Twat Thoughts: A Trail Twats Podcast

Episode 13 is packed with hot takes, big plans, and a brand-new segment. We're talking about everything coming up, including the Glow Ride, Andi's birthday trip to Tennessee, and our upcoming OMGItsWicks ride and collab.

We also introduce "Am I the Asshole: Horse Edition" and jump straight into a controversial question: Is smacking a horse abuse, or can it be a necessary boundary when safety is involved?

Plus, we share the horses we'd own if money, experience, and common sense were completely irrelevant. Get ready for dream horses, questionable decisions, and plenty of unfiltered Twat Thoughts.<...

This week on Twat Thoughts, we're coming in HOT. 🔥🐴

We kick things off with a round of Hot Takes before diving into alllll things horse camping—our favorite places to camp in Florida, must-have gear, camping hacks, and the things we've learned from spending way too much time living out of horse trailers.

Then we're getting into one of those horse-world topics guaranteed to light up the comment section: riding and training two-year-olds. When is it appropriate? When is it too much? And why does everyone on the internet have such a strong opinion about it?

Episode 11 is packed with horse education, internet drama, and—of course—more Facebook jail updates. We break down bitting, the common misconception that every single-joint mouthpiece is a snaffle, and some of the questionable horse education being confidently spread across the internet.

We also share the latest Trail Twats Gives Back updates, talk about the man publicly shaming one of our own after she was offered the job he lost, and discuss why confident women always seem to make fragile egos uncomfortable. Plus, we're sharing upcoming plans—including a night ride—and the latest chapter in our never-en...

Episode 10 is pure chaos 🤠🍻

We test our friendship with a lip-reading game, read this week's mean comments, spill the details on an exclusive horse influencer weekend, and discuss the infamous $96,000 zebra.

Taylor rides her horse to a bar to appear on a "dive bar TV show" that turns out to be a YouTube series, Rabbit has his first pool day, and we try a new seltzer that actually makes Andi puke.

Just another completely normal week on Twat Thoughts. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

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In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we are diving headfirst into the drama, the donkeys, and the questionable decisions.

We talk about the Give Back controversy and what happens when trying to do something good turns into a whole mess. Then we head across the world to talk about the Brumbies in Australia and the debate surrounding what's happening to them. Rabbit also takes his very first camping trip, we recap the Fourth of July chaos, and we officially announce that Twatsgiving is open to the public.

Taylor gives us the full story on breaking...

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap the viral moment of Taylor and Crystal riding straight into a rezoning meeting to protest commercial development of farmland and AI data centers. Because apparently some people write emails… and some people saddle up.

We also break down how our Goodwill Gown Ride went, including the chaos, the questionable fashion choices, and the commitment to being the classiest twats on horseback. Taylor shares Twat Training Tips all about trailer loading, and Andi talks about her upcoming August birthday plans riding the Big South Fork trail system in Tennessee with Am...

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we get a little real, a little feral, and somehow still end up talking about seltzers. We talk about the heartbreak of losing farm animals, the internet controversies that come with sharing your life online, and why everyone suddenly becomes an expert in your comments section.

We also share the stories of how we met our spouses — aka the Twat Wranglers — and how they ended up stuck with us. Taylor gives her tips for staking out horses safely, Andi gets back into embroidery and starts making inappropriate little pieces of twat art...

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap Taylor's birthday weekend and the questionable decisions that followed, including riding horses into bars and causing general chaos around Spring Hill. We share the latest Trail Twats mission of trying to get added into Urban Dictionary, while Ally and Taylor continue their mission to become public nuisances by riding horses through fireworks tents, Taco Bell, Dunkin', and anywhere else they probably shouldn't be.

We also talk Fourth of July fireworks and horses, hobble training, and our experience camping primitively at the Lake X Memorial Trail Ride weekend. Plus, we...

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we tackle one of life's most important questions: *Is "twat" actually a bad word?* We make our case for redefining it, discuss our plans to get a Trail Twats Wikipedia page, and introduce the next generation of feral horse girls and boys: the Trail Tots.

We swap stories about running into Trail Twat fans in the wild (including an unforgettable Applebee's encounter), getting the cops called on us for riding horses through town, and continuing our completely scientific search for a White Claw replacement by testing even more hard seltzers.

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we're covering everything from riding horses in Crocs and bucket-list trail-riding destinations to why we have "poor horses" filtered in our comments. We continue the emotionally exhausting search for a hard seltzer worthy of replacing White Claw, discuss horse auctions, and talk about where we see the Trail Twats headed.

We also unpack Taylor's "AA sponsor," revisit our most viral video yet featuring a SheWee on the trail, and somehow turn all of it into a completely unhinged conversation about horse girl culture, social media chaos, and trail riding life.

Welcome back to Twat Thoughts Episode 3 🍻🐴

This week the twats are covering a little bit of everything — from beer breaking horses and Taylor's new foal to why Paso Finos deserve WAY more respect as trail horses. We dive into the misconceptions around their natural gait, why so many people misunderstand the breed, and what actually makes them incredible trail mounts.

We also spill the tea on our viral Spirit of the Suwannee experience, the backlash, and how the owner ultimately is stepping up to make things right. Plus… Surfside sponsorship talks, feral horse girl opinions, our first...

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we're covering everything from emergency vet bills and how the first episode went, as well as the devastating search for a White Claw replacement. We test new seltzers, played a new game and officially introduce a new segment: Taylor's Twat Training Tip of the Week.

We also talk about the upcoming ranch course competition at Black Knuckle Ranch, spill some early Twatchella updates for next year, and react to getting our very first one-star podcast review like the mature professionals we are. Expect feral horse girl energy, questionable life choices, laughs...

Welcome to the very first episode of Twat Thoughts: A Trail Twat Podcast, Presented by Black Knuckle Ranch and BKR Ranchwear.

In this episode, Andi and Taylor dive into how Trail Twats started — from a small group of girls trail riding with saddlebags full of drinks, speakers blasting music, and zero intention of becoming internet personalities… to building one of the fastest-growing horse communities online.

We talk about our backgrounds with horses, how we met, what the Trail Twats community actually is, and the chaos that comes with going viral in the horse world.

We...