Going Yard

This week on Going Yard, Jake has too many bay leaves, Alex has a new haircut (allegedly), and the Eagles have officially entered their rebuild era.

Alex kicks things off with a culinary adventure through Newark's Portuguese Ironbound neighborhood, complete with flaming chorizo, custard tarts, and one port too many. Then he reveals how an AI-generated haircut photo convinced Jake that his twin had gone full Cooper DeJean.

Meanwhile, Jake introduces a new Catan tradition: winners get to permanently name a sheep card. Naturally, a Domino's feast and some college nostalgia are involved.

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Halloween is over, the clocks have changed, and Jake and Alex are back with a new approach to Going Yard.

The brothers kick things off with a debate about how to win over animals, from suspicious cats to protective dogs, before recapping a packed Halloween weekend featuring Princess Bride costumes, Superman, bar crawls, karaoke ambitions, and the annual chaos of celebrating in Pennsylvania.

Then it's time to go around the horn.

The Eagles have lost six straight, and Jake and Alex are running out of explanations. Is the season already over? Should Philadelphia...

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Jake and Alex are finally back from their travels, and apparently all they needed was 11 hours of sleep, some lavender, and a little pillow origami.

Jake recounts his perfect Philadelphia fall Saturday, complete with a Halloween parade, a Reading Terminal Market food tour, a Rocky-inspired meat-punching attraction, and the discovery that lavender ice cream belongs in coffee.

Meanwhile, Alex attends a networking event at a former Love Is Blind filming location, encounters a fighter known for punching people with cannolis, and tours four Philadelphia apartments ranging from Diagon Alley to a luxury s...

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The boys are back, and apparently weddings, mermaids, and Creed are taking over Going Yard.

Alex kicks things off with a Point Pleasant getaway, some questionable haircut memories, and a reminder that he might be the only person with a designated shirt for every day of the workweek.

Meanwhile, Jake heads to Sacramento to officiate Brittany and Jared's wedding, where the festivities include an Ironman competition sharing the hotel, the return of the Carrot Top debate, and a trip to a nearly empty dive bar featuring a live mermaid swimming a...

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The boys are back from Italy, and there is a LOT to unpack.

Jake and Alex recap their trip to northern Italy for Cassidy and Ken’s wedding, starting with an improvised twin reunion on the airplane and a welcome party that somehow ends with an Italian DJ ordering an unreasonable amount of focaccia.

From a tiny hillside hotel and a beautiful family vineyard to a wedding reception featuring Mago Mago, the Italian magician who might have overstayed his welcome, the brothers relive the highlights of an unforgettable trip. There’s also the...

Fall is here, football is back, and Alex is already creating workplace problems after accidentally telling a coworker he had a weekend date with Chris Hansen instead of RedZone host Scott Hanson.

From there, Alex recaps a great weekend before attempting a peaceful James Taylor commute in the increasingly unreliable Bitty Buggy—complete with rain coming through the window, a broken windshield wiper scraping the glass, and an extra 40 minutes of traffic.

Meanwhile, Jake impulsively buys an enormous jar of pickles before reigniting the year-long Walk to Mordor controversy. After his new phone mysteriously credits hi...

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Football is officially back, but first Jake and Alex have some important business to handle. The guys recap a weekend featuring suspiciously “healthy” Muddy Buddies, frisbee golf, an overly intense pickleball opponent, and Jake’s descent into underwear, vegetables and football during his week home alone with Pippin.

Jake’s new phone brings tragedy when nearly 1,600 miles of Fantasy Hike progress disappear, while Patty’s AI dog-sitting video inspires the unfortunately named “Patty Pets Pets.” Alex counters with a chaotic weekend of his own involving work happy hour strategy, an armpit-smelling request, a doomed coffee table, a...

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Episode 50! Jake returns from a Vegas bachelor party physically depleted but spiritually fulfilled—and finally answers the question Going Yard listeners have been waiting weeks to hear: Was Carrot Top worth it?

