Forehead Corner Podcast

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By: Martha Kelly

One dumb bitch saying "exactly!" to herself.

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Martha 2.0 | Episode 18
#18
Today at 12:00 PM

All but the last 10 minutes of Part 3 of Wild, Wild Country are covered in this episode. Many are asking “why not finish the last 10 minutes?” and I must agree, that is a question for the ages. In any case, I am going to finish Part 3 and then tackle Parts 4 - 6 for next week’s episode. I’ve got to get these horny hippies out of my life! Namaste. 

00:00 - 06:52 Intro to Martha 2.0 

06:52 - 08:07 Wild Wild Country Episode 3 

08:07 - 10:18 Guns 

10:18 - 24:04 Back to Wild Wild Country & more guns 

24:04 - 25:26 Disneyland 

25:26 - 3...


What Are These Weirdos Doing? | Episode 17
#17
10/28/2026

This week’s episode includes some listener emails followed by a descent into some of the most uncomfortable horny weirdo shit I’ve ever seen in Wild, Wild Country. Nama-stay away from hippy orgies at all costs.

00:00 - 03:05 Intro, Wild Wild Country & Orgies

03:05 - 08:02 Listener Email (Stephanie) Favorites...

08:02 - 10:10 House Keeping 

10:10 - 57:36 Wild Wild Country

57:36 - 59:27 Choose Your Own Pancake

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I Did COVID | Episode 16
#16
10/21/2026

In this episode, as I hang onto english by a thread, I cover more of the Wild Wild Country documentary while continuing to not cover nearly enough of it. Also, the city of Torrance catches a few strays while I'm at it. 

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00:00 - 03:07 Intro, Housekeeping, Gum Chewing & Emails

03:07 - 6:18 Email from Stephanie / Teaching & Torrance

6:18 - 07:12 Austin, TX - Choose Your Own Pancake

07:12 - 13:33 Yoga and Wild Wild Country are wiping me out

13:33 - 14:18 Austin regret

14:18 - 28:02 Back to Wild Wild Country & Taylor Swift


Wild Wild Overalls | Episode 15
#15
10/14/2026

I have come back from the dead to record an episode about the docuseries, Wild Wild Country. With my post Covid brain I got through about half of the first episode in a six-episode series. We did it, gang!

00:00 - 3:50 Intro to Wild Wild Country

3:50 - 13:57 Listener Email - Hollywood Logistics

13:57 - 15:42 Housekeeping

15:42 - 27:38 Last Comic Standing

27:38 - 41:25 Ep 1 of Wild Wild Country & Palm Springs

41:25 - 46:00 Trump's re-election & The Heritage Foundation

46:00 - 01:15:32 Back to Wild Wild Country

01:15:32 - END Covid Brain, Patreon & Outro<...


I Would Like to Leave the Compound | Episode 14
#14
09/23/2026

This week’s episode covers the rest of the Waco: American Apocalypse docuseries. Full disclosure: it’s upsetting. Anyway thank you for listening and remember: no one can stop you from rating and reviewing the episode, even if you didn’t listen to it. Nobody ever checks these things.

00:00 - 02:35 Intro to Part 2 of American Apocalypse

02:35 - 04:01 ATF Shows Up

04:01 - 05:52 Housekeeping

05:52 - 07:25 Ep 2 of American Apocalypse

07:25 - 08:01 Coke Zero

08:01 - 43:19 Back to the episode

43:19 - 55:09 Getting Through It (Episode 3)

55:09 - 55:53 Timothy McVeigh

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Bananas Right Out of the Gate | Episode 13
#13
09/16/2026

In this week’s episode, we take what some might say is too deep of a dive into the Netflix documentary Waco: American Apocalypse. It’s a three part docuseries and I only got through part one. Sorry!

00:00 - 09:54 Deciding to go to a party 

09:54 - 12:33 Waco: American Apocalypse

12:33 - 33:35 Episode 1

33:35 - 34:27 Housekeeping

34:27 - 47:35 Back to Guitar Center Guy & David Koresh

47:35 - 49:49 Mom Passing

49:49 - 55:45 Back to American Apocalypse 

55:45 - 01:01:08 Cliffhanger 

01:01:08 - 01:03:03 Patreon Episode & Outro

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Cat Pervert | Episode 12
#12
09/09/2026

In this episode I cover the docuseries “Death of a Pastor’s Wife” and to no one’s surprise it is an absolute bummer. Things pick up at the end of the episode though when I reminisce about the time a woman planned to shoot me and then changed her mind. It really is a wonderful life.

