You Think?!

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I Hate Gay Halloween
#27
Today at 1:00 PM

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about Halloweekend, the culture of dressing up, and the sexiest man alive. 

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


really makes you think
#26
10/26/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are answering hard hitting questions.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


AnniVERSary
#25
10/19/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about Michael's big move, Molly the bird, and the Girls reboot.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


FF (Friends Forever)
#24
10/12/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about Troye Sivan's new music video, their Philly getaway, and The Swan documentary.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


No Thank You
#23
10/05/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima, Pancake and their special guest Straight Jonny are thinking about robberies, encores, and scorpios.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Mind If We Show You What We Got?! (ptown pt. 2) ft. Blacc Cherry
#22
09/28/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima, Pancake and their special guest Blacc Cherry are thinking about the sorority sisters of Phi Upsilon Sigma, hot sticker kleptos, and supa dupa intelligence.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Opa!
#21
09/22/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about pooping your pants in public, Donald's trip to Greece, and Kristin Chenoweth on the Traitors. 

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Underwear Party, Jockstrap Party, Speedo Party (ptown pt. 1)
#20
09/14/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about PTown, Ptown, and PTOOOOWN!

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Pour One Out
#19
08/31/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake and Straight Luke are thinking about Dolly, Tim Curry, and Hayden Panettiere.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Straight Luke's Intervention ft. Straight Luke
#18
08/24/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima, Pancake and Straight Luke are thinking about where in the world Straight Luke has been?!

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


I'm Two Whatevers To The Wind
#17
08/17/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about gym dick, another fight in a car service, and Joe Jonas in a cowboy hat.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Nepo Booty ft. Plasma
#16
08/10/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima, Pancake and their special guest (via ambush) Plasma are thinking about hairlines, best buns contests, wearing a jacket as pants to get into a club.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


If *YOU THINK* a Mouse a Cookie
08/03/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about mice, hook up stories, and green wax.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Bacteria Summer
#14
07/28/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about the Fire Island Invasion, July 4th, and being socccer-phobes.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


The Bar Mitzvah Episode
#13
07/20/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about their Bar Mitzvahs, the most iconic Jewish moments in pop culture history, and Adam Sandler.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


PRIDE
#12
07/06/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about their pride weekend!

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Hosting?
#11
06/30/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about squashing some beef, celebrity dating rumors, and celebrity run ins.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


King Stu
06/22/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about Donald's late father, King Stu, FULLSOME, and The Knicks.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Creation of Good Relations
#9
06/15/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about an a-list celebrity email, The Tonys, and the Knicks finals.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Undah Dussy
#8
06/08/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about Corporate Pride, celebrity run ins in La La Land, and body odor.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Pancake's Birthday Episode, If You Can Believe!!
#7
06/01/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are celebrating Pancake's Birthday and thinking about Pancake's Birthday, fast fashion, and recapping their insane Saturday night out.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


3 Boys 1 Couch ft. Straight Luke
#6
05/25/2026

In this week’s episode, for the first time in You Think?! history, Prima and Pancake are joined by a very special guest, Straight Luke AKA their executive producer and editor (@luke.not.luke). The boys are thinking about Luke's big Korea move, moths, and the Survivor live finale flub.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Never Ending Midnight SCREAM
#5
05/18/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about a run in with a box, a run in with crawfish, and a run in with pop divas singing their runs.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Human Shrek
#4
05/11/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about wayyyy too much; Human Shrek, saying yes to random events, barbers, Coachella, and the battle of the internet Alex’s.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Ballroom Themed Bar Mitzvah
#3
05/04/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about secrets from steam rooms, Pankakke, sleep talking, and Cats the Jellicle Ball.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


Very Pivotal
#1
04/27/2026

In this week’s episode, Prima and Pancake are thinking about bad breath, bimbos, and happy endings.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

Music by Jack Rayner


The Pilot
#1
04/16/2026

Welcome to the pilot episode of You Think?!, the podcast by two gays that don’t. We're two college roomies turned BESTIES who are just ahead of the trend to create a podcast. We revisit our "origin story," introduce our three segments — You Think, Group Think, and What Do You Even Think? — and find out why Michael's life is so sad and tragic.

Hosted by The Prima Donald (@theprimadonald) & Pink Pancake (@hausofpancake)

Produced by Luke Martin (AKA Straight Luke) & kind of sort of by Peter Schum

Art by Curtis Brown Photography

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