Before getting there, Alex recaps a football kickoff party featuring five TVs, backyard competitions, beer helmets, tackling dummies, and increasingly questionable contests. Then Jake takes us through the full Vegas marathon: four hours of sleep, Excalibur buffet strategy, yardstick drinks, Stadium Swim, college football in 100-degree heat, and a bachelor party slowly losing its grip on reality.

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Jake and Alex are one episode away from 50, and football season has officially arrived.

Alex starts with the Eagles preseason game that never happened: free tickets, a last-minute meetup with Andrew, brutal stadium traffic, $50 parking, and the eventual decision to simply give up and go home. Meanwhile, Jake’s considerably calmer weekend at a local historic museum uncovers Yardley family history, a 1700s ferry operation, and confirmation of his long-running theory that old taverns were spaced roughly a day’s horse ride apart.

Naturally, this reignites Jake’s dream of creating a commun...

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Jake comes straight from a run and Alex arrives in his trusty “Bitty Buggy” as the brothers kick things off debating which Mario Kart and movie vehicles best represent their cars. From there, they fully embrace their Funcle Era, recounting the decision to attend their five-year-old nephew’s birthday dressed as Minions—including a costumed Wawa run and the crushing realization that the birthday boy wasn’t particularly impressed.

Alex recaps another date in Philadelphia, nearly misses a romantic opportunity at a singles event, and may have manifested his future Dalmatian...

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Football is officially back, which means Going Yard is slowly returning to its roots—but not before Jake and Alex solve late-stage capitalism.

The brothers open by imagining a dystopian future where everything in your own home is a microtransaction, from vending-machine refrigerators to a 29-cent bidet experience. After recapping the Phillies’ Field of Dreams game, Jake discovers the emotional toll of the “toll troll,” while Alex arrives at work to find a tiny bird terrorizing his coworkers.

Then Jake prepares for yet another bachelor party in Vegas and makes an increasingly passiona...

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Jake and Alex are back after another packed summer weekend, starting with an unexpectedly wholesome encounter between two strangers running through a downpour. That somehow leads directly into Jake’s newest lifestyle change: joining the bidet community and discovering the invigorating power of what Alex dubs the “Sphincter Ice Plunge.”

The brothers recap their fantasy football league’s WWE Royal Rumble draft lottery before realizing their twin powers are apparently back after showing up to a birthday party—and the podcast itself—in nearly identical outfits. From there, it’s a weekend of first birthdays, eng...

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After months of planning, Jake and Alex finally get to play tour guide as longtime friends Tanner and Aubrey visit Philadelphia for the first time. From Wawa jokes years in the making to boozy history tours, Liberty Bell selfies, Angelo's cheesesteaks, and an unforgettable Michelin-recognized pasta dinner, the brothers break down what makes Philadelphia—and Bucks County—feel like home. 

Along the way, they reminisce about childhood memories at the family picnic, debate what city they'd most want to give tours in, share stories from New Hope and Lambertville, discover the perfect dirty pasta water...

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After last week's power outage, the brothers are finally back with a packed episode. Jake recounts a grooming disaster that accidentally leaves him with a brand-new beard style right before a triple date in Philadelphia, while Alex embraces his inner cowboy at a chaotic singles line dancing event that somehow leads to networking opportunities instead of romance. Along the way, they reminisce about their early days in Los Angeles, landing TV gigs, and why Double Dare 2000 still deserves more respect. 

The conversation then shifts to adulthood as Jake shares his first experience w...

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After a packed couple of weeks, the guys catch up on everything from new commutes and Phillies games to summer storms and house hunting. Alex shares the infamous "Murphy Ball" story involving an automated dog toy that turns into absolute chaos, gives another update on his ongoing friendship with Fawny the neighborhood deer, and recaps a surprisingly entertaining night at Piccolo's market featuring free pizza, Cutco knives, cigars, and live music.

