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By: Don Fanelli

Three Improv Duos. Two Lines. Endless Possibilities.What happens when three pairs of improvisers are given the exact same opening lines, but have no idea what they, or their partners, are about to say?In every episode of Mutterfly, host Don Fanelli throws three improv duos immediately into the deep end. Starting with the same two scripted lines, each pair must improvise their way to a conclusion. The result? Three "Mutters" with wildly different, hilarious, and unpredictable outcomes.It’s a high-wire improv comedy experiment where the only thing guaranteed is that no two scenes will ever be the same.Fo...

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I Don't Eat Vegetables
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#25
Today at 5:00 AM

In this episode, we encounter some mixed and confusing innuendo, three men named Cliff, and a mother with a pet octopus.

Mutter 1: Jerah Milligan + Lily Du

Mutter 2: Katie Marovitch + Johnny McNulty

Mutter 3: Laura Willcox + Lauren Adams

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$450,000
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#24
07/09/2026

In this episode, we explore a delusional couple trying to sell a no-bathroom house with four kitchens, the idea of a hearing-ear dog, and degenerate gambling spouses willing to let their daughter tank her performance.

Mutter 1: Glenn Boozan + Andrew Ford

Mutter 2: Justin Tyler + Alden Ford

Mutter 3: Craig Rowin + Cathryn Mudon

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We're in the Parking Lot of a Chuck E. Cheese
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#23
06/18/2026

In this episode, we meet the most positive bride-to-be in the world, a manager trying on dresses during her smoke break, and a chemist who splices clothes together to ill-fated results.

Mutter 1: Patrick Noth + Morgan Evans

Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie

Mutter 3: Beth Appel + Sarah Claspell

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Barack Hussein BoBama
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#22
06/11/2026

In this episode, we explore a relationship on the rocks, mistaken fetishes, a failed attempt at a catchphrase, and a very trustworthy co-worker.

Mutter 1: Lauren Lapkus + Jeff Hiller

Mutter 2: Mike Antonucci + Daniel Spenser

Mutter 3: Achilles Stamatelaky + Carl Tart

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Ketchup and Mustard Make Toothpaste
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#21
06/04/2026

In this episode, we explore an awkward breakup involving a roommate and a volleyball team, the financial and familial fallout of becoming a professional lifeguard, and a candid date in a very long hallway.

Mutter 1: Jake Cornell + Tao Yang

Mutter 2: James Coker + Marshall Stratton

Mutter 3: Jen Bartels + George Kareman

This episodes First Two Lines were submitted by Becca Boerman!

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Pee-wee Herman Was My Father
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#20
05/28/2026

In this episode, we explore a secret that delays eight dudes from going camping in a VW Van, two offended hikers, and celebrities based on the fathers of two friends.

Featuring... kind of, sort of Captain Hippo:

Daniel Spenser + Mike Antonucci

Andrew Ford + Glenn Boozan

Michael Hartney + Connor Ratliff

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They Call Me The Space Cowboy
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#19
05/21/2026

In this episode, we follow an old lady delivering messages from the mothers of two career-wayward men, two astronauts discovering different ways to kiss, and a garage door repairman who lives vicariously through his brother.

Mutter 1: Lily Du + Jerah Milligan

Mutter 2: Shannon O'Neill + Billy Merritt

Mutter 3: Rob Huebel + Paul Scheer

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Actually, the 'G' is Silent
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#18
05/14/2026

In this episode, we explore the rekindling of a high school relationship, the attempt to change an actress's personality in five minutes, and the creepy interpretations of a painting.

Mutter 1: George Kareman + Jen Bartels

Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie

Mutter 3: Hillary Anne Matthews + Greg Tuculescu

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I've Been to Twelve DIfferent Summer Camps
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#17
05/07/2026

In this episode, we meet a delusional public defender, explore the struggles among a busy father, an erudite daughter, and a barista-turned-camp director, and watch a helpless prisoner plead with a lost camper.

Mutter 1: Carl Tart + Achilles Stamatelaky

Mutter 2: Cathryn Mudon + Craig Rowin

Mutter 3: Connor Ratliff + Michael Hartney

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I'm a Fuggin Mannequin
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#16
04/30/2026

In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers.

Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth

Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha Shankar

Mutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent

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Don't Move, They're Watching Us
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#15
04/23/2026

In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning.

Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten

Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari

Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein

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I'm Starting a War
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#14
04/16/2026

In this episode, we explore a furious children's book illustrator, the decline of academia, and moving on from the circus.

