Five Year Gap
Poetry can be beautiful, but can it be awesome? Can a butterfly move as quickly as lions? Is a mother worth knowing? Are children npcs? We have and will now explore these and more topics as we attempt to deconstruct the laws of mere themes. Listen to our Poetry Comedy podcast and discover a world beyond worlds, a world of spacely thought, a Five Year Gap.
The Dad Method // A Frank And Honest Discussion of Fast Food
for the first 30 minutes we talk about mcdonalds but then we start to laugh ❤️ oh joy
Hasan Piker Respect \\ So Norm And Hasan Walk Into A Stream
have you heard the song that goes “coconut water”. ?
Kryptonite And Guilty Pleasures // Skate
They didnt do the title i wanted.
Testing Our Psychic Powers // Kurt Vanna Get Head
Christopher Columbus brought the Wopstick to america
Punishment // Pulled Dork
my aunt looks like lena the plug
Fight At The Museum // Steampunk
Im not on this episode so i dont give a fuck. lalallalalala. fuck
Cali Kush // J*zz Boss
Green plants motha fuckaaaaassssss weed shit on this episode. first ep featuring our new amazing cohost david! yay!!
Playtime // Real Cr*p Sh*t
After a week off due to suffering were back and intensely misanthropic. i think if i drink a red soda before recording i get too crazy. but i cant control me
The Number Series: 1 // Ranking Our Hosts
oh and where did all the hosts go? oh right, not around here anymore. it's okay to skip this one. Hosted by baja.
Finally // We Have Devised A Woke Solution To Christmas
holy crap this is funny. (late upload we're sorry sauce) Hosted by: Swag, Noodle, Prag, Polar.
The Matrix // 12 Angry Smosh Babies
my infant is merely a piece of coding
Animal Transformations // F***ing W***ever
This one is funny doe
The Newman Level
So we talk about movies and the seinfeld universe
Genies // Superbouncers
We torture josh gad in a horrible, awful way.
Utopia // The Birthday Society
So basically we hated this after recording and i got scared we killed the podcast but ive been told it was funny. ok im about to listen to it. hahahhaha haha. aaa hahahahhahahah . hahahhah. laughing throughout.
Secret Menu // Some Other Chicken
I drank soda and said sex numerous times. i love food
Talkin Bout Huh? // Night Sp*rm
We take a fully nonsensical topic to its sensible limits without either defining or really telling anyone what Talkin Bout Huh is. We get crasssss here. Lol. Love writing this. Lol.
Living With A Gamer // Scared Straight
Gamers are known to torture small animals and their families and wet the bed. i wish i could play a video game called Toy Play. but I can't.
Hostage Situations // Smoked By A Pervert
Okay this one is basically so funny. We have a bunch 0f new hosts to increase the pods viscosity and it worked perfectly. We talk about the simpsons, the seinfeld, and the situation in which youre put into being a hostage for a hostage taker. enjoy now!
Peanut Butter // Melania's Swamp
We talk about peanut butter, the liberation of the Palestinian people, and other topics you love. this ones short cause we cut out the boring stuff but next ep is an hour.
Promises // Are Children NPCs?
okay we were wild