Jake updates everyone on Pippin's new scratching post obsession, recounts a great dinner at the renovated Pineville Tavern, and tells the...

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After a few busy weeks, the guys are back catching up on everything from new jobs to beach trips. Alex shares the reality of his first few weeks in corporate life, including officially breaking up with SEPTA after multiple train delays and a derailment, while Jake checks in from the Jersey Shore with a virtual beachside recording setup and updates on Pippin's newest cat furniture. 

The conversation bounces through prison-style home workouts, mini golf, three-scoop ice cream disasters, childhood memories of the infamous "Federal Deficit" sundae, and surprisingly detailed bedtime routines involving m...

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Part 2 picks up right where the Tahoe trip starts to spiral. Jake heads into a 23-person bachelor party split across multiple houses, complete with a custom documentary premiere for the groom, a tippy Jeep ride through the mountains, and a Lake Tahoe boat day fueled by tequila, Creed, and enough personalities to fill three separate reality shows. From there it turns into full bachelor-party anarchy: casino losses, Wildcard and his crypto wallet collection, zombie golf, first-shower-of-the-weekend admissions, and a showdown between an angry Englishman and a drunk cowboy. 

Meanwhile, Alex gives the u...

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Going Yard is back after a couple-week hiatus, and the guys have a lot of life to catch up on. Jake recaps a weekend in Easton, Pennsylvania full of rooftop drinks, a sprawling beer garden, a cold plunge in a stream, and a farmer’s market coffee order under the alias “cool guy in a bucket hat.” He also shares why Easton feels like the kind of place where a tiny comedy speakeasy could absolutely thrive. 

Alex brings the chaos with an all-time soccer bar story from Doylestown during a USA World Cup mat...

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This week on Going Yard, the guys are operating at maximum chaotic energy. Alex prepares for his new job and debates how much Eastern philosophy is too much Eastern philosophy for a first impression, while Jake proudly unveils his growing collection of Montreal souvenirs and water bottle stickers. 

The weekend recap features a celebratory double date, cigars, shuffleboard rivalries, old fashions, and a pair of golf outings that somehow turn into a high school reunion. The guys relive bunker meltdowns, Ruben Studdard nostalgia, and the creation of the unofficial Adolis Garcia Fan C...

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This week starts with an unexpectedly deep discussion about hydration strategy, coffee schedules, tea habits, and the dangers of having four beverages on your desk at once. From there, the guys recap a surprisingly packed weekend that included Haze Fest, Newtown Ice, Phillies baseball, dive bar jukebox politics, and the ongoing recovery from the Montreal bachelor party. 

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This week on Going Yard, the guys recap their absolutely chaotic Montreal Formula 1 bachelor party weekend. What starts with a discussion about burnt popcorn, expired food logic, and workplace microwave disasters quickly escalates into one of the wildest travel stories they’ve told yet. Alex details a six-hour airline customer service nightmare, a 2AM emergency road trip through storms and fallen trees, and a duct-tape car repair mission on the side of the highway before even crossing into Canada.

Once the crew finally reunites in Montreal, the weekend becomes a blur of ra...

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This week on Going Yard, the guys accidentally turn into sports analysts while trying to explain why Victor Wembanyama has transcended basketball and entered full pop culture status. From there, the episode spirals into pure nostalgia with deep dives into childhood arcade spots like TNT and KahunaVille, pinball machine dreams, and the golden age of mall culture.

Alex recaps a wildly social weekend featuring cigar lounges, Zebra Stripe Whale ice cream, yacht rock margarita nights, trampoline card games, and one of the strangest encounters he’s had in the wild. Meanwhile, Jake sh...

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This week on Going Yard, the guys spiral from hats and parfaits into one of the most aggressively suburban episodes yet. Jake unveils his growing “hat wall,” Alex debates the ethics of murdering flies mid-podcast, and somehow the conversation evolves into pot pie diplomacy, local Pennsylvania IPAs, and double-date statistics that are beginning to look suspiciously high.

