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THERE’S BEEN A MURDER!!!

Well not exactly right now or like statistically maybe there is a murder happening right now but that’s just a coincidence and we’d like very much to not be implicated in that crime wherever it may or may not be happening as you read this. UM anyway — the point is CRIME! Don’t be weird about it!!

Today we are deep diving into all kinds of crimes: crimes that have happened to us, crimes that have happened to other people, crimes that have happened in the fashion world. And we bri...

Ok ladies now let’s get in Formation because today’s very special episode of Don’t Be Weird About It is going to get the people bodied: it’s Beyoncé vs Taylor Swift!!!!

Yes we are getting spicy today as we debate the beauty, the skills, the style, the star power and much more of America’s top Pop Divas! While we are a house divided, we are also a house of respect so while things may get HEATED, don’t be mean and say you’re sorry.

This level of debate is rare and you’ll be a...

Guess who’s back in the house?! No really guess! … guys come on just guess.

Fiiiiine we’ll tell you: US!!! That’s right, your favorite podcast is back and ready to rip so let’s commence the aforementioned ripping.

We’ve both been traveling in our time away which has inspired us to spirited debate on topics such as when it’s appropriate to be reclining seats on planes, bare feet in public, and the question Shakespeare himself pondered: to pre-check or not to pre-check?

Your flight is boarding now! Stow your luggage, buckl...

YOOOhoo big summer blow out!!!

Yes y’all you know what that means: it’s time to lock in on what’s most important in life… Love Island! Camp! The World Cup!

We go all out for this summer themed episode as we prep to take a wee summer recess but never you worry — we will keep the content coming in so many ways. Substack! Instagram! TikTok! If we were signing your yearbook we would say “You’re perfect never change! Stay in touch! HAGS! LYLAS!”

Xoxo,

Bailey and Maggie

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Pour yourself a cup of cawfee and you better hope the cheese is chopped because today’s episode is all about the greatest city in the world: New York!!! That’s right, we’re in an Empire State of mind as we chat about our first visits to the Big Apple, the appropriate speed for walking, subway etiquette, and much more.

Ok hold on, I don’t know if anyone even reads these so if you do, can we talk? I thought it would be funny to include a bunch of New Yor...

All aboard the big yellow school bus because we are going on an adventure today as Maggie and Bailey relive their favorite school field trips! We will journey through space, time, and multiple Ken Burns documentaries as we accompany them on their way. Will you learn things you never thought you’d want to learn about the civil war? But, of course!!! It’s not about what you want to learn, but instead what we force upon you!

Now you must away to distant lands and times! If Don’t Be Weird About It be the food of lov...

We hope you are ready to Align your chakras and Wunder what’s Under the unbreaking smiles of every Lululemon employee you’ve ever interacted with because we are ready to Define what our time working there meant to us. We also get into the ABCs of the sweat life culture, getting hit on at work, and randomly golf?

Hey we just had a lot to clear okay!! Now let’s get out there and educate on the fit and feel of the products so we can meet our stretch sales goal!

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As the esteemed Faith Hill sang weekly for the better part of fifteen years: I’ve been waiting all week for a Wednesday morning! Ahhh she was such an OG fan of ours. :)

Well lucky for you, it’s time for the episode you’ve all been waiting for. The showdown of all showdowns. Our whole lives have been leading up to this.

(Newly retired) NFL QUARTERBACK TIM BOYLE IS IN THE HOUSE! Tim lets it all loose on us and was not weird about it for even a second (he’s totally one of us). We...

Hear ye hear ye! The royal court approaches and among them are the honorable court jesters Maggie and Bailey!!

Maggie and Bailey are so honored to please the court with tales of taking a party bus to Medieval Times, their initial thoughts on the upcoming Harry Potter adaptation, and what is the deal with fan fiction?!

To be weird about or not to be weird about it? THAT is the question… Doest thou wish to be weird about it? Me hopes not! Now make haste! You must away to enjoy the jolly performance our court je...

[movie trailer voiceover]: In a world of eternal beauty and infinite mystery, there exists the mundanity and humiliation that accompanies… standing in line. While some may try to avoid their fate by knowing the bouncer’s first name, fast passes, or ordering online to pick up in store, one day, the line will come for us all. Probably at Trader Joe’s.

When that day comes, will our heroes be ready? Or will they still be debating the place of patriotism in country music. Or maybe Maggie will be describing a single outfit she wore in 2006 (but in her...

As the age old adage goes: one must kiss a few frogs to find Prince Charming. And honey! We’ve kissed more than a few! As Mitt Romney might say, whole binders full of frogs.

Things get raunchy as we recall past escapades including wasting faces of make-up, weird attempts at romantic gestures, and swindling men for drinks. We also dive into some anonymous dating stories from our listeners. Y’all have been through it!

Well we DO declare!!! This episode is a Pearl clutcher, so if you are our parents PLEASE turn back now. You’...

If you’ve ever had an older brother, you know, growing up it was his mojo dojo casa horror movie and you’re just living in it! Sorry sweetie!

Maggie and Bailey air out all of the abusive and mean things their older brothers did to them as sweet little perfect angel baby girls and this segues into discussing other horrifying things that had happened to them. Roadkill, naked men in suburbia, waking up in halls of endless doors…. They’ve lived to tell the tale and in fact that’s just what they are here to do: tell t...

Welcome to your onboarding process here at Don’t Be Weird About It Inc! We are so happy to have you join our esteemed Girl Boss empire. Together we will work to achieve our mission of stopping the world, nay, the UNIVERSE, from being weird about it.

