Chaos Magnets
Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions. How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?
Are We Just Hungry?
In this episode, John and Amelia are late-night snacking to get passed the fact that they "hate" each other. How much protein do they actually need and from where are they getting it? Were board games the genesis of Amelia's anxiety disorder? Is John stealing all of his daughter's snacks? All this and so much more food talk this week.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
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I Doubt You're Listening
In this episode, Amelia maybe can't see without her glasses. John recounts the time he had to call the fire department and they ended up being super hot - according to his wife. The pair discuss their love/hate relationship with clothes and why tan jeans are just a bad idea. John talks about the challenge he finds in uncomfortable situations and Amelia discusses the weird things she says to strangers.
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Get in Loser, We're Talking Dead Celebrities
In this episode, John and Amelia pay tribute to the celebrities who recently passed that hold very special places in their hearts. They dissect their feelings about facial hair...again. Amelia recently watched "Michael," the MJ biopic and she has thoughts. They talk Scooby Doo and they deep dive into Amelia's box of costumes - she was a theatre kid, she has costumes!
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The Episode of No Chill
In this episode, John and Amelia have grievances. Did you know peacocks could fly? They didn't. John takes on an internet troll, Amelia contends with a child learning to walk, and they discuss whether or not they'd survive the Oregon Trail. Amelia talks a little about post-mortem photography and they discuss presidents who have been assassinated. Do you have a favorite film composer? John and Amelia have a couple. Why breweries are lost on them and they share their pot brownie origin stories.
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Hot Monsters at Costco
In this episode, John and Amelia are talk about what's new for fall at Costco and why the monsters are so jacked! Did John's daughter overshare with neighbors at the swimming pool? Also, what is she getting away with just because she's a fire sign?? Then we get into why neither one of these chuckle-heads can take a compliment.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
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Don't Read the Fine Print
In this episode, Amelia talks about going to Bath & Body Works and John discusses the snack he's currently obsessed with and how much of it he's eaten. Are we secretly relieved when weekend plans get canceled? Are you a bagel or donut person? John has a very specific donut fantasy. Amelia wavers on champagne and they discuss whether they'll see The Odyssey or not.
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He's All Teeth
In this episode, John and Amelia have a discussion about Amelia's current video game crush. John refuses to reveal his middle name. The pair DO reveal their "lunch names." They discuss the merits of Amelia Bedelia and they deep dive into their favorite vampires.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each othe...
You Popped Your UNO Cherry
In this episode, John talks about recently playing UNO for the first time. There's reminiscing about the much-loved and very problematic Never Been Kissed. Are the Chaos Magnets actually getting deep about the afterlife? Why does Amelia hate the sun? Why does John hate women Ghostbusters? What is their beef with Sting?
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who...
I Converted to Criterion
In this episode, John is drinking red dye #40 and Amelia explains what a kolache is while they both try to avoid explosive diarrhea. Is John finding sex furniture at the neighborhood trash hut? Amelia discusses Halloween parties of years past. The pair discuss things they MAY have absconded with in their youth. They deep dive into Star Wars in a way only two people who have lukewarm feelings about the franchise can.
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Starting Sh*t is My Party Trick
In this episode, John and Amelia catch up on the week. They discuss whether the video in 50 First Dates should have included everything and how to judge TexMex restaurants. They weigh in on whether or not relationships can survive different internal temperatures? And they dive into the things they did to impress members of the opposite sex when they were younger. Also, card games...yay or nay?
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Nobody Fact Check Us
It's episode 20 and John and Amelia are bickering...again. They chat about amusement parks and rollercoasters. Amelia was recently traumatized at a Walmart. John seems to know a lot about the Titanic. Do you have a favorite grocery store? The Chaos Magnets have things they love about certain grocery stores.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actu...
Are You Talking about Aunt Becky?
In this episode, John talks about the super fun way he ended up in urgent care. Amelia has been hate-watching a series and wants to talk about it. They have a brief Marvel discussion then talk about names people use for other people (ie. "Stan," "Aunt Becky"). They briefly talk about who the better Corey was and Amelia tells her story of meeting Jonathan Brandis.
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Late Night Today with Chaos Magnets
In this episode, Amelia gives an update on her studio space. John talks about making mac and cheese for his daughter. They question whether its "sauce" or "gravy" and marvel and the seemingly ageless Rick Springfield. Then they do a deep dive into late night talk shows and decide who is actually the best late night host.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podc...
Don't Look for Handprints
In this episode, John and Amelia talk about who you should and shouldn't call "daddy." John has strong opinions about dance and Five Below. Amelia reminisces about her theater days. They deep dive into some of the documentaries they've watched lately. Do they want to participate in communal living or do they want to be in a cult? John talks about soundtracks ruining his movie-viewing experience and Amelia tells what she learned working in a hotel.
