Funny On My Mind Podcast

Think you know the Caribbean? Think again! 🌴😂

This week, we're breaking down the stereotypes, ridiculous assumptions, accents, and misconceptions people have about the Caribbean. From the infamous "Ya mon" to questions that make us wonder what people are thinking, we're setting the record straight while sharing our own experiences from the Bahamas and Curaçao.

It's Caribbean Real Talk on the Funny On My Mind Podcast!

He spent years as a police officer before becoming a criminal justice professor! 🚔🎓 This week, we're talking policing then vs. now, real-life experiences, lessons learned, and what led him from the streets to the classroom.

Welcome to the Funny On My Mind Podcast — the seriously unserious podcast!

This week, Phoebe joins us to talk about life as a crime scene photographer, 911 dispatcher, and volunteer firefighter. She’s seen a lot through her work and recently received an award for helping save a life. We’re getting into her experiences, the stories behind the job, and what it’s like working in emergency services.

Welcome to another episode of the Funny On My Mind Podcast — the seriously unserious podcast!

How do you even spend that much money? 😂We’re back after a few weeks off, and this week we’re talking about some of the most ridiculous things people have actually spent their money on. From six-figure birthday parties for dogs to $12 million artwork, private tigers, dinosaur skulls, and even an entire town — some people clearly have a VERY different definition of “worth it.”We also get into Flock cameras, bad jobs, dream jobs, prison and rehabilitation, relationships, Walmart finally getting Apple Pay, and plenty of random rabbit holes along the way.It’s another seriously unserious conversation on the Funny On...

What does a 911 dispatcher actually hear on the other end of the phone?

Our guest has spent years answering 911 calls and dispatching for law enforcement, fire, and EMS. From the calls that make you laugh to the ones you never forget, he shares some of the stories and experiences that come with being the person on the other end of the line.

We talk about the reality of 911 dispatch, the calls people make, the moments that stick with you, and what most people never see behind the headset.

Some calls are funny. Some...

What really happens inside the juvenile justice system?

This week, we sit down with a juvenile officer to talk about the side of the system most people never get to see. From working in juvenile detention to supervising youth in the community, she shares firsthand stories, clears up common misconceptions, and gives an honest look at what the job is really like.

We also dive into life outside the badge—her relationship with Theodore, becoming a first-time mom, and the challenges of balancing family with a career in juvenile justice.

Some of these st...

What really happens inside a juvenile detention center?

This week, Theodore joins us to share what it's actually like working inside juvenile detention. From unbelievable stories to the realities most people never hear about, this conversation completely changed the way we look at the system.

Some of these stories are hard to believe... but they're all true.

👇 What's your biggest misconception about juvenile detention? Let us know in the comments!

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At some point, we all turn into our parents... and this week, we're realizing it. 😂

From outrageous electric bills and Aldi shopping to hilarious debates, fatherhood, and unbelievable news stories that sound completely made up, this episode is packed with laughs and relatable conversations.

If you enjoy unscripted comedy, wild stories, and everyday life with a comedic twist, this one's for you.

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Tell Me I'm Wrong...

Cereal isn't soup. Johnny Depp was the best Willy Wonka. And subscription companies are plotting against broke people.

That's all we're saying.

Enjoy the episode.

Everybody wants something now.In this episode, we get into the weird shift in people, social media, and everyday life. From CashApp begging and fake online gurus, to gas prices, porch salesmen, and why everything feels more fake than ever—we had a lot to say.We also talk about modern car designs all looking the same, people posting good deeds for validation, and why it feels like everybody is trying to sell you something nowadays.One of the funniest and most chaotic episodes we’ve had in a minute.Connect With The Podcast On Socials:Facebook: https://www.face...

Nothing feels the same anymore.

In this episode, we get into how everyday things have changed—and not always for the better. From stores not hitting like they used to, to prices making no sense, to habits we’ve all just accepted… we had to talk about it.

We also go off on a few side conversations, call out some things that feel a little off, and share our own experiences along the way.

