A Den of Bros

They're back and energised after their long absence, with a special themed episode of A Den of Bros. That's right, you asked for it, and this episode is all about Greek mythology.

Topics discussed:

The most underrated Greek god.Caraden tries to wrangle Linden's emotional state.Which of Heracles Labours do you think you could do?Linden is really horny for Zeus, like REALLY horny.Ancient Greeks hated women (and so does God of War).A guy with a hundred hands? Sounds hot.Linden impressively passes Caraden's Zeus quiz.

Linden didn't have a...

This is not a bit, any subsequent episodes we record that are worse than this one will not be published. We promise this is the worst episode we will ever have.

Topics discussed:

Linden criticises Caraden's consumption of media.Something about the flaps on zeppelins.Why don't aliens like us?Complaining about the PS5.Caraden is sleepy.Linden has to pee.If ninjas were tigers and lions were samurai, what are we even talking about?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Season of the Witch (1973)

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is...

On this special Kill All Straight People Day episode of A Den of Bros, Linden and Caraden continue the immortal trend of being cool little men :)

Topics discussed:

How great Hever Castle is.Friday 13th rituals to help improve your life!Employee Assistance programs refuse to give employees assistance.A special guest has to poop!Ill advised pushup contest between brothers.Who would you take on a desert island who can hang and also wouldn't eat you.Fascismwatch: it's still happening.Who is the most romantic tube station to go on a date with?How do...

The bros are a week late and still tired, but not too tired to sit down and talk for an hour.

Topics discussed:

Surprise new My Chemical Romance album.Caraden talks about boring space mumbo-jumbo.How many eggs can you fit in your mouth?Justice Smith appreciation.The successor to Vape.Who is the most powerful ghost?Little Miss Sunshine is 20.Which vegetable is sexiest?

Tarot draw for this week: Ace of Pentacles and reversed Queen of Wands, indicating a divine gift and chaos.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Boy (2010).

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In their sleepiest episode yet, Linden and Caraden are extremely sleepy loveable boys who crack each other up:)

Topics discussed:

* Should you leave your dentist who does a bad job but is funny?

* Caraden lists all the presidents he can in 90 seconds.

* Caraden’s Pedantic and/or Obscure Fact of the Week

* Minnesota VS ICE shoutouts

* How do you read?

* The best way to play strategy games (is with a drawing tablet display monitor)

* Tarot draw for the week is strong and powerful an...

In their shortest episode yet, Linden talks less and Caraden doesn't talk more.

Topics discussed:

When do the seasons start?Why is it called the Poop Deck?Yoshi bites his toenails.Boy games.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Incident at Loch Ness (2004).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Nick Nolte VS Gary Busey.

It's the most magical time of year. That's right: FUTUREWATCH. Every second the year continues, the magic continues to deplete until the year dies. I don't make the rules: I just observe them. From the magic observatory. I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT TO PUT HERE:

Topics discussed:

Futurewatch: every year we stray further and further from Back to the Future Part 2.The Bell Riots (2023) and the Irish Reunification of 2024.Modding a Gameboy Colour on new year's eve during a party.The Golden Brothers awards.An ostensibly fun fact about religious hats?

Linden's movie recommendation...

In this very special NEW YEAR'S episode, Linden and Caraden review their goals for 2025 and ultimately decide that it was pretty mid.

Topics discussed:

How would you eat a dog?Should Linden get a Steam Deck?Why dogs don't sweat.What is a factoid?Why is it so hard to make things?What is pea & ham in songwriting?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Knight Riders (1981).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Neil Druckman VS Sean Baker.

In this very special SECULAR UNICORN DAY episode, Linden and Caraden are extremely low energy but ultimately find the inner festive unicorn day strength to persevere and have an excellent brotherly time.

Topics discussed:

The stupidest thing you've ever said in class before.What actually constitutes a fun fact.Emails are still really hard.NEW SEGMENT: Linden's Stupid Questions Corner -- something about ancient Greece and Rome? I don't know honestly most of this episode is about Linden being stupid in a variety of ways.Why oranges aren't actually real.Caraden quizzes Linden about geography and...

In this episode, Linden and Caraden discuss a myriad of super duper interesting things that will make your SKIN CRAWL and your BONES EXPLODE. Perhaps. Caraden has left so I am writing this one on my own and I am extremely bored.

Topics discussed:

Caraden's friend Shmit.The awesome game Kraken Hunters we invented but is too dangerous to actually play.Netflix's aquisition of Warner Bros and why this sucks and Caraden is cancelling his Netflix subscription (and also because they're getting rid of DS9)Emails are really hard.Linden quizzes Caraden about video games and...

In this not inaugeral episode, Linden and Caraden discuss topics of a serious and moderately unserious nature, including but not limited to:

The US striking a Venezuelan ship and killing 11 people, which is either a war crime or a regular crimeThe movies Gladiator and Terrified (2017)What the game of the year is and which one it is (it's Morrowind)Quentin Tarantino sucks and whyLinden is very stupid and confuses Milo Yanopololosis and Yanis VaroufakisGraduation

Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jeffree Star VS James Charles

In our inaugural episode, we will add this later.

TOPICS DISCUSSED:

the creeping spread of fascismmount and blade: bannerlord war sailsThe Zone of Interestthe chancellor's budget 2025IT'S BRO DAY TODAY!!! HAPPY BRO DAY, US!!!!