The Morning Crow

Hi Sharks! Today I'm seeking no money at all for 100% retention rate on my radio show, the MORNING CROW! This week, Eamon and Austin craft the worst product ever pitched to Shark Tank while Nick gets screened for breast cancer. Enjoy the show!

On this week's Morning Crow, Nick crowns the fattest bear in America, Eamon leaks the winner of the Super Bowl, and Austin creates a new guessing game using Letterboxd star ratings.

Live from Chicago, it's the MORNING CROW! On this episode, Nick, Eamon and Austin drafting the current SNL cast to their 5-person fantasy team. Eamon also tells us its okay to do a Jamaican accent because that is something he is allowed to do. All this and more on this week's MORNING CROW!

On this week's Morning Crow, Eamon and Austin determine once and for all what the worst kind of guy is, argue about which one of Alvin and the Chipmunks is hottest, and compete in a Hyrox race.

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin applies to be a contestant on The $100,000 Pyramid, Eamon endorses an inclusive Sportsbook app, and Nick doubts the Miracle on the Hudson. All this and more on this week's epic, swashbuckling, spine-tingling edition of the MORNING CROW!

Labor Day is OVER! GET BACK TO WORK! We're back in the studio with a new Morning Crow. This week, Eamon pulls the strings of global capital, Nick finds the funniest photographs ever taken, and Austin swears to never ever watch Apocalypse Now.

On this magical episode of The Morning Crow, the boys meld their minds together into one organism, Austin dunks on musical comedy, and Nick confesses his love for Moose Tracks ice cream.

Cockadoodledoo that's what they say! On this week's show: Nick takes a much needed leave for a live-saving medical procedure, we discuss the ethics of fake sign language, the Freedom 250, and the return of our favorite segment on the show!

Hee Haw! That's not the sound a rooster makes, that's a Donkey! But it's still the MORNING CROW!!! On this week's show, Nick discovers his love for macaques, Austin turns into Mikhail Gorbachev, and Eamon lists every single movie with a car in it.

On this week's Morning Crow: Nick really goes through it. I'm not gonna spoil it in the description but dang. It's not good. Anywho... Nick and Austin miss their buddy Eamon who they now have to replace, they boys talk about a trip to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and Nick's teeth fall out live on air! All of this excitement and more on The Morning Crow!

On this episode of The Morning Crow, Eamon and Austin (Nick's out sick) cover The Odyssey movie review, Shane Gillis' record-breaking stadium show, star sightings at the WNBA All-Star Game (Jason Sudeikis, Malala), and whether Spike Lee's Old Boy remake is worth watching. Then it's news time: the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger gets paused, a mystery caller weighs in, and we break down Mayo's 75-year All-Ireland football curse. Plus: Subway's ownership trends, the GLP-1/protein boom, Orange Theory talk, Trump 2028 predictions, and a new round of Wheel of Everything. And of course, the Bird of the Week.

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On this week's Morning Crow: Computer Guy has gone missing. Austin and Nick talk about auteur filmmakers in the MCU, take the US citizenship test, and we protect Hasbullah from those who might want to harm him!

On This Week's MORNING CROW, Nick ranks the best adaptations of The Odyssey, Eamon calls on an old friend to learn about football, and Austin inhales the moisture stored in his cerebellum.

Ah shoot guys. We got kicked out of our studio today, Austin is helping them pack up while Nick and Eamon are left to keep the show going as best they can. Will they succeed? Will it be a complete waste of time? Find out on today's MORNING CROW!

Love is in the air on today's Morning Crow! On this episode, the boys discuss what celebrities they'd invite to their dream wedding, the president intervenes with the broadcast yet again, and Eamon drinks a big bottle of Fiji water. Seriously this thing is massive.

On today's Morning Crow, Nick does close up magic tricks, Austin pitches a sequel to Little Miss Sunshine, and Eamon picks his World Cup winner by the quality of the country's food.

The Morning Crow takes to the high seas! Live from a summer cabin in the middle of nowhere, the boys go fishing, sing songs, and melt in the sun.

It's a sad day here at the Morning Crow, Nick has passed on and donated his organs to his car. Austin confesses his undying love for Tom Holland and Eamon tries to determine which professional sports league is the most like the Democratic party.

On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon translates some ancient Mesopotamian comedy, Nick reveals his Tony Award picks, and Austin sends a deer flying with his brand new car.

