Elias Katu's podcast
Here's How To Get An Extra Few Weeks Off As A High School Teacher
10 Satirical life hacks to help YOU (a high school teacher) an extra few weeks off work. join my Patreon and you can hear these a day or two earlier AND read my books AND get access to over 400 exclusive podcasts.
Here's How To Welcome Your New Neighbour To The Community
Every week I compile 10 satirical life hacks for hyper specific situations. This will leave your new neighbour feeling right at home.
Here's How To Get Out Of Babysitting Your Sister's Kids
Make them not trust you. Join Patreon to support the shows and for more content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Daily Update 328 - Age Proof Housing - Patreon Episode
Here is an example of what is on my Patreon. Patreon is a site that allows you to subscribe to me for extra content. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make Yourself More Attractive To Strangers
10 ways to make people find you more attractive. Join The Patreon www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Sneak A Root Vegetable Into The Function
An underground movement You can watch the video version unedited on Patreon ( I knew this one would make me laugh as I recorded it)
Here's How To Appear More Dangerous
10 satirical life hacks that could help you change the way people view you. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Would Ewe Rather #002 Turd Smoker
I am joined in the studio by OddAndCute for another round of Would Ewe Rather. 15 Unhinged would you rather questions that you can play along with at home. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe www.linktr.ee/oddandcute www.linktr.ee/cutevintages
Here's How To Make Your Kid Scared Of The Moon
10 Quick simple satirical steps to make your child scared of the moon - Earth's ONLY natural satellite. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Trick Your Neighbour Into Letting You Bathe Each Other
10 Absurdly bad "life hacks" for when your neighbours show zero interest in mutual bathing. From the old lady down the road to the guy across the street — plus a questionable Eric Clapton parody. Satire.
Here's How To Upset The Other Tenants In Your House-Share
10 Bad Life Hacks to Upset the Other Tenants in Your House-Share Tired of living in peace with your flatmates? Sick of polite note-leaving and shared cleaning rotas? Then have I got good news for you: this week I'm giving you 10 bad life hacks guaranteed to turn your house-share into a low-level warzone of passive-aggression, lingering smells, and mutual resentment. From milkk tips and bathroom ideas to advanced techniques for making everyone want to move out, these are the tips nobody asked for and everyone secretly needs. I normally turn rabbits into toasters and rats into pencil cases… but once a week...
Here's How To Assert Dominance In A Lift
Wanna be Top (Floor) Dog? Support the show by joining www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe 10 Satirical life hacks to help you dominate the other riders in the lift and ensure you are the dominant man OR WOMAN in that small confined box. I normally make rats into pencilcases but once a week I release a podcast too. I like to give terrible advice. This time there is a parody song at the end of the original Pokemon theme tune, from the perspective of a man that wants to be in charge of the elevator.
Live Show, The Cube Cinema, 2026
You can watch the video version on Youtube and Facebook. Probably even easier to find it on Patreon www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe
Here's How To stop Your Loved Ones from Sleeping
No rest for the wee kids. Support the show and get access to exclusive content for £3 www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make People Think You're A Scientist
It's been a while since we had a dig at "scientists" All the links www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe
Would Ewe Rather #001 - Old Man Milk
I am joined for another pilot episode by my Mrs, for a show that was her idea. Play along in the comments, did we make the right choices? Support the podcasts here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make The Woman From Facebook Marketplace Feel Uncomfortable When She Comes To Collect
She wants a bargain, but she's getting more than she bargained for. Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe
Facts & Fibbers: #001 Cat Blood BBL
Very exciting! OddAndCute took part in an episode. We will see what people think of this and if people enjoy it we will do more. Play along in the comments! Odd And Cute's links: www.linktr.ee/oddandcute Cute Vintages Links (Our Joint Account): www.linktr.ee/cutevintages My links: www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Relieve The Tension In The Hospital Waiting Room
Something to take their minds off what is no doubt going to be terrible news. support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Try my other podcast, Troof Seeking
Here's How To Make Someone Think You Have Hidden Food
It's important people think you are doing well www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for more content and to support the show
Here's How To Nail Your Father's Funeral
Buried or burned it doesn't matter. for more episodes and exclusive content go to www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make People Think You're Not scared Of Vampires
Man Will Sing (about anything) www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for extra episodes
Here's How To Make People Think Your Dog Has Gotten Sexier
She was looking a bit woof www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To make People Think You Keep Killing Cats
pspspspsps Support the show and get more content too www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Resurrect Graham Cambourne
HE WILL BE BACK support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe and get bonus episodes and more.
Here's How To Get Your Nan To Start Putting Out Again
It's time she gets back out there Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Damage The Relationship You Have Your Wife
Make that home environment frosty. Fat Pete Prints Discount Code is IHATEMYWIFE www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe
Swapcast: BilalDoesNotCare interviews WorldAroundEwe
Bilal will be editing this for his Youtube too and clipping it for his socials so if you see it about give it a look. Was a very fun, very silly interview. It is nice getting asked daft questions and being able to give daft answers. Bilal's Links: https://www.youtube.com/@bilaldoesnotcare
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Here's How To Fake Your Death To Avoid That Prior Commitment
Can't lie, not sure the Paul Simon song works www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make An Emergency Situation Worse
From bad to worse Support the show and get more www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Advertise Your Backstreet Caesarean Business
To help you get over the hump of marketing. For more content and to support the show - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe all other links www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Market An Air Fryer
Just a few ways to help you get your foot in the door in the Air Fryer game. Support the podcast by giving £3 a month and get downloads for all my books (saving about £9 compared to downloading them individually), get access to over 350 exclusive episodes of the podcast and get a message whenever I am about to list a new rat pencilcase. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How to Engineer A Creature
Who's the scientist now? Suport the show and get LOADS of exclusive content here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make People Think There Is A Governmental Body Trying To Secretly Replace Dogs with Identical Yet Sterilised Dogs
Get the message out there support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Get Fired
So you don't like earning money to survive? If you don't like having money why not support the show for £3 a month and get extra content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Dispose of Those Old Car Batteries
Don't be messing with batteries, you can be charged. Support the show and get more content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make Steve Think His Cat's Dead
Steve your cats deaaaaaaaaaad Want more episodes and to support the show? www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How You Can Upset A Chicken
When Chickens Cry support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Trick Them Into Thinking You Have A Microwave In Your Car
You get a full song in this one, don't think I've done that before. support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
Here's How To Make Steve Hankley's Wife Leave Him After His Recent Operation
She deserves a full Steve Support the show - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe
