Bree's World
This podcast is your official invitation into my weird little world, where I'll be talking about my life, random stuff, and whatever else comes to mind!!!!
New Mic, Bricked Phone, Sonoma County Misappropriating Funds
First, I talk about random life updates whilst utilizing a new Saramonic Air SE. Then, I talk about my bricked phone. THEN. FOR THE MAIN STORY TODAY...
Sonoma County voters approved Measure O to fund mental health, addiction recovery, and homelessness services—but is the money being used as intended? Out of $33.1 million generated, just $625,740 has gone toward housing. In this episode, we dig into where the rest is going, why mental health facilities are receiving the bulk of funding, and what that means for the region’s homelessness crisis.
I dive into Sonoma County’s Meas...
No New Updates (Friend Probably Can't Watch The Cats) + Discord Antics
Today’s episode is a mix of real-life stress and online nonsense. My friend might not be able to watch my cats after saying she would, and on top of that, Discord has been… interesting, thanks to a certain international user. If you’ve ever dealt with flaky plans or weird internet moments, this one’s for you.
Cat Plans Might Fall Through + Discord Drama
listen to it if you want
So… My Cat Plan Might Not Work
Today I go over my latest attempt to find a temporary home for my cats—and how things didn’t go exactly as planned. I break down the conversation, what I think it means, and where I go from here as I prepare for a big life transition.
Testing Out My New DJI Mini Mic
Hello. In this episode, I just test out 2 new mini microphones that I bought off Amazon.
Update! I Found a Temporary Home For My Cats!!!!
QUICK UPDATE!!!! I found a temporary home for my cats, Starshine and Sydney!!!!!!!!
Walmart Haul + Life Updates
Today’s episode is a mix of the simple and the serious. I go through my Walmart delivery grocery haul—what I got, why I chose it, and how I’m trying to stay grounded in the middle of everything.
I also talk about what’s coming next: my plan to move into the Bridges housing program and what that transition could look like. The biggest piece right now is finding a temporary foster home for my cats before I can make that move, which has been weighing on me a lot.
It’s a real-time...
Too Tired to Figure It All Out
Just a quick check-in today. I’m feeling really tired and trying to figure out my next move—whether to go straight to the Bridges temporary housing program or take the longer route through Opportunity House.
I also started writing a Craigslist and Nextdoor post to try and find a place for my cats, but I haven’t actually posted it yet.
This episode is kind of a snapshot of where I’m at mentally right now—no big conclusions, just real life in progress.
I Have to Temporarily Give Up My Cats
I had an interview today that could change my life — a real chance at stability, housing, something better.
There’s just one problem: I can’t bring my cats.
In this episode, I talk about Starshine and Sydney, what they mean to me, and the impossible decision I’m facing — stay in an unstable situation to keep them, or let them go so I can move forward.
I don’t have an answer yet. I just know I have to figure it out soon.
Real Support, Real Stories — Buckelew Programs
Today’s episode is part of Podcasthon, a global movement where podcasters highlight causes they care about.
I’m talking about Buckelew Programs, a Northern California nonprofit that supports people facing mental health and addiction challenges.
We’ll talk about why mental health matters, how small things like slime can help us slow down, and how you can support this amazing organization.
buckelew.org
Ides of March Smoothies: Walmart Groceries, Healthy Habits & Hanging with the Cats
On the Ides of March, Bree checks in from home while hanging out with the cats and recording on a Blue Yeti USB Microphone. After two months of dieting and eating healthier, things are feeling noticeably better—both physically and mentally.
This episode is a laid-back grocery haul and lifestyle update: smoothie experiments with a Hamilton Beach Personal Blender, fruit-heavy snacks (bananas, apples, oranges), frozen strawberries, frozen Greek yogurt, and cottage cheese cups. There’s also a mix of practical pantry items like Ben's Original Spanish-style rice, organic black beans, ramen, and deli-style tuna salad pouches.
