Third Can Podcast

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Like a grew up in the 90s Statler and Waldorf, only more jaded and semi topical.The third can podcast is the sweet spot on the night. The first, hello, the second, did you see the match. The third is witty banter and nostalgia before things go down hill at can four (it's all “their” fault), can five (breaking the seal and from now it's just going to the toilet), can six (poorly thought out eBay purchases) and can seven (text messages with legal repercussions).

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30. Schrodinger’s Museli (1.11.26)
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#30
Yesterday at 6:47 PM

Everyone is ill, the good news and don't cut bits out of the Young Ones.


29. Burnham's Clean Hands (25.10.26)
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#29
10/25/2026

Bring back Peters bakery, end poo hands, don't watch Demon Seed and Harry offers investment opportunities.


28. Hopefully the Ants will Kill us Quickly (18.10.26)
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#28
10/18/2026

Good News, a new classy documentary, how will humanity end, and in praise of the Intercity 125.


27. Solo Podding is not a Euphemism (11.10.26)
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#27
10/11/2026

Solo pod featuring the good news, our worst taste sketch yet and an advert from the past.


26. The JJB Sports of Modern Politics (4.10.26)
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#26
10/04/2026

Graffiti, cheap energy drinks, ranting about politics and new AI.


25. Diana is still dead shock (27.9.26)
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#25
09/27/2026

It's the someone has a book out to exploit their dead sister special. Featuring energy price cap advice, Smith's Crisps, random adverts from the internet and blaming everything on Brexit.


24. Back to Uni special (20.9.26)
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#24
09/20/2026

A returned rabbit, remembering Independence Day, is uni worth it and trying on dresses for entertainment. With special guest Lisa Vile.


23. Different Times (13.9.26)
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#23
09/13/2026

The news, inappropriate TV and an earworm.


22. Are Greggs listening to us? (6.9.26)
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#22
09/06/2026

The return of a classic, only bigger! O2 can get in the bin along with irrational guilt and Bart vs the Space Mutants. Beigetastic.

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21. The Attenborough Protocol (30.8.26)
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#21
08/30/2026

Return of the Spending Shoes, more bank holidays please and we say farewell to our favourite truck.


20. The Stabby Age (22.8.26)
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#20
08/22/2026

Topical headlines, appreciating a Bogus Journey, we are old and crap banks.


19. Bonus Premier League Preview Pod (16.8.26)
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#19
08/16/2026

Our season preview massively overran so we've made it a stand-alone pod. A self-indulgent chat between middle aged men (or a podcast as it is called).


18. The Green Wristband of Entitlement (16.8.26).
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#18
08/16/2026

The Luddite goes undercover to see how the other half live, we advertise new teeth, ask a cat for legal advice and insult the new Newcastle badge consultation. Slightly less self-indulgent chat between middle aged men.


17. Podcast 2.0 (8.8.26)
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#17
08/08/2026

Putting out a fire by pouring petrol on it NUFC style, bringing back basketball boots and plastic tat, poor taste adverts and poor financial advice.


16. Howe did it come to this? (3.8.26)
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#16
08/03/2026

Newcastle loose a manager, Johnny rediscovers his spending shoes and which was the best phone of all time?


15. Slurring and new sponsors (28.7.26)
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#15
07/28/2026

Slurry drunken speech. the return of Harry the Bastard and a round up of the World Cup. RIP King Kev.


14. Bring Back Meth Pops (14.7.26)
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#14
07/14/2026

Train station PA announcements, bollocks to running, we want classic ice creams back and an annoying tune.


13. Johnny's Magic Spending Shoes (6.7.26)
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#13
07/06/2026

Good news, autocrats not being as fun as they once were and sketch comedy. Not actually sponsored by Um Bongo.


12. Bring Back Proper Mars Bars (21.6.26)
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#12
06/21/2026

Solo podding, making light of terrorism, ICE Pool update and country dead naming. More important, how to taste an old school Mars bar (not a euphemism).


11. World Cup Quickie Update (14.6.26)
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#11
06/14/2026

A quick update of the good news and the ICE pool.


10. The World Cup of World Cups (10.6.26)
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#10
06/09/2026

The World Cup of crisps but of actual World Cups. The best theme tune, the best shirts (shout out to Kappa), the best matches and the best tournament. Let the self indulgent wittering begin and shout out to the man shaft.


09. Three Cans Down the Shirt (7.6.26)
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#9
06/07/2026

The World Cup preview episode where we look forward to wasting the next month of our lives watching too much football which isn't as good as it used to be. With unplanned meal break, talking about kits and the who will ICE ice first sweepstake.


08. The Heatwave, Indy 500 & Furniture Sex Special (30.5.26)
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#8
05/30/2026

Delayed bank holiday special where we mourn the loss of a hard drive, congratulate Sweden on banning incest and learn something about both Hans Zimmer and the guy from Rogue Traders.


07. The Rise of Hentaivirus (19.5.26)
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#7
05/19/2026

We welcome the new plague, say good bye to those bloody orange scooters and choose the best FIFA game of all time. And there is politics (inevitably).


06. Rory Hugs Cats (10.5.26)
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#6
05/11/2026

An act of cultural vandalism, can dog sex be consensual, blurry mammories and bring back the Maverick bar.


05. Wrong Coat Weather (26.4.26)
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#5
04/26/2026

We're not in Leeds, a call to bring back lost beers and memories of a fallen Gregg's favourite. Sound still needs work.


04. WrestleBeerManiaFest Special (19.4.26)
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#4
04/19/2026

Self-pity, self-medication, odd product recommendations and cider reviews


03. Disappointing purple eggs (12.4.26)
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#3
04/12/2026

Disappointing chocolate, the perils of ageing, things we'd rather not have known and cheap jokes about horse death. Yep, another fun packed week. Disclaimer, leadership of Israel and Iran, not everyone living there!


03. Disappointing purple eggs (12.4.26)
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#3
04/12/2026

Disappointing chocolate, the perils of ageing, things we'd rather not have known and cheap jokes about horse death. Yep, another fun packed week.


02. Pod Jesus Fails to Rise (6.4.26)
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#2
04/06/2026

He was going to turn up this week...but then he did his back.


01. The Pilot (which crashed out after too many)
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#1
03/29/2026

A first attempt, with not great audio. Good news, how to survive a nuclear blast and general nostalgia.