It’s one of those episodes where you start realizing… yeah, something’s definitely different.

Some people just won’t like you—and it’s not always for thereasons you think.

In this episode, we sit down with a special guest and getinto some real conversations about jealousy, perception, and the uncomfortabletruths people don’t usually say out loud. From wild hypothetical questions tocontroversial takes, this one goes in a few different directions… and not allof them are easy.

We also mix in some lighter moments, debates, and opinionsthat might have you questioning a few things.

Be honest… do you think there are people out there who don’twant you to w

This one got real…

We had to talk about social media and how it’s actually affecting people — from how sensitive everyone’s gotten to the way we communicate now. At some point, it feels like everything gets labeled “toxic” or “trauma,” and nobody really knows what anything means anymore.

We also got into real conversations about being fathers, how life changes, and the stuff nobody really prepares you for.

Of course it wouldn’t be us without some funny moments and wild takes mixed in.

Let us know… is social media actually makin...

This one got heated fast.

We had to settle it… which show is actually better: Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy?

What started as a simple question turned into a full argument, and yeah… we definitely didn’t agree.

We also got into some wild takes about people being way too loyal to certain brands, controversial opinions, and just random chaos like always.

Let us know in the comments… Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy?

Be honest.

We thought this would be funny… we were wrong.

We got absolutely Beanboozled. What started as a simple challenge turned into straight chaos real quick. This one actually hurt.

Between the heat, the reactions, and everything going left, this might’ve been one of the worst ideas we’ve had.

We also got into some wild conversations about childhood dreams, bucket lists, random scenarios, and more while trying to survive it.

Yeah… we should’ve known better.

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We finally found Bean Boozled… and yeah, this was a terrible idea.

After hitting multiple candy stores just to track it down, we sat down to try it… and immediately regretted it. One of us almost threw up, jelly beans went everywhere, and it got out of control real fast.

In this episode we also get into real conversations about self-respect, money, and whether people would still be around if things changed. It’s funny, chill, and a little chaotic.

If you’ve ever thought about trying Bean Boozled… don’t.

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This episode probably wasn’t a good idea.

We started off talking about John Wick guns and what we’d do with $10 million… and somehow ended up in a full conversation about prison, wild takes, and straight up nonsense.

From “white dad” moments to out of pocket opinions, this one went completely off the rails.

Yeah… we might actually be going to jail after this.

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This episode got chaotic fast. We played a couple games including ranking five random choices and describing places and experiences in only one word, which somehow turned into a bunch of debates and side conversations. At one point we started talking about traffic and how sometimes you have to take the wheel from Jesus when people are driving way too slow. We also got into random rants about things that make no sense, including my hatred for septum piercings. Just another episode full of jokes, arguments, and completely unplanned chaos.

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DescriptionThis episode went completely off the rails. What started as a normal conversation somehow turned into a full blown potato war, debates about whether rice is better than potatoes, and a bunch of random chaos in between. We also played a game where we each brought something from home and tried to keep water in our mouths without laughing… which did not go well for me. Just a lot of dumb debates, laughs, and the kind of unhinged conversations that somehow keep happening on this podcast.Sponsor:Shoutout to Dubby Energy for supporting the podcast. If you want to tr...

This episode was all over the place in the best way. We kicked it off singing “Ridin Dirty” and somehow ended up arguing morals in Dad Court, talking guns, and exposing the petty stuff I do on purpose just to annoy my wife. I also went on a full rant about Walmart and my Rayban Metas because apparently I’m still heated. At one point our tech was losing it behind the camera and it honestly just made everything better. No script, no filter, just chaos.2 Dads. 1 Podcast.Shoutout to Dubby Energy for sponsoring the podcast. If you want clean...

In this episode, we officially put our morals on trial. From debating whether liking a celebrity’s post is disrespectful to defending completely unhinged unpopular opinions for 60 seconds straight, Dad Court was in full effect. The chemistry between us hit different, the arguments got heated, and somehow we still had to check ourselves with our weekly reality checks. Welcome to the new era — 2 Dads. 1 Podcast. Unfiltered. Now it’s your turn… who was out of line?