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That's Weird, You Pervert
In this episode, John and Amelia their sleep habits as well as whether or not they can sleep in public. Amelia chats about the paranormal TV shows that help her sleep. They talk about the stupid decisions they made when they were younger and are glad they lived to tell the tale and whether or not Dude Wipes deserve a place in the world
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Hide the Rice
In this episode, John talks about the Rings of Punishment. Amelia has serious ADHD. The pair talk about the state of AI. Did John really have a Caesar haircut at one time? Let's talk tattoos...again! Could John get a tattoo if he's good at being stabby? Does Amelia REALLY need more coffee? And they get into the concept of buffets.
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Onion Headaches
In this episode, John and Amelia wonder what the male equivalent of a "Karen" is. Amelia asks why kids are always sticky. John talks about the sandcastle he built on vacation with his daughter. They both nerd out on graphic design. Amelia talks about why her wedding was anti-potato salad. John is still a bit mad he stepped in dog poo and they do a shallow dive into the Vacation movies.
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A Possibility of Dysentery
In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails.
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My Life is a Stress Dream
In this episode, John and Amelia are bickering but they get over it when they both decide they want a top hat. They discuss whether or not either of them could see the “magic eye” images in the 90s and John talks about the odd jobs he had as a teenager. Amelia reveals her crippling fear of snakes and we found out how each of them spent their prom. Would a soft pretzel make for a good bed and do you have a cool zodiac or not?
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Everything Ends Up Poop
In this episode, Amelia is doing her best to be a functional human first thing in the morning. John discusses the gym buddies he had at one time. Why is coffee a non-effective choice for the cohosts. Is Clue a perfect film? And a semi-deep dive into Amelia's questions and problems with The Mummy franchise.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two...
I Was Supposed to Share and I Didn't
In this episode, we meet John’s alter ego “Rick,” and hear about the time Amelia tried to talk her friend into causing a scene at a froyo place. The cohosts discuss why celebrities keep trying to run into them on the street and what causes the church giggles. Should you watch Veronica Mars and or Party Down? Do you read the obits? What do you do with work merch when you’ve left a job? Do you call it “stuffing” or “dressing”? These questions and more, this week on Chaos Magnets.
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Warning for Potential Kidnappers
In this episode, we find out what apocalyptic snacks John and Amelia would consume. What are the things they've said in professional settings that probably raise eyebrows? Was this 80's miniseries a PSA or just designed to scare the crap out of kids? What would happen if someone tried to kidnap Amelia? And why does John not like horror movies?
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
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A Flock of Menaces
In this episode, we find out why Ozzy Osbourne once laughed at Amelia and if George Clooney noticed John at a bar. What is the unhinged activity that connects our intrepid hosts? Do people make death announcements on April Fool's Day and what does it mean to "win therapy"? The pair discuss whether they should start a festival and if so, what kind.
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I'd Do Some Shady Sh*t For a Coffee
In this episode, we decide the best place to put artwork depicting sex gods and how much we hate the sound of our own voices. We name the best and worst Easter candy and establish whether or not Amelia would do anything for a Klondike Bar. Are our television watching habits a generational response and do we deserve the uncoordinated injuries we inflict on ourselves or that we receive from our children?
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Deliciously Awkward Silence
In this episode, we find how much John loves hockey and where Amelia gets all her hockey knowledge. How Amelia engages in small talk at the most inopportune times. Are robots and Ai going to take over the world, one massage place at a time? And John explains how he combats awkward silences in parenting groups.
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This Tuesday is giving Chaos
In this episode, John tries to convince Amelia going to the gym will be good for her but introduces the concept of "soft life." Are their spirit animals compatible? What lengths will Amelia go through to get a cup of coffee? What's more fun, playing ping pong at Prince's estate or playing LEGO The Incredibles? And John has thoughts on adults wearing backwards baseball caps.
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We’re Not Critics, We’re Just Like This
In this episode, we try to find out how much coffee Amelia actually drinks. Whether Renaissance festivals and Medieval Times are worth the experience. And they get super opinionated on awards show fashion. Is it better to have pockets or a handbag...let's discuss.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each othe...
We Could Be Olympians
In this episode, we find out if John’s commitment issues will keep the two from becoming Olympic curlers and whether or not Amelia gets comments or compliments on her flexibility. Is Ryan Murphy’s Love Story worth watching? Can Amelia really name all the Monkees? The pair discuss the types of music they like and why they love “sad girl covers,” as well as the time Amelia got to witness someone rage quit.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
...When Birthdays Go Haywire
In this episode, John and Amelia talk about the birthday parties they had as kids and what gave them trust issues and Amelia tells "The Pope Room" story.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, work...
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Meet John and Amelia...the Chaos Magnets
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.
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We Never Actually Worked Together
In this episode, Amelia and John discuss the fact they met at work but never actually worked together. What came after was a random friendship between two people who feed off each other's chaos.
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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson
About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat...