00:00 - 7:51 Intro, Housekeeping & Social Media Comments

7:51  - 23:51 Death of a Pastor's Wife

23:51 - 26:20 Episode 2 of Death of a Pastor's Wife

26:20 - 27:34 Being a Lawyer

27:35 - 37:12 Back to Episode 2

37:12 - 53:28 Episode 3

53:2...


My Reaction Is to Go Medieval on Their Ass | Episode 11
My Reaction Is to Go Medieval on Their Ass | Episode 11 episode artwork
#11
09/02/2026

This week’s episode is a yap-a-thon where anything goes. From threatening to kill people who threaten to kill me to wearing a dress shaped like a ketchup bottle to a movie premiere, this one has it all. Listen at your own risk.

00:00 - 01:10 RIP Dolly & Tim

01:10 -  11:33 Coyote vs Acme, The Red Carpet & Mexican Grandmas

11:33 - 18:12 LSATS & Listener Emails 

18:12 - 19:33 TikTok Shop

19:33 - 20:59 Texts to Neema

21:00 - 34:11 Alcohol & Comedy

34:11 - 36:24 Capturing the Friedman's & Clowns

36:24 - END Vamping, Housekeeping & TikTok threats 


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A Religious Huckster | Episode 10
#10
08/26/2026

Welp folks it’s time to talk about the rest of The Way Down docuseries. May we all put this f*ckass cult behind us after getting through this week’s Forehead Corner. Thank you for listening and I’m sorry.

00:00 - 03:19 Intro & Housekeeping
03:19 - 09:30 Part Two of The Way Down Documentary & Zetbound
09:30 - 10:13 The Verdict & Paul Newman
10:13 - 13:24 Back to The Way Down
13:24 - 14:53 My disgusting lunch
14:53 - 38:50 Back to The Way Down
38:50 - 47:10 Episode 4 of The Way Down
47:10 - 56:11 Smoky Eye & Episode 5
56:12 - 01:07:17 This Week's Patreon & Outro

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Be Normal Challenge | Episode 9
#9
08/19/2026

This week’s episode was supposed to cover the docu-series “The Way Down: God, Greed, and the Cult of Gwen Shamblin” but I went on too many tangents and only got through episode 1 of the 5-part series. Sorry. God could have stepped in and made this episode better but he refused.

00:00 - 05:21
Intro to The Way Down: God, Greed and the Cult of Gwen Shamblin
05:21 - 07:59
Episode 1, The Plane Crash
10:42 - 16:08
Housekeeping
16:08 - 25:08
Theory on the 'Freshman 15', Sex work during The Great Depression & Taylor Swift
25:09 - 48:36
Back to the...


Pigs I Know | Episode 8
#8
08/12/2026

This week’s episode covers a lot of ground and there’s nothing you can do about it. Take care and best wishes.

00:00 - 01:28 Housekeeping

01:28 - 06:43 Montgomery Brawl

06:43 - 08:32 Library Goals

08:32 - 17:35 Sobriety & Grief

17:35 - 25:52 Moving to Austin & Nude Partying

25:52 - 53:26 Listener Emails: Friendly Teasing, Hollywood Handbook, Animated VO, Baby Names, Food Cult & Cult Docs

53:26 - 59:15 Pigs in Theaters

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Shouldering Up to Facts | Episode 7
#7
08/05/2026

This week’s episode examines the legal intricacies of tagging me in Facebook posts about my 40th high school reunion as well as the importance of everyone’s First Amendment right to depict Donald Trump in a sumo wrestler’s outfit vs. even the slightest attempts to prevent CSAM. I also talk about Comic-Con! Cheers!