Cammie came on the podcast one day after her 22nd birthday and immediately went crazy with the stories — from throwing up at the bar, to her don’t-play-with-me attitude, to working at a smoke company making grilling products.She’s 5’2, tiny, and absolutely not to be tested. Mysterious, stand-offish, and brutally honest, this episode gets real and hilarious fast.Outta pocket stories, no filters, and plenty of “there’s no way this actually happened” moments.👍 Like, comment, and subscribe💬 Would you survive a night out with her?

This episode went completely outta pocket. Bailey pulled up to the new podcast set and somehow turned it into pure chaos — getting rage baited, telling wild stories from life on the road as a semi-truck driver, cracking nonstop jokes, and opening up about being a father of three. Real laughs, real moments, and a whole lot of “how did we get here?” energy. Shoutout to his wife for holding it all together. You don’t want to miss this one.

This episode went way different than we expected.

Robert pulls up and immediately brings the laughs, but don’t get it twisted — the answers were smart, honest, and caught us completely off guard. From hilarious stories to real conversations, the comedy stayed high while the insight stayed sharp.

This one wasn’t scripted, wasn’t planned, and definitely wasn’t boring.

Actress Averi Curtis stopped by the Funny On My Mind Podcast to share what it’s like being an actress at just 13. She talked about auditioning for Stranger Things and nearly landing the role of Eleven—yes, she almost had to shave her head! Averi also gave fans a peek into hanging out with the cast, cracked plenty of jokes, and promoted her upcoming movie “Still Hope,” hitting theaters February 5–9, 2026.

Clint aka CheddarBob pulled up to Funny On My Mind and did what he does best: lie, joke, and keep everyone guessing. From his questionable love for lying to wild commentary and nonstop laughs, this episode goes completely off the rails in the best way. Nothing is serious, everything is funny, and you’ll be trying to figure out what’s real the entire time. Sit back and enjoy the chaos. 🎙️😂

This week on Funny On My Mind, I brought on our youngest guest ever — my 5-year-old daughter, Avi. And honestly… she might’ve stolen the show.From rapid-fire questions to wild opinions and unfiltered honesty, Avi keeps it funny, wholesome, and unpredictable the entire episode. No scripts, no filters — just pure kid logic and laughs.This episode is lighthearted, family-friendly, and guaranteed to put a smile on your face. You never know what a five-year-old is going to say… and that’s what makes it so good.

Payton pulled up to Funny On My Mind and brought straight laughs, real talk, and an inside look at the sales world. From how he got started to what the grind actually looks like, this episode mixes comedy with game you don’t usually hear out loud. If you like funny conversations with some real insight mixed in, this one’s worth the click. 🎙️🔥

This week I linked up with my homie Bradley, who was visiting from my hometown of Nassau, Bahamas. He put me on game about what life is really like on the island of Eleuthera — aka Pine City. From island stories to catching up after a few years apart, this episode is pure vibes and Bahamas energy. Tap in and ride with us straight from Pine City.

Welcome back to Funny On My Mind!This week Daelynd pulls up and tells us about her full Pilgrim Era — all because her phone broke for almost a week 😭📵.We’re talking:• Life with NO phone like it’s 1623• How she survived with zero snaps, texts, or TikTok• The chaos she came back to once her phone finally revived• And why she swears she’ll never go “off-grid” againNew guests. New stories. New laughs.Tap in and experience Daelynd’s journey from iPhone to Pilgrim.

Welcome back to Funny On My Mind!In Episode 4, we’re joined by Brayden for a conversation that’s real, unfiltered, and way funnier than any of us expected.This week we get into:Brayden’s wild storiesRandom life lessons he definitely didn’t plan to giveHot Seat chaosAnd moments that had all of us crying laughingWe joke about recording in an “undisclosed location,” but the real gold is everything Brayden opened up about once the mic turned on.New guest. New energy. New laughs.Tap in — this one hits.