To complete your training, please watch or listen to this important course about the ethics and mission of our organization. By the end of this hour, you will understand our co-founder Maggie’s historic eyelash modeling career, the sliding spectrum of boy movies to girl movies, and we will lay out...

Welcome back to another THRILLING episode of Don’t Be Weird About It!

This week, we flaunt our literacy (we’re as surprised as you) as we unpack Wuthering Heights the book and “Wuthering Heights” the film: celebrating when characters die, changes made from novel to the big screen, the magic of audiobooks, and just how many eggs were harmed in the making of this gushyfilm?

This adaptation may be polarizing but we see both sides of the spectrum here, so come one and come all to engage in some spirited literary discourse!!! And while we’re at...

This week we hope you will join us in fangirling over the ever-so-cool, unbelievably talented Ahmari Vaughn.

Her work as a dancer can be seen in the genre bending film SINNERS which has set the record for most Oscar nominations by a single film ever (go off) and in Kendrick Lamar’s half time performance at the 2025 Super Bowl (she was the one in the wig).

We deep dive into what it’s like to work on two iconic moments in recent culture, going to a performing arts high school, the devastating reality of getting boar...

Today we are honored and blessed to be joined by the man with the most infectious laugh this side of the Mississippi, Jeffrey Keller!!! You may know him from his stand up comedy or his viral Tiktoks but we know him from the most alluring and exciting part of his resume: summerstock musical theatre.

No gummies were consumed in the making of this podcast episode, but boy we sure were high on life (sorry) as we got into topics you've all been wondering about. Touching a bra for the first time? Yeah. The inner workings of Jeffrey's...

We may lead a glamorous life holding these microphones and saying our opinions loudly into the ether, but at the end of the day, when we take out our slicked back buns and tuck our Owalas into bed after a long, hard shift of non-stop emotional support, we are just like you: basic.

Come one come all and seek shelter in this space where it's safe to admit that the Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie is actually really good! And yeah, the quality at Reformation has gone down hill and the in-store experience is a nightmare, but the...

In the year of our lord 2016, a promise was made unto us. This promise was pledged by the wise sages known as "The Chainsmokers" who claimed boldly and repeatedly: "we ain't ever getting older".

Ten years has come to pass since this great prophecy was told and yet... We got older... In fact! The mattress that we stole from our roommate back in Boulder? No longer. Replaced by a sensible foam mattress that keeps our lower backs from aching.

ANYWAY, we hope you'll pull us Closer as we blast into the past and recount some...

Well well well, look what the cat dragged in… you! Back for more! And we are happy (ecstatic even!) to oblige.

The topic today is workouts and the tea is in fact so hot that we are going to need everyone to raise their right hand and repeat the following:

I, [your name here], do solemnly swear I will not be weird about it.*

*in this case, "it" is legally defined as but not limited to: the number of timezones in Russia, pelvic floor health, cult leaders disguised as fitness instructors, and getting to...

We're bAaaaack. Yeah yeah we get it, you missed us! Never fret, we are back in our enclosure and will not be gnawing on these bars for the foreseeable future.

Happy New Year!! The girls are so ready for 2026, but first let's take a look back on the year. Join Maggie & Bailey as they go through cultural moments, favorite shows, songs, trends, and more from 2025. What a year it was! And hopefully 2026 is wayyyy better.

*Start listening at 11:03pm on New Year's Eve to count down with the girls at midnight!! We know you wouldn't spend NYE any other way!!!

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Happy Holidays!! Join the girls for their Christmas Spectacular. There is so much fun to come in this episode, maybe even a guest appearance by none other than the Radio City Rockettes (probably not...the budget isn't that high yet)!

Maggie & Bailey go on a deep dive of the holiday, discussing Christmas traditions, favorite and least favorite holiday songs & movies, hot holiday takes, silly (and slightly traumatic) travel stories, and more! You might even get to hear a Christmas tune or two along the way.

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Today the girls are joined by author & pilates princess, Iman Hariri-Kia! Iman is the bestselling author of A Hundred Other Girls and The Most Famous Girl in the World. Her latest novel, Female Fantasy, was named a best book of the year by Kirkus Reviews and Publisher’s Weekly.

Join these three as they discuss romance books, Iman's writing process, the changing world of publishing, her Vogue (!!) wedding, growing up as an artsy kid, adolescence in NYC, & getting laid. Things are getting a bit serious around here!

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Everyone say a big welcome to our first guest, Bailey's sister Kate! You may know her from her many Lifetime movies, Founder's Day which hit theaters last year, or from terrorizing Bailey from a young age.

The girls talk about sisterhood, life on set as a young actor, Maggie's first trip to Birmingham, AL that ended in disaster, keeping the Alabama stereotype alive, and they even teach you how to slap the bag! What more could you want from a podcast?

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In this episode, Maggie & Bailey chat about pilates, the death of boozy brunch, Midwest states, Disney movies, & more!

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In this episode, Maggie & Bailey chat about the imminent threat of NYC parades, accents, Kim Kardashian's brain, Lilly Allen's newest album, capris, gift-giving, and more! They're not great at staying on topic.

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Welcome to Don't Be Weird About It! We know you've all been waiting for this one for years. Well, here she is boys! Here she is world!

In this episode, Maggie & Bailey talk about how they met, Benson Boone's retirement plan, Taylor Swift, advice for theatre kids, and more!

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