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By: Morgan Carson and Isabelle Tarran

Come fujo out with two lesbians as we take on pop culture and media analysis. Join us for weekly episodes where we act like 10+ years on Tumblr dot com means we know better than actual writers and directors. Hosted by Morgan Carson and Isabelle Tarran.

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Ryan Murphy is a Criminal: More glee! (Ft. Lou Cody)
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#3
Last Thursday at 4:00 PM

Content warning: Ableism, racism (both in the show and on the set), antisemitism, fatphobia, mentions of eating disorders.

We're back with ANOTHER "glee!" episode. This show is just too crazy to limit to one episode, so we've got Lou Cody back with us to discuss the crazy ways "glee" handled sensitive issues such as racism, antisemitism and fatphobia, as well as the shows' problematic disability representation.

Stick around until the end to hear our thoughts on the gleeboot...


Getting Emotionally Slushied by glee! (Ft. Lou Cody)
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#2
07/16/2026

Content warning for discussions of homophobia, transphobia and biphobia.

Here's what you missed on the podcast: It's season 2 baby! Join us as we look back on Glee's groundbreaking queer representation with our special guest, Lou Cody! We'll be tackling issues such as: How did Glee handle trans representation on their show? Why is Ryan Murphy afraid of the word bisexual? And most importantly, why did Blaine get so annoying?


The Horror Triple Feature of the Summer
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#1
07/09/2026

Content warning: When discussing Leviticus we will be talking at length about conversion therapy and violent homophobia. We also mention racism during our discussion of Backrooms (00:50:58 - 00:54:29). During our Obsession review, we will mostly be focusing on the topics of rape and assault, violent misogyny, and suicide. Please take care of yourselves!

Welcome back to season two of the pod! We're kicking things off by reviewing the seasons' hottest horror films: Leviticus, Backrooms, and Obsession!


Good Omens 3 Was Not Actually Good
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#19
05/21/2026

In light of this episode's topic, we would like to encourage everyone to continue to support and amplify the voices of survivors of sexual assault. If you are a fan of Good Omens, please continue to speak out against Neil Gaiman’s actions, refrain from supporting his work directly, and support the survivors as they continue to seek justice. Please consider donating to Our Voice or your local rape crisis centre.

For our season finale, we will be reacting to and discussing the disastrous Good Omens finale!


What’s Going On With the Pitt Fandom?
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#18
05/14/2026

Doctors Izzy and Morgan are diagnosing YOU with a severe case of Pitt Fandom. The bad news: it's incurable. The good news: it's kind of fun! Join us as we discuss which of the characters we're horny for, our favourite ships, and why fans getting their way isn't always the best thing.


Checking Into The Pitt
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#17
05/07/2026

CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of suicidal ideation/suicide, mostly taking place from 17:20 - 34:29.

Paging all Pitt fans, stat! It's time to talk about the world's new favorite medical drama. This week, we're discussing whether the second season of the hit show lived up to the first, and what PITT-falls (lol) the creative team might have fallen into.


Revisiting Love, Simon
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#16
04/30/2026

It's been eight years since this seminal queer classic "came out," but was it really worth the hype? Join us as we revisit the movie that changed our little gay lives.


We Just Graduated From Heartbreak High
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#15
04/23/2026

CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses police brutality against a First Nations person. We don't go into graphic detail, but it is brought up throughout our discussion of Malakai's storyline during 1.15 - 14:00.

Get ready to walk the stage with us as we discuss our remaining Hartley High graduates. This week we're tackling mental health and trauma, relationship drama, and sharing some headcanons. It's been real, Hartley!


Getting Ready To Leave Heartbreak High
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#14
04/16/2026

It's senior year at Hartley High, and we're getting ready to say goodbye to all our friends. Join us as we take a look at the graduating class's final moments. Be prepared for drama and our truly terrible Australian accents!


RPF, Larry Stylinson, & Parasociality
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#13
04/09/2026

Attention class: It's time to put on your gay binoculars and your tin foil hats, because this episode is all about the wild world of real person fiction. Using Larry Stylinson as our case study, we'll be dissecting this often contentious part of fandom culture, and attempting to answer questions such as "is RPF ethical?" and "do we care about celebrities' feelings?" Here's hoping Mr. Tomlinson doesn't try to get our podcast shut down!


In Defense of Lesbian Francesca Bridgerton
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03/26/2026

CONTENT WARNING: Discussions of corrective rape from 17:33 - 17:56.

In our second Bridgerton episode, we're moving on to our favourite topic: LESBIANS!


Keeping Up With The Bridgertons
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#11
03/19/2026

In the first of our Bridgerton episodes, we're going to be discussing Benedict Bridgerton's queerness and whether or not Season 4 fumbled it! And, as a bonus, we'll be chatting about how mistreated our best friend Eloise is.


PLL: Pretty Little Lesbians
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#10
03/12/2026

This week we're taking a look at one of the wildest series of the 2010s: Pretty Little Liars! Join us as we break down some of PLL's most problematic moments, as well as the queer representation in the show.

Content warnings: Discussions of grooming, rape, transphobia, lesbophobia and racism.


All Vampires are Gay, Even in Twilight
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#9
03/05/2026

We're back for part two of our Twilight discussion! This week we're touching on just how gay Bella Swan is, as well as our chatting about the iconic films and our favourite book-to-screen changes. If you've ever thought that Twilight would be improved if Edward was a lesbian, then this one's for you!


Stephenie Meyer is a Weirdo (Twilight & Mormonism)
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#8
02/26/2026

Our most controversial take yet: "Twilight" is really weird. I know... literally no one has ever said this before... Join us for our first "Twilight" episode as we discuss how Mormon beliefs, racism and misogyny influence Stephenie Meyers' writing.


What the Trolls Trilogy Can Teach Us About Society
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#7
02/19/2026

This week Morgan and Izzy can’t stop the feeling of loving Trolls. Listen to discover why this trilogy creates the perfect harmony between music and comedy.


We Have More To Say About Psych
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#6
02/12/2026

Wait for it.... Nevermind, you can just have the episode today. Join us for part two of our "Psych" episodes! This time, we'll be chatting about queercoding, copaganda and the best episodes of the show. You'll also gain ANOTHER insight into our twisted minds as we pitch ideas for the next movie.


Psych: Friendship Is Magic
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#5
02/12/2026

Shawn and Gus Forever! The podcast world's most co-dependent besties discuss television's most co-dependent besties in our first Psych Episode.


Everything Wrong With Stranger Things 5
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#4
02/05/2026

In the second part of our Stranger Things review, we discuss the ways in which the show perpetuates racist and misogynistic tropes. We're also going to give you an insight into our twisted minds by telling you what we would have done differently if we had written Stranger Things. Content warning: Discussions of suicide from 33:39 - 52:18


Is Stranger Things Homophobic?
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#3
01/29/2026

Is Byler queerbait? Should Ronance have been canon? And who won the heart of Steve Harrington after all these seasons? Morgan and Izzy talk about all of this and more in this episode breaking down queerness in "Stranger Things" Season Five.


Our Shane Hollander Bias (We Still Love Heated Rivalry)
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#2
01/22/2026

We continue to yap about Heated Rivalry! This week, we're tackling the internet's Ilya Rozanov bias, gushing about Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie, and thirsting over beautiful women.


We LOVE Heated Rivalry
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#1
01/15/2026

In the first episode of the podcast, Izzy and Morgan discuss the new hit series "Heated Rivalry," and why it has taken the world by storm. Expect gushing, giggles and lots of analysis!