The episode features Jake’s now-infamous “Pot Pie Power Play,” a failed attempt to socially strong-arm friends into eating heavy winter comfort food in May, followed by an emergency pivot to Rita’s water ice diplomacy. T...

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This week on Going Yard, the guys fully embrace becoming “Philly guys.” Alex recaps running the Broad Street Run through the streets of Philadelphia, complete with packed subway rides, Fireball shots mid-race, Wawa pregame strategy, Rocky energy, and strangers high-fiving across the city. Meanwhile, Jake details his chaotic morning golf round featuring emergency shoe repairs, oatmeal chemistry experiments, and one of the funniest “How’d you golf?” conversations of all time.

The episode also dives into brewery culture somehow turning into daycare culture, accidental adult “friend dating” as married couples in a new town, and...

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This week’s episode kicks off with one of the all-time stories—Alex shows up late to an interview after walking through Philly with a completely broken “Pac-Man” shoe, somehow turning disaster into a solid performance. From there, the guys recap a packed weekend: baby shower celebrations, bar takeovers, and a surprisingly competitive darts showdown powered by questionable Spotify DJ choices.

Alex shares a wild night out where their childhood pizza spot, Piccolo’s, has somehow transformed into a full-blown nightclub—complete with generational chaos and near-disasters on the dance floor. Meanwhile, Jake dives in...

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We’re back. No guests, no side quests—just the two of us—and somehow this NYC trip turned into way more than we bargained for!

We both head into the city, do the whole thing: Staten Island ferry, a random Irish bar with a $500 whiskey we absolutely did not buy (but will be back for in 2029), and then the Daniel Radcliffe one-man show, which was honestly incredible. Full audience participation, sock puppet-level commitment—the whole deal.

Alex has his cinematic train ride moment immediately snapped by pure New York chaos, I’m in the ho...

In this episode, we discuss nostalgic memories from youth and high school, and explore recent gaming trends, including the rise of the new extraction shooter, Arc Raiders. Neil shares his insights on the differences between old-school playgrounds and modern online communities, highlighting how culture and technology intertwine.

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Get ready for an episode packed with quirky food obsessions, nostalgic movie conversations, and unexpected adventures from the local brewery to space missions. Jake and Alex take us on a lively ride through their recent escapades, filled with humor, insights, and a pinch of randomness that makes life deliciously unpredictable.Main topics include:

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Join Alex and Jake as they navigate a potpourri of topics—from transforming an office into a golf paradise to reminiscing about childhood and discussing upcoming Olympic events. Whether it's the latest movie critiques, hilarious stories about their past, or plans for future adventures, this episode is a tapestry of humor, nostalgia, and spontaneous chatter.

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In this episode, hosts Jake and Alex dive into a variety of topics ranging from their playful antics during the podcast, snippets of their running routines, to a lively discussion about sports, concerts, and quirky personal stories. Whether you're into baseball, mental games, or hearing humorous tales from the wild world of online chats, this episode offers a fun mix of entertainment and insights.Key topics: 

We're back with updates on Jake's cross-country move, hotel hacks, and hilarious roadside mishaps. Dive into local adventures, food tips, and unexpected encounters that make life interesting.

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x| Channel Announcement! |March 12th, 2026 

Jake has made his trek across the country, but is waiting for his belongings-- including podcast equipment-- to make it to him. Stories to come! 

Podcast will pick back up on the normal hours next week! 3/19/26

Thanks for hanging with us! 

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In this episode, Jake and Alex take us on a nostalgic journey through their favorite childhood music memories, like Kid Cudi's "Up Up and Away," and share the story of Alex's unforgettable road trip from LA to Pennsylvania. They chat about their favorite TV shows and movies, including "The Intern" and "The Last Dance," and dive into some lively sports talk, covering NBA updates and team dynamics. Along the way, they brainstorm creative ideas for a TV show about NFL scouting, blending humor and storytelling. It's a fun mix of personal stories, cultural insights, a...

