Microphone Monkeys
Microphone Monkeys is what happens when three microphones are left unattended and the producers don’t check the enclosure for sarcasm leaks.Hosted by Randy Oparowski and Tripp Dettmering, this panel podcast proudly embraces the fact that none of the monkeys claim to have all the answers—just strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and a deep distrust of anything that requires a 400-page bill to explain. From libertarian philosophy and free-market capitalism to a classical, Constitution-as-written perspective, the Monkeys swing through current events with the grace of a three-legged primate on espresso.Expect lively debate, self-inflicted insults, historical references that may or m...
Watching Porn While Driving Episode
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Randy O brings about topics such as Chinese Rocket Junk in Minnesota, Woman Watching Porn While Driving, Retired Professor Raging at Robots, Politician Wins Election by Touting How Unqualified He Is and Myrtle Beach Cops Get Into Drawing Guns On Each Other Over Microwaved Fish...
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Duct Tape Your Spouse Episode
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Randy O takes the Monkeys on a wild ride with subjects like prosthetic beaks for birds, orgasms cure stuffy noses, man duct tapes wife to a chair so he can watch football in peace, cop steals dead man's home and the threshold to shut down AI proposed at 50 human lives....
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Uncooperative Monkeys!
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This week's uncooperative monkeys discuss a man driving a couch down a North Carolina road, NASA astronaut says UAPs are actually demons, a minister keeps getting the Rapture date wrong, Germans grab grabby robot, Killer Casey Anthony preaches morality to Shane Gillis and a left-wing politician named Hitler Mussolini wins Mayoral Election. Of course, the usual hilarity in between!!
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Beauty and the Beast Episode feat. Kari and Steve W.
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Special guests including beautiful Kari and (Silverback) Steve W. join us in the Monkey Barrell as Randy O'Ring brings us topics like armed toddlers, free rubbers with Popeye's Chicken, Woman Cannibalizes another Woman's Forehead, Child Predator Tours at the Zoo, Long Island Sink-hole Birthday and Improving Health by Ditching Vapes for Cigarettes....
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The Two Monkey Episode
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It is just Randy O and Tripp in the Monkey Barrell as they go through topics like man evades the law posing as a woman, blind man drives 150 miles, traffic lights that are accused of acting as weapons are damaged, AI is stumped by Hawaiian Shirts, an "Inconvenience Store" opens in San Fran and more....
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The Crap Filled Episode (w Mike C of Rebel Rabbit fame)
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The Monkeys are flinging the virtual poop from the studio as Randy O takes us down the trail of some feces filled stories! Our special guest Mike C, from Rebel Rabbit does his best to keep us in line!! We have a female athlete winning her event by defecating all over the field of play. Then a woman who flings a bucket of her stored poop at a neighbor she thinks is cheating with her husband. Other stories include Kash Patel defending bestialities in the FBI, Woman charged with sexual affair by pet and...
The Beetle Nut Episode
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Randy leads the Monkeys into wild and weird stories like a Cyborg Rescue Roaches, Man Stealing a Fire Truck from his Burning Home, a Man with a Meat Allergy Starts an Ostrich Ranch and Evidence of 25,000 Year Old Libertarians Using Psychedelic's in Indonesia.
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Death by Enlarged Penis
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Randy shares top topics like... Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure, smart flatulence underware developed, Fertility Doctor caught using his own material, Serial "Butt Sniffer" has been arested... again and guillotine smuggler caught in Washington DC. Not weird enough for you? Just give a listen...
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Robot Vaccuums Recording Cheating Wives
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In this episode Randy O brings up the following topics: Man Gets Jail Time for Using Robot Vacuum to Record Cheating Wife, Virginia Woman Wakes to Find Bat on Her Mouth, Truckload of Squid Spills Into Rhode Island Street in “Squidpocalypse of ’26”, 41-Year-Old Hospitalized After Supergluing His Urethra Shut to Treat Incontinence, and China’s Factory Automation Boom: More Than Two Million Robots Now at Work. Don't miss the wild fun!!
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Lemur Flaming Tampons Episode
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The Monkeys, lead down the Rebel Rabbit Hole with Randy O leading the way, delve into the weird and wonderful stories from around the world. This is the only podcast that features Lemurs and Flaming Tampons in the same show... Go on! Show us another one that would dare to air this stuff?!
