The Mean Time

How dumb is Pat? That's the question of the day and YOU decide. This week we see Jared & Pat reminisce on the week that has passed and discuss in depth what it's like to come from humble beginnings and the reality of feeling out of place in a rich man's world. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Happy Halloween!!! Please give a warm mean machine welcome to our special guests this week - Langston & David from the "My Momma Told Me" Podcast. In this special Halloween episode the boys don't really talk about Halloween at all, but instead get down into the nitty gritty of basketball, celebrity interactions, literature and Tevin Campbell. “My Momma Told Me" recently moved over to Wave Sports and Entertainment, with Caleb Hearon serving as executive producer under his "So True" umbrella - new episodes drop every Tuesday. Fans can watch and listen to new episodes of “My Momma Told Me” on YouTube, Spotif...

Let this episode serve as a reminder that the views and opinions of Mr. John Patrick Gilchrist are not those of The Mean Time as a collective, as we reminisce on our high school days, bullies and our first time swearing. This week we also see the return of a much loved and dearly missed Crusty Rhodes, coming in to give some much needed advice to the masses and educate us (mainly Pat) on the Epstein Files! Enjoy! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for ...

This episode is a TRUE sequel!!!! The boys continue the Arby's saga and open Pat's eyes to a brand new world full of new opportunities (and heart burn). But that's not all! Jared & Pat talk about seeing Other Mommy on opening night and how the movie held up against their wild fantasies before Jared speaks on Metallica's latest controversy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

You wanna know the secret to getting rid of a common cold? Jared's got the answers for you! Tune in this week to unveil the secret foods to cure your sicknesses, watch Pat get educated on the iconic Arby's "Beef & Cheddar" & hear all the (very valid) reasons why you should go see the new Jessica Chastain movie in a theatre near you! (P.S maybe clear out your old instagram DM's to celebrities; you never know who might see them!) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal...

This week on The Mean Time, Jared & Pat are asking the REAL questions... Like, whats more important - athleticism or strength? What does it take to land a tray flip? What genre does the song "Come On, Eileen" fall under? Who from N-SYNC had a better solo career? And most importantly, how many leaky burgers can Jared make in 25 minutes and what's the secret ingredient? All will be answered TODAY on THE MEAN TIME! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Yo, listen up, here's the story. About a big nosed freak that lives in a blue world!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

PAT IS BACK FROM TOUR!!!! Maybe next time Macklemore can tag along! We heard he just became available!!!!! We don't know yet though, just an idea.. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Chiara is back and has a lot on her mind including the surprise of the century, how to celebrate Labor Day the way a true American should and what her favorite Dragon Ball Z characters look like naked!!!!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Stick around for a massive surprise at the end of the episode and also we apologize for murdering Ikuyo. She didn't deserve it. AVAST YE MATEYS YA HAARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

3, 6, 9! THE MEAN TIME! WE GONNA SOCK IT TO YA ONE MORE TIME! Sorry. Another absolute banger I gotta tell you these boys are on a roll so you can bet your bottom dollar the next episode is gonna suck! (Alternate Title: Bees In The Gazebo) Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The boys went crazy on this one. We're talking Smart House, Steven Seagal, Amber Alerts, and Rigid Lines all before Rocking The Dragon for like 10 minutes with a special phone appearance from the Sweetest Baby of all time! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE GOT NICK BACK ON THE POD BABY!!! Talking DBZ, Sushi, Seth Rollins, and The Odyssey. Is Pat the dumbest person in the world or is Jared a genius? I'll give you a hint, one of them is typing this right now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