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Jake and Alex bounce from life updates and personal growth to everyday chaos, including the Girl Scout cookie craze and NBA All-Star Weekend reactions. They share thoughts on seeing The Book of Mormon, debate the rise of Waymo, and tell a wild eavesdropping story that unexpectedly turns into a reflection on life and mortality.

The episode wraps with lighter fare — monster trucks, gravediggers, and the strange balance between human ambition and nature.

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00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties
02:30 Navigating Life Changes and Personal Growth
05:32 The Girl Sco...

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Alex and Jake bounce from Super Bowl snacks and Winter Olympics watch parties to middle school musical reviews and a frigid night at a Doylestown saloon. They relive game-day rituals, big plays, commercials, and halftime chaos—plus what the Eagles might do next—before detouring into Olympic “Gold Zone” binges, a 49ers doc spiral, and an unexpectedly awkward ex-dentist encounter. As always, it’s football, nostalgia, and brotherly nonsense in equal measure.

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00:00 Super Bowl and Winter Olympics Excitement
03:11 The Olivia Dean Journey
06:08 Middle School Musical Adventures
09:09 Weather and the Arctic...

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Movie snacks spark the debate, weekend stories take a turn, and before we know it we’re deep into Super Bowl talk.

We hit QB development, coaching decisions, Super Bowl picks, and even squeeze in some Sixers chaos — all with brotherly nonsense along the way.

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00:00 The Kiki and Movie Experience
02:57 Movie Snacks and Theatrical Etiquette
05:59 Trader Joe's Snack Selection
08:57 The Lord of the Rings Movie Experience
12:00 Family Time and Movie Memories
15:01 Weekend Adventures and Hibernation
18:01 Planning Double Dates and Shared Calendars
20:48 Portland Trip...

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Alex and Jake are all over the map in the best way. They talk winter adventures, snow headaches, and why Olivia Dean’s music has been on repeat lately. Things spiral (naturally) into Survivor chaos, a surprisingly electric karaoke night, and wildly optimistic fantasy hiking plans.

From there, it’s ribeye cooking wins (and mistakes), comfort-TV love for Frasier and Scrubs, and a nostalgic nod to the 25th anniversary of Lord of the Rings. The episode wraps with movie-theater debates — best snacks, unspoken rules, and the art of sneaking food past the concession stand.

C...

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Snow shoveling, fire-building confidence, and getting way too ready for the new season of Survivor kick things off before Alex and Jake dive headfirst into NFL chaos. They break down playoff vibes, bar-watching madness, and standout performances around the National Football League, including why Milton Williams is turning heads and how smart game planning is separating contenders from pretenders.

The episode wraps with some Sixers love—shoutout Philadelphia 76ers and Tyrese Maxey—plus fantasy basketball struggles and classic brotherly banter.

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00:00 Winter Weath...

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Jake and Alex bounce from favorite seltzers and fantasy football chaos to dating apps, board-game bars, and the highs and lows of the NFL season. Along the way, they break down wearable tech, health tracking, and what it’s like trying to stay sane in the digital age.

The conversation turns to NFL playoff action and coaching shakeups, with reactions to Bears vs. Packers, Steelers vs. Texans, and the Eagles’ roller-coaster season. Jake and Alex dig into quarterback play, broadcast quirks, and what the future holds for Philly — including roster moves...

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Jake and Alex kick off the new year by discussing personal goals, staying consistent with resolutions, and tracking fitness progress through a Lord of the Rings–inspired walking app. They share updates from their fantasy football seasons before shifting into a deep dive on the current NFL playoff picture.

The episode breaks down recent NFL games, injury impacts, kicker pressure, and coaching stability, including the continued resilience of Mike Tomlin. Jake and Alex analyze key matchups and rivalries such as Bears vs. Packers, Panthers vs. Rams, T...