Mutter 1: Betsy Sodaro + Richie Moriarty

Mutter 2: Brandon Gardner + Neil Casey

Mutter 3: Sebastian Conelli + Michael Cruz Kane

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What About the Lollypops?
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#13
04/09/2026

In this episode, we explore the importance of love in a scissors company, a conga-line-loving boss, and keeping your personal life separate from your work life.

Mutter 1: Dan Lippert + Ryan Rosenberg

Mutter 2: Kate Zelensky + Terry Withers

Mutter 3: Casey Feigh + Marcy Jarreau

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I'm Just a Fat Old Ghost
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#12
04/02/2026

In this episode, we explore a rigid ghost prone to scary outbursts, an unconventional father-daughter relationship, and a clumsy divorcee on the prowl for slippery men.

Mutter 1: D'Arcy Carden + Abbi Jacobson

Mutter 2: Mary Holland + Sean Diston

Mutter 3: Josh Sharp + Aaron Jackson

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Ugh, I Have Honey in My Hair
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#11
03/26/2026

In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle.

Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee Mulligan

Mutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex Dickson

Mutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques Ray

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Mission to Zyxx: My Fingers Look Like Jizzy Snakes
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#10
03/19/2026

In this episode, we celebrate with cast members of Mission to Zyxx and explore the colonization of a planet gone wrong, witch sisters and their misogynistic prisoner, and the devastating secrets revealed on a commune.

Mutter 1: Alden Ford and Justin Tyler Mutter 2: Moujan Zolfaghari and Glo Tavares Mutter 3: Jeremy Bent and Jon Braylock

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I've Been Struck By Lightning Five Times
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#9
03/12/2026

In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves.

Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru Johnston

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I Ate a Hammer
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#8
03/05/2026

In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories.

Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

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I Can Put My Leg Over My Head
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#7
02/26/2026

In this episode, we explore pre-birth crab hands, contortionist classes for jobless men, and unique boy names like Spider, Table, and Lumber.

Mutter 1: Shaun Diston and Mary Holland

Mutter 2: Laura Willcox and Dan Black

Mutter 3: Marcy Jarreau and Casey Feigh

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Fuck Th*t Shit: "I'm Covered in Bird Ass"
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#6
02/19/2026

A special episode with Fuck Th*t Shit (A Comedy Team)

In this episode, we explore bird sex, the insufferableness of speech and debate, and brother rivalries.

Mutter 1: Terry Withers and Kate Zelenski

Mutter 2: Dru Johnston and Aaron Jackson

Mutter 3: Josh Patten and Tim Martin

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What Happened to Your Face?
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#5
02/12/2026

In this episode, we explore the unfortunate realities of a Halloween gone wrong, including a shocking presidential reveal, a cringeworthy romantic misadventure, and the disastrous results of dog breeding.

Our Mutters:

Mutter 1: Phil Augusta Jackson and Nicole Byer

Mutter 2: Neil Casey and Brandon Gardner

Mutter 3: Mike Castle and Marques Ray

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Daylight Come and We Wanna Go Home
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#4
02/05/2026

In this episode, we explore Mickey Mouse's uncut dingdong, way too specific anniversary gifts, and a love of Beetlejuice.

Our Mutters:

Mutter 1: Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp

Mutter 2: Dan Lippert and Ryan Rosenberg

Mutter 3: Dan Black and Laura Wilcox

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That's A Lot of Peanut Butter & Jelly
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#3
01/29/2026

In this episode, we explore the parallel lives of mechanics, getting knocked up by a vending machine guy, and the history of Peeps and its relation to penises.

Mutter 1: Michael Cruz Kane and Sebastian CanelliMutter 2: Caroline Cotter and Joey Greer Mutter 3: Alex Dickson and Jim Santangeli

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Sorry, My Eyes Are Bleeding
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#2
01/22/2026

"Sorry, My Eyes Are Bleeding"

In this episode, we explore hoaxes, walking babies, and a podcast studio once used by Pennywise the Clown.

Mutter 1: Brennan Lee Mulligan and Grant O'BrienMutter 2: Richie Moriarty and Betsy SodaroMutter 3: Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney

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Because of the Deaths?
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#1
01/21/2026

In our first episode, we dive into the wild worlds of workplace mishaps, animal casualties, and the longing for fatherhood.

Mutter 1: Chris Gethard and Will Hines

Mutter 2: Nicole Byer and Phil Augusta Jackson

Mutter 3: Abbi Jacobson and D'Arcy Carden

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