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Black Widow Russian Brides
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Randy leads the group into topics like Russia's Black Widows, Bra Padding Cyclists, Suspicious Adult Toys, Nude Dining, Rampaging Monkeys and more...
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Feet Juice Revisited
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The Monkeys are back in studio and revisiting disgusting subjects like "feet juice" being sold in Asia. This, along with other hilariously absurd topics are addressed in our in studio return.
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The LAST Remote Monkeys for a While...
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This should be the LAST of the Monkeys having to record remotely for a while. Even with the distance between them, the crazy subjects and wild topics continue where hilarity continues!
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Special CONSPIRACY FRIDAY Edition (or Bohemian Grove Bill's Edition)
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This is a "special" Friday Edition of Microphone Monkey's featuring Bill Sevier. This will focus on the more conspiratorial mysteries that surround our lives. You can either be scared, or laugh. We chose the latter!
Is this going to branch off into its own podcast? Stay tuned and find out!!
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Second Edition of Remote Monkeys...
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While Tripp is still trying to record and produce from 400 miles away. Randy keeps the entire Monkey Barrel in check with topics like a man faking death to escape drunk driving charge, refrigerating humans, wild monkeys on the loose in Florida, high dog rescued off of a mountain and more...
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Premiere Mobile Edition of Microphone Monkeys
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This edition has the producer, Tripp, on assignment in North Georgia and the rest of the crew back home in the low country. This episode features some of the regular gags along with some truly disgusting subjects not suitable for listening while eating....
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Michael is in the Barrel!
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The Monkeys discuss Spine-Covered Caterpillars, Medicinal Diet Coke, Really Fast Spiders, Calculating Giraffes, Ft Wayne Man's Penis Bon Fire, Escaped Venomous Snakes and more...
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Newbie Bill and Some Psychedelics'!
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Randy introduces more mayhem to the Monkey Barrell with topics like Mass Produced Ultra-Bionic Humanoid Robots, 100+ Escaped Monkeys, Mexican Mayor pulls a Jusse Smollet, Scuba Diving Cockroaches, Dog Rental Apps, Tiny Gnome People, Empire State Building Climbers and more...
Plus, we introduce Bill to the fun...
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Strip Club Monkeys
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In this episode we explore Randy O having his Gentleman's Club cherry popped. CIAandMe your DNA share, Potato UAP's, T Rex fashion, Campground Toilet Diving, New York Sewer Dwellers, AI generated Amazon Rain Forest and more...
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Robot Toilet Pigeon Liver Episode
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Randy O leads the cast of monkeys down the trail of topics like Autonomous Robot Toilets, Robots That Pan-Handle, Magical Pigeon Livers, Boner Bears and more!!
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Myrtle Mania with Jeffrey Mixon
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This "Special Edition" for Microphone Monkeys is to get the word out about the BEST VALUE event gong on the Grand Strand currently... MYRTLE MANIA! (click to get tickets)
Tripp interviews the creator of the Myrtle Mania event, Myrtle Beach's own Jeffrey Mixon about the origins and fun to be had at Vizionz Lounge June 26, 27 July 3, 11, 17, 24, 31 and August 7 & 14.
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The AI Rat Crotch Panties Episode
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Once again, Randy leads the Monkeys down a trail of AI, Technology and Weird Stuff to talk about. The laughter never stops... but, it does get a bit philosophical in this episode. So hang tight and enjoy the ride!
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** SPECIAL ** Restoring the Status of the New Hampshire LP with Jeremy Kauffman
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Jeremy Kauffman jumps into the Monkey Pit for a special show on Restoring the Affiliate Status of the New Hampshire Libertarian Party. Although we have a few laughs, this is NOT a matter to be taken lightly. If you want to support the New Hampshire movement, go to saveLPNH.com . You can also visit our website and read our article in support of the LPNH.
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The Zuckerfish AI Butt Hole Episode
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In this episode, the monkeys address AI-Powered Pet Translators, Bio-Engineered Artificial Eggs, Manta Rays Anal Retention via Suckerfish, Shoplifter's Impossible "Body Cavity" Hiding Spot, Monkeys Eating Dirt, Armed 3-Year-Olds, and Japan's Robot Wolves...
