Crystals and Chaos Podcast
Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the sh*t we have to say is insane. Put it all into the Cauldron. Crystals and Chaos covers topics like: -Crystals, tarot, astrology, intuition -Mental health discovery amidst real healing journeys -Relationships, life curveballs, humor about messy reality -Radical acceptance. With absolutely raw honesty and obnoxious laughter. Get in, babes! It's gonna be a RIDE!!
Blue Moon Pod - May 31, 2026
Jessica & Sarah chop it up after Jessica's first festival of the season, talking about music, musicians, sound, tarot cards, alignment, growth
Who is PAPI anyway??
The LONG - AWAITED podcast... SARAH reveals some juicy details about KEANU..
And then, there is PAPI.
Where do you think Papi fits into this mix??
KEANU UPDATE!
The LONG-AWAITED Keanu update! What happened?! Sarah tells us EVERYTHING!
Who is YOUR cunty BFF?
Everyone needs to have a friend who they can be a little c*nty with. Who is your c*nty bff?
Someone definitely has a type
Sarah definitely has a type
Nervous Breakdown International P*ssy
Someone had a nervous breakdown and took her poo-nani on an international tour.
Mischief - on a workday?!
Sarah & Jessica get into some shenanigans on a WORK DAY!
May Day!
Jessica & Sarah talk about leaving the faith behind, gratitude and more. Oh, and Jessica gets absolutely ROCKED by her latest reading.
Giving up on being Catholic
Sarah & Jessica discuss Jessica's departure from early indoctrination as a catholic.
Clip from the upcoming episode 6: MAY DAY.
On Gratitude & how it changed my life
Jessica & Sarah discuss gratitude and its ramifications.
I need a cigarette after that reading
Jessica & Sarah sit in a daze after the deck reads Jessica for filth, once again.
Everything's On Fire
We touch on wards, discuss how we draw cards (spoiler: there is no "right" way), talk about mental health and witness those moments that just are Crystals and Chaos
Clip - This is Crystals and Chaos
Audible chills as Crystals and Chaos launches. Episode 5 out TOMORROW!
Clip - Mental Health Advocacy
Sarah & Jessica are big proponents of taking care of our mental health.
Clip - How do you draw cards?
Jessica & Sarah discuss drawing cards; be it an oracle or tarot deck, everyone has their own method. What's yours?
Pre-Pod Divination
Prior to Episode 5, Sarah & Jessica decided to take a little time to work some magic. Come along as the girl learn about warding your name.
SKY DADDY
Sarah & Jessica discuss religion, baptizing their kids (or not), and much much more
Clip from Sky Daddy - Earthing
Jessica talks about faith practices spun on their proverbial heads.
Clip from Sky Daddy: Witchcraft readiness
Jessica talks to Sarah about the process of being ready to tackle spells; spoiler alert: its not something to be rushed!
Clip from Sky Daddy - 2 Hoes learning to Pod and Cast... and holding each other accountable
Sarah & Jessica talk about scheduling the podcast, as well as learning to Pod and Cast and hold each other accountable, one moon phase at a time
Clip from Sky Daddy: Beer in one hand, Bible in the Other
Jessica recants her experience with preachy men.
Spiritual Traphouse
FULL EPISODE OUT NOW!
We talk about gargling 2 balls a day, being too nice,waiting for the drama, what crystals and chaos is about, what your worth, buzzing appendages, Sarah being her own daddy, the hierophant pull, & Hestia's message.
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Buzzing Appendage?
Jessica was an ET for a brief moment in time. Listen to this crazy ish and more on the upcoming FULL EPISODE #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - out everywhere podcasts can be heard, officially May 7, 2026.
You are worth more!
You are worth more than a quickie sex session while HIS MOM is in the shower! Listen to this and so much more, coming up in episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!
Full episode releasing on May 7th - lock it in!
You are too Nice
Sarah is too nice, Jessica is not. She might be kind, but she's not nice.
Clip from our upcoming episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - everywhere podcasts are heard on May 7th.
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Hierophant Pull
Jessica's message from the Hierophant at the end of episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - out May 7th, everywhere podcasts are heard.
Hestia's Message
Hestia's message to Sarah at the end of Episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!
This is US
This is what Crystals and Chaos is all about. The chaos of life, the crystalline moments of realization and all the mess in between.
Waiting for the DRAMA!
Enjoy this clip from our upcoming full episode #3 - SPIRITUAL TRAPHOUSE - coming soon!
2 balls a day
Clip from Episode 3 - Spiritual Traphouse - COMING SOON!
Episode #2 - Year of the Fire horse pod
Crystals and Chaos was forged here; throwing all our subjectmatter & life drama into the cauldron. We pull cards, talk about ayahuasca, and all the life lessons we have learned along the way.
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Resource list:
The only resource for psychedelics I will ever link
Sarah's Etsy storeJessica's website
Decks we've pulled from
âGoddess Power Oracle deck by Colette Baron Reedâ Archetype deck from Kim Krans
childlike wonder
Childlike wonder of the astral and beyond.
best thing I ever did
Whatâs the best thing youâve ever done?
2 Hoes and a Microphone
Two lifelong best friends catching up, realizing we needed to press record- because the shit we have to say is insane.
This is our very first podcast. Thanks for tuning in.
