork
09/23/2026

Life’s about the journey, and Emma Sidi hasn’t stopped believing. Buckle in because this week this week Paddy and Emma help with all things transport

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Chapters

00:00 Are we there yet? 

04:29 Subconsciously Running late

07:50 You need God 

16:47 TfML 

20:48 I’m going to loose my job 

24:36 Sabotage and Manipulate 

27:41 North Vs South 

31:02 Letting family down 

40:25 Assert Yourself 


10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep
#10
09/16/2026

This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz.


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Chapters;

00:00 - Jack Shep

02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum  

06:00 – The Body keeps the score 

14:50 – David and Goliath  

19:51 – Kids in da Club  

23:13 – The noblest profession  

24:58 – Running warm  

28:15 – Advocate for your climate  

36:32 – Don’t drive while tire...


09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour
#9
09/09/2026

A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange.

As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door.


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08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved
#8
09/02/2026

Paddy Will Help - Ep.8

Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved.


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Chapters:

00:00 Boo!

03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop

07:00 Beans and Guns

11:50 Dad’s theories

15:30 Fake Plastic Beans

17:57 Fishnets?

23...


07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime)
#7
08/26/2026

Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help


Chapters;

00:00 - Love languages 

04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood 

06:00 - Surprising your wife 

09:40 - Quailty Family Prime 

12:23 - Take notes

16:17...


06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper
#6
08/19/2026

Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6

Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠

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05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave
#5
08/12/2026

We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations...


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04. Mike Rice on the beaches...
#4
08/05/2026

Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures.

We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support.


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03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help
#3
07/29/2026

Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems.

From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt.


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02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie
#2
07/22/2026

When in doubt, cybertruck.

Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood.


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Chapters;

00:00 - Finlay Christie

06:05 - I started comedy at 7

06:43...


01. Katana Disaster with Sam Campbell
#1
07/15/2026

It's a sword of disgrace... katana wielder Sam Campbell himself joins Paddy and Adam for the very first episode - cutting straight to the heart of HAIRCUTS!


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Chapters;

00:00 Haircuts

01:39 Katana disaster

09:06 Adam Flood buys a wig

12:14 Pink wedding

17:12 Child labour

25:23 Bald issues

28:42 saved by the wig

33:46 how...