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Randy O is Transitioning?!
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In this episode, Randy O is bragging about his transitioning... Along with our usual mayhem about AI, Animals, and living in a simulation. Tune in for the fun.
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Crazy, Cool... More AI and Animals...
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The Monkeys discuss and laugh about Robot monks, Alligator Fighting, Bear Insurance Fraudsters, Killer Pet Adoptions and more! Plus the Hoff suffers more abuse for our entertainment....
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The Episode That Stinks!
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These crazy Microphone Monkeys talk about music artists that invite the audience to sniff their armpits after performing, more AI related ridiculousness, old naked men offering gushers candy, men caught pretending to be women in marathons, fake AI health conditions and more nonsense!!!!
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Sick Monkeys... in Every Way
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These allergy induced rantings of the Microphone Monkeys broach the topics of fast and ping-pong playing robots, exploding wheel chairs, Old Gorillas, animals being chased by robots and quoting from the lost biblical text of "Pulp Fiction."
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AI, Animal Sex Organs and No Randy O
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The head of the Microphone Monkeys, Randy O, is out sick. So the monkeys are left unattended and unsupervised. Luckily, the Zen Master Darren came up with some interesting topics...
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Alligators, Rats and Elephants...Oh my?! This ain't Kansas Anymore Toto...
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In this hilarious animal filled episode, there are only 3 monkeys in the barrel. Which means unmerciful jabs at Dr. Zen and the Hoff.. who where not there to defend themselves! Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the Ark filled tom-foolery of the Microphone (not microsoft... Tripp, you idiot!) Monkeys!!!
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Monkeys discuss Quadriplegic Murderers, Robots Attacking Elderly Woman and More....
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Monkeys discuss Quadriplegic Murderers, Robots Attacking Elderly Woman and More....
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Serious Issues Like WAR!
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The monkeys try to tackle more serious issues in this episode. All the while, peppering it with libertarian hilarity and light heartedness.
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The Second Friday the 13th Show of 2026
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The monkeys discuss crazy sh*t like Olympic Ski Jumpers injecting acid into their crotch's, Coffin Meditation in Japan, Danes asking people for their house pets to be used as Zoo Food, and more madness from around the globe... into the monkey barrel!
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The Pigeon Invasion Episode!
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Here the Microphone Monkeys (sans Darren) discuss Russian Man's Pigeon Invasion, Tomatoes that smell like Buttered Popcorn, Smoking Crack as Healthcare, High Voltage Powerline Robots, and more Monkey Business!
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"Mouth Condoms", "alpine divorces", "realty listing demons" and more...
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The Monkey Mayhem continues with discussions about mouth condoms, Mar-a-Lago shootings, alpine divorces, therians, realty listings with demonic monsters, Asian Markets after AI-linked layoffs and more...
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Kung Fu Robots , AI gone Wild and More Monkey Business
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Randy leads the crew of the Monkey Barrell down the rabbit hole of subjects like Kung Fu Robots, Russian brain-implant pigeon drones, NASA can't stop asteroids, Trump's Boar of Peace, Epstein Files, UFO Files, Mamdani tax increases, Ramadan, Ash Wednesday, Chinese New Year and more...
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The Monkeys dive into subjects like Robots, AI, Bad Bunny and more...
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Randy, Darren, Steve and Tripp blather on about various subjects like AI Hallucination Sends Tourists to Non-Existent Attraction, Biometric Robot has Life Like Body Temperature, RFK, Jr. snorts cocaine off public toilet seats, and more...
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More Madness From the Monkey Barrell
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The monkeys once again tackle the topics of the day and more. Join the fun and nonsense with us every week!
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The Full Cast is in Studio and Healthy
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The entire band of monkeys are in studio and talking more monkey business from top news stories of the past week to the rediculous goings on in the world.
If you are local, you can join the fun LIVE at the Forum in Surfside Beach, SC. Have a coffee and donut... join in on the fun!
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The Bronchitis Edition
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In this "Bronchitis Edition" of Microphone Monkeys Randy fights through illness to bring news, joy and laughter to the listeners. He introduces a new regular to the show, the Kharma Kapitalist, Darrin!
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