00:00 - 14:00 Intro & Highschool Reunion
14:00 - 16:49 Wildlife
16:49 - 31:20 Comic-Con & Gen X
31:20 - 55:04 Threads Beef: The Taylor Lorenz Sequel
55:04 - 01:07:14 Jen Hamilton & MeeMaw

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Immediate Euphoria | Episode 6
#6
07/29/2026

This week’s episode explores the joys of smoking pot in high school (boomers and gen z call it weed), attending Prince’s Purple Rain tour at the LA Forum, answering listener emails, and having a nervous breakdown. It’s all happening here in Forehead Corner.

00:00 – 3:07 Intro & Nervous Breakdown
3:07 – 12:16 Listener Emails, Alocohol and Pot vs. Weed
12:17 – 15:28 Toxic Friends
15:28 – 21:56 Prince’s Purple Rain & Puberty
21:56 – 28:51 Finnish Jobs
28:51 – 40:02 Difficult Situations
40:02 – 43:54 Laurie from Euphoria
43:54 – 49:54 Baskets Behind-the-Scenes
49:54 – 51:20 How Does Your Brain Work?
51:20 – 57:52 Death by Banana Bread
58:00 – 1:03:12 Podcast Subreddit & Pranks by Zach Galifinakis
1:03:12 – 1:05:25 Outro


I Just Want You to Know | Episode 5
#5
07/22/2026

This week in Forehead Corner we find out what Kate Gosselin Just Wanted Her Kids to Know, when she wrote a book about how hard it was to be nice to them and their dad, Jon. Take a trip back to 2010 when Jon and Kate Plus 8 spread anger and sadness throughout the land!

00:00 - 05:19 Shiny Faces & Spiders

05:19 - 13:25 Reps, Acting Work & Threads

13:25 - 01:19:05 Kate Gosselin's Book, "I Just Want You to Know"

01:19:05 - 01:21:26 Fizzle Out & A Look Forward

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Explosive Diarrhea Is Spreading Across the Country and There's Nothing We Can Do About It | Episode 4
07/15/2026

In this week’s episode we delve into listener emails, depression, a fart sound effects app, and the #1 American trend everybody’s talking about: explosive diarrhea parasites and the lettuce they call home

00:00 - 3:41 Intro, Sleep Podcast & Sound Fx
3:41 - 15:54 Depression & Explosive Diarrhea
15:55 - 1:05:37 Emmys and Listener Emails
1:05:37 - END Patreon and Bitchery

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Inhaling Dust | Episode 3
#3
07/08/2026

Can you fire people that don’t work for you? Does your landlord think you’re stupid? What would it be like if Dr. Phil produced a sitcom? These questions and more are asked but not fully answered on this week’s episode of Forehead Corner.

00:00 - 13:06 Intro, AC Dust & Landlords

13:06 - 23:44 Book Club & Shingles Virus

23:44 - 34:10 Walton Goggins, Fallout & Body Negativity 

34:10 - 51:56 Firing my Agent

51:56 - END Patreon Sneak Peek, Gossip & Outro

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Side Part Thursday on a Wednesday | Episode 2
#2
07/01/2026

A surface-level discussion of two Gloriavale cult docs, hot yoga, optometry for some reason, and listener email. Nobody can force you to listen!

0:00 - 14:12 Intro & listener emails
14:12 - 20:21 The Vault
20:21 - 36:45 Gloriavale and babies
36:45 - 50:06 Escaping Utopia & hot yoga
50:06 - END Optometrist, Fallout & more hot yoga

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Chopped Is in the Eye of the Beholder | Episode 1
#1
06/24/2026

An introductory episode that raises more questions than it answers. Zendaya's greatness, the nature of grief, and the ever-changing definition of "chopped" are all woven together in this baffling introduction to Forehead Corner. 

0:00 - 4:30 | Why Forehead Corner?
4:30 - 6:25 | Foundation
6:25 - 8:43 | Scandals
8:43 - 15:02 | Acting
15:02 - 17:19 | Email & Cameo
17:19 - 21:05 | Politics
21:05 - 22:56 | GLP-1 & College
22:56 - 24:54 | Amazon
24:54 - 39:00 | Euphoria
39:00 - 40:24 | Free sleep podcast
40:24 - 52:50 | more Euphoria, Grief & AA
52:50 - END | Outro

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Welcome to Forehead Corner
#1
06/15/2026

One dumb bitch saying "exactly!" to herself.

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