Help from a Hypocrite with Joey Dardano

Joey is joined by comedian Matt Buechele to help a listener who lied about playing the piano and now has 31 days to learn how before performing at his crush’s brother’s wedding. Can you fake your way through a ceremony with 45 seconds of “Für Elise,” or is it time to stage an injury?

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Comedian Dan Wilbur joins Joey to help Lauren, whose innocent white lie about her mother-in-law’s dry brisket has trapped her in a four-hour Sunday ritual she cannot escape. The guys have a plan. It involves a fake tick bite, a celebrity chef, and — as a last resort — quietly divorcing her husband and leaving without explanation.

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Joey is joined by actress and filmmaker Mimi Davila to help a cake decorator whose signature buttercream flower technique just showed up in a competitor’s bakery. Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery, or is it time to flood the internet with AI flowers and watch the whole thing burn?

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Comedian and actor Michael Rowland joins Joey to help Pria, a 31-year-old fanfiction writer who based her slow-burn love story on two real coworkers... and then watched her source material break up mid-chapter. Now she's considering engineering their reconciliation purely for the plot. Joey and Michael have thoughts.

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Comedian Edy Modica joins Joey to help Marisol, a listener who bought a lifelike silicone baby doll as a joke, and accidentally convinced her entire Mexican family she had a secret newborn.

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Comedian and UCB instructor Natasha Vaynblat joins Joey — her former student — to help Dawn from outside Tulsa, who inherited 41 Precious Moments figurines from her late grandmother and is now too scared to get rid of them. The guys have a plan. It involves hired actors and a fake haunting. Joey's former teacher gives it a solid B+.

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Comedian Gabby Bryan joins Joey to help a listener who accidentally bribed her son's Little League coaching staff into giving him more playing time... one batch of snickerdoodles at a time.  Someone needs to have a very honest conversation with a 9-year-old.

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Comedian Michael Longfellow joins Joey to help Bri from Wisconsin figure out what to do when your best friend's cheating situationship inspires you to make a viral TikTok series starring anthropomorphic turtles.

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Comedian Josh Gondelman joins Joey to help Lena, a 28-year-old from Chicago who has been secretly dating her coworker for over a year... until Karen from finance spotted them together in Cancun! Now Karen has been suspiciously normal ever since...

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Comedian Max Manticof joins Joey to help a listener from Atlanta who is terrified to visit her boyfriend's apartment — because she once slipped on his building's rooftop, ripped a stranger's dress clean off, and took out an entire tray of drinks in one move. The guys have a plan to cancel out the embarrassment.

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Comedian Reggie Conquest joins Joey to help a listener from Houston who bought his dad a vintage 1987 Ford F-150 that died immediately. The guys have a damage control plan. It involves bullet holes...

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Comedian Emily Wilson joins Joey to help a listener whose true crime TikTok about a 1990s Brazilian murder case went completely off the rails: a bad AI translation, a son with projectile food poisoning, and actual internet death threats. Their crisis management plan is either genius or a war crime. Joey's lawyer calls in to confirm which one.

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Comedian Carlos Hernandez joins Joey to help a listener navigate a running club rivalry: an impulse marathon sign-up, a competitor with Greek-statue calves, and a 47-year-old who is annoyingly, infuriatingly too kind to hate. The guys have some thoughts on sabotage.

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Comedian Megan Bitchell joins Joey to help a listener from D.C. whose perfect first date had one major setback: his date's sentimental vintage perfume smells absolutely putrid. The guys have a plan to save the relationship without hurting her feelings. It involves a traumatic childhood lie about fire ants. That's all we'll say.

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Rachel Coster joins Joey to help a listener haunted by an engagement ring: beautiful Cabo proposal, thoughtful fiancé, but the ring is so hideous people literally avoid commenting on it. She loves him. The ring? Not so much.

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Comedian Jake Cornell joins Joey to help a former finance bro recover his stolen dream: a high-end sound system for his new listening room café. The gear ended up on Craigslist. The guys have a plan. The police are not involved.

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Comedian Melissa Villaseñor joins Joey to help a listener whose best friend has ditched her "un-funny" husband for a spicy, Sopranos-style AI chatbot. What could go wrong?

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Comedian Richard Perez joins Joey to help a Sacramento architect who accidentally became the office clown to survive layoffs and is now drowning in extra work with zero raises. Lots of slapstick, light workplace threats, and "expert" advice involving anvils and backyard sharks.

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Joey is joined by Alexis Guerrero and Christian Polanco (aka The Cooligans) to help a listener untangle a messy family situation: a grieving 77-year-old grandma, her much younger undocumented boyfriend from Venezuela, and a very suspicious grandson convinced the whole thing is a scam.

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This week, George Civeris joins Joey to help a listener survive a full social catastrophe: a brownout-drunk first date, a ruined car interior, and an engagement party where somehow nobody got uninvited.

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Joey is joined by comedian Tessa Belle to help a listener navigate a messy sibling situation: secret iPads, a lucrative niche talent, and the audacity to judge while being completely broke.

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Buckle up: this episode goes off the rails real quick! Joey is joined by comedians and podcasters Alise Morales and Milly Tamarez to give a listener some relationship (and personal development) advice.

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This episode's all about parenting up! Join Joey and guest Isa Medina as they help a listener navigate their mom's penchant for overspending.

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Joey is joined by Nev Schulman ("Catfish") on the pod to answer the age old question: can an aspiring filmmaker leave the business he started with his wife to follow his artistic dreams?

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Grace O'Malley joins Joey on the podcast to help solve an age old Mormon conundrum: what do you do when your mother-in-law steals your infamous Funeral Potatoes recipe?

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Joey is joined by comedians Sasha Merci and Glorelys Mora to help one messy listener confront her boyfriend about a secret he's been keeping from her.

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In this episode, Joey and guest Yvette Segan hatch a foolproof plan to help a single mom deal with her college son's raging appetite.

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