SPIDER-MAN IS OUT AND THE BOYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! Spoilers are an understatement so please proceed with caution but also go watch this movie are you out of your mind? Shout out George Bush. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Soccer Moms is on the podcast and they are stealing the show! We're talking about blind horses, Italian folks, and how Sebastian Maniscalco gives Chicago a bad name! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The boys discuss Chris Nolan's The Odyssey and Jared has very reasonable responses to Patrick's super valid opinions on it. You know like a normal episode of The Mean Time. Also your high school bully shows up at the end. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The boys discuss James Bond, The Matrix, The Lord Of The Rings, and Randy Rhodes... no not that one. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Welcome to the Church of Jared Gaines of Latter-Day Saints! It is also a pyramid scheme and a cult, the details get fuzzy. Stick around, Patrick will most certainly be doing an oiled up/tarp down thing after general mass! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WILL NEFF IS HERE AND HE IS WAY FUNNIER THAN US. This was a humbling 4th of July experience and if you see either one of us in an improv class after this just know that Will Neff shamed us there. What a wonderful guy and a wonderful time to be alive. USA! USA! USA! USA! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THANK YOU FOR 2 YEARS OF THE MEAN TIME AND WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!! The most jam packed, all killer no filler, wild and exciting episode yet BY FAR. The boys take turns bringing in crazy surprises that will shock you and possibly kill you!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PATRICK AND JARED ABOUT JACKIE CHAN ARE ALL INCORRECT AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE MAN'S LEGACY OR MAYBE THEY SHOULD BUT REGARDLESS DON'T LISTEN TO US. Enjoy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jared gets Pat up to speed on the absolute SAGA that is Reckless Ben vs Bricks & Minifigs AND TELLS FUNNY JOKES LIKE HAHA FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BOMBS AND IT'S HAHA SO FUNNY JOKE TIME. Also the boys audition for a Dropout show. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE BEAST INSIDE IS CHAINED NO LONGER. Watch the boys become the fallen angels they were always meant to be or something. Comment your favorite lyric to prove your inner darkness is wild and untamed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHAT A HACK!!! Jared finds a bunch of really super healthy and sustainable ways to lose weight and that makes Patrick scared and jealous of his lifestyle and physique. Patrick is very sorry for all the native people living on endoctored land and he will vote for whoever you think is best in the upcoming election to change that or keep it the same. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

The boys celebrate their 100th episode with five puppies!!! And almost all of them lived so that's good! We do a little Q&A from our Patrons. Love ya'll, thank you for supporting the show! Check out Pawsitive Beginnings LA! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Carter Ace joins the boys and they discuss Rush Hour, Madea, and Michael Jackson while Pat gets a much needed shave! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Jared let's loose and that's a big mistake. Maybe Pat will ride off into the sunset on a Harley Davidson about it. Regardless the boys are talking Michael and Avengers Doomsday and what to do if a girl is bullying you in school. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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The boys are trapped in the Adirondacks and the only way out is to uhhh... The boys take a trip to Boston where everyone says uhhh... The boys think that all the Juggalos should uhh... Well why don't you tune in and all will be revealed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING AND WE SERVE NO MASTER. Che Durena is on The Mean Time and Jared and Patrick have been fully stunlocked. I'd like to tell you what was said in this episode but the whole thing feels like a salvia trip and I feel dumber having watched it. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

IT'S SO HAAAAARD TO SAY GOODBYEEEE TO BUTTERFREEEEEEE!!!! Welcome to Jared's newest hyper-fixation and Pat's newest nightmare! Watch the boys try to win over TBS to finally get that show they've been talking about! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

(Patreon Shoutout is at 14:45) Well it finally happened. Pat set a swift pace that Jared just couldn't match. Audio listeners I want you to genuinely describe what you think Pat looks like from context clues alone. May God have mercy on your souls. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Pat does his best cougar impression while Jared recovers from a trip to the emergency room and the recent death of Mark the producer! Tropic Thunder is the greatest movie ever filmed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Stand Up Comedian Wyatt Feegrado AKA Jesus Christ of Nazareth has joined the podcast and shockingly brings up Pokemon before Pat gets a chance! Strap in for a wild ride while the boys talk about Catholicism, Osama Bin Laden, and the difference between LA homeless and San Diego homeless! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK BACK, BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN, JARED'S BACK BACK BACK, TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND!!! Everyone report to the podcast studio and witness Pat dressed up in a skimpy lil outfit for the second week in a row if you can believe it. You can tell Jared's back because he won't shut up about how we used to live in a society! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

I'M SEEING DOUBLE. Honey Revenge joins Patrick for the last day of Black History Month. LETS GO. Have fun! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Gabe and Luke from the podcast TRAPPED ON THE INTERNET join Patrick while Jared is gone! So much check out their show and socials! I'll see ya with another special guest next week! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Come with us on an adventure from ancient Egypt to Babylon all the way to Macedonia because Jared got it confused with Mesopotamia! We're talkin kinks! We're talkin 9/11! Tony has returned from the dead! WE'RE COMIN AT YA LIVE! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

"Belle Delphine sells her bath water one time and now I can't wear sandals!" STRAP IN MEANIES THE DOGS ARE OUT. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.