On this politically charged episode of The Morning Crow, Eamon argues to make bedtime a constitutional right, Austin finds a skinwalker outside of his house, and Nick gives us a lesson on how to not break character on camera.

Austin is GASSY on this week's Morning Crow and he makes it EVERYONE'S problem. Eamon recaps the Wienie 500 and Nick proposes a new definition to the word "trilogy"

On This Week's Morning Crow, Nick dresses like Dale Earnhardt, Austin cheats at Movie Blackjack, and Eamon sells the boys on the sweet taste of stallion milk.

Eamon needs to STOP TALKING. Just so annoying in this episode. He's just bulldozing through Nick and Austin playing games, having fun, great banter, flirting...all of that ruined by Eamon's attitude and lack of professionalism. Goodness. Watch this train wreck. Gosh.

t's time to play the music It's time to light the lights! It's time to cock the doodle on the Morning Crow tonight! Haha like the Muppet Shpw. Anyway, Comedian Joseph Walsdorf joins us in the studio today with a special Mothers' Day message. Nick makes us play FMK with the Muppets, Austin tests our Star Wars knowledge, and Eamon breaks down Golden Tempo's historic Kentucky Derby win.

We're on the Highway to Heck today, morning birds! On this week's Morning Crow, Eamon picks the newest NFL team's name, Nick buys a house in Hackensack, and Austin names every AC/DC song by just the drum beat alone.

On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon talks to the half marathon world champion, Austin teaches us about an ongoing ape war, and Nick makes the gang do their best quick celebrity impressions.

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin attempts to blind rank over 20,000 randomized nouns, Eamon starts a clothing line, and Nick pitches his gritty reboot of Paddington. All this and more on THE MORNING CROW!

On Today's Morning Crow, Nick tests Eamon and Austin's knowledge of his own past, Austin makes us guess some more silent celebrity impressions, and The gang says a loving farewell to Sugar the Surfing Dog.

Cock-a-doodle-doo, good morning and welcome back to the Morning Crow! In this episode Nick does his best Jimmy Fallon impression, Austin tells us about Wrestlemania, and the gang casts The Super Smash Bros. Movie!

Cock-a-doodle-doo, govna! It's the Morning Crow, innit? In this episode Eamon breaks a curse from a witch, Austin builds the perfect fictional basketball team, and we get a glimpse into our British spinoff series!

Cock-o-the-doodle do ya! It's the St. Paddy's Day special of the Morning Crow! This week, Eamon and Austin fill out their March Madness bracket, learn some Irish History, and live react to the Dune Part 3 Trailer!

The gang discusses Austin's girlfriends top movies, the World Gravy Wrestling Championship, and reveal an EXCLUSIVE first look at the full cast of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie! Rev up those fryers and get ready for another edition of The Morning Crow!

On this week's Morning Crow, Austin does some silent celebrity impressions, Nick makes us recast the Justice League with professional athletes, and Eamon resurrects a bit from our podcasting past.

Lights, Camera, Action! It's time for The Morning Crow! This week we're joined by comedian, producer, and card carrying cinephile Jonah Jurkens as we try to guess the top 250 highest rated movies on IMDb.

Happy Wednesday! On this week's Morning Crow, The boys break down Forbes' top 250 Americans list, Austin introduces us to his AI assistant, and Eamon Determines what sport is the most Christian.

On Today's Morning Crow, Nick learns what happened to Nelson Mandela, Austin creates the hardest movie guessing game in the world, and Eamon introduces the gang to his new favorite sport.

t's Super Bowl Sunday! Except it's Wednesday morning and the Super Bowl hasn't happened yet. But we have access to the crazy concoction that might propel the Patriots to victory in the big game! We also play the world's hardest Wordle and talk about who we hope doesn't show up on a certain island list. All this and more on THE MORNING CROW!

Guys. This is not a drill. Music legend BOB DYLAN is really here with a hueg exclusive announcement! Oh yeah and an archaeologist calls in and Eamon books a food mascot royal rumble and all the usual stuff. Only on this week's Morning Crow!

Oscar nominations are coming soon, so Eamon and Austin make some bold claims on who will receive all the glory and try to guess what hijinks Conan O'Brian and Company will get up to. All this and more on today's Morning Crow!

Ayyy I'm broadcastin' here! Today we're joined by comedian, actor, and Chicago darling Dan Cass as we discuss the dangers of the ocean blue, fix Saturday Night Live, and write a sequel to the Super Bowl Shuffle.