Talking About My Current Situation With My Dad Again (Part 3)
I will probably end up homeless soon and separated from my cats, Starshine and Sydney.
Talking About My Current Situation With My Dad (Part 2)
part 2 of talking about my current situation and why i'm scared and need help
Talking About My Current Situation With My Dad (Part 1)
Just talking a little bit about what's been going on. Stay tuned for more.
Fresh Air, Healthy Eating, and Chocolate That Isn’t Chocolate
It’s been over a week since the last episode, so I’m easing back in—talking about the weather, eating healthier, and why I’ve started “burping” the air in my apartment every morning. Apparently this very normal thing has a name, is big on social media, and has been standard practice in Germany forever. I also go on a mini-rant about how candy recipes are quietly changing, thanks to an investigation by The New York Times. A relaxed catch-up episode about fresh air, stale air, and shrinking chocolate.
Every Day Is Today
It’s Monday. Or Tuesday. Or maybe time isn’t real.
In this episode, Bree (also known as Slime) hangs out, drinks instant coffee made correctly this time, listens to the rain, and reflects on good dreams, grocery non-decisions, and the strange freedom of losing track of the days. The cats are present, judgmental, and deeply unconcerned with calendars.
Nothing big happens. And that’s kind of the point.
Nothing in Particular
This episode is a low-key check-in.
I talk about sleep, coffee, the cats, and whatever else happens to be on my mind — some life updates, some small observations, a little bit of everything. No big topic, no agenda. Just talking through the moment and letting things land where they land.
If you’re listening while doing something else, or just need some background company, this one’s for that.
Cat Chaos at Midnight & Why I'm Drinking Cold Instant Coffee
Bree is running on fumes after her cats decided that one nighttime feeding just wasn't enough—try FOUR. From the 9pm bedtime that seemed so responsible to the 5am wake-up call that broke her spirit, this episode is a deep dive into the reality of pet ownership that nobody warns you about.
But it's not all chaos! Bree's also breaking in her new SE X1 A microphone (and yes, you can totally hear the difference), and sharing her brutally honest take on making cold instant coffee because sometimes survival trumps taste.
If you've ever been wo...
Something’s in the Air
Over the course of three days — January 28th, 29th, and 30th — I recorded bits and pieces without really knowing what they’d turn into.
There was a shelter-in-place alert in Santa Rosa.
There was confusion.
There was a gas leak.
And there was a brand new microphone sitting in front of me.
This episode stitches together those clips as they happened — before I knew what was going on, while I was figuring it out, and after things finally made sense. A loose, unplanned audio journal of uncertainty, curiosity, and testing the sE X...
Just Hanging Out During a Shelter in Place
Today I’m just hanging out with the cats while part of Santa Rosa is under a shelter in place order due to a gas leak. I talk through the emergency alert, the weird anxiety of watching maps and zones, and what it’s like to be right on the edge of something serious.
I also share updates on my other podcasts, reflect on how space and privacy affect creativity, and wonder out loud why cats seem so perfectly content doing absolutely nothing.
A quiet, slightly uneasy, very ordinary day.
Fibermaxxing in the Morning, Hot Honey at Night
In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I talk about the absolute insanity happening in the food world right now — and what it says about us as a culture in 2026.
We’re living through two completely contradictory food trends at the same time: fibermaxxing, where people are obsessively optimizing their gut health, and the rise of “swicy,” “swangy,” and “swavory” flavors, where corporations are putting hot honey and chili into everything, including breakfast cereal. We’re drinking prebiotic sodas for our microbiomes while eating spicy-sweet chaos because it’s fun — and somehow both things feel necessary.
I get into TikTok w...
Otroverts, Britney, and Fake Microphones
In this episode: Britney Spears' latest dance video and the double standards around aging women in the public eye, discovering the term "otrovert" and why some people are social but never quite sync up with groups, and microphone obsession when you're broke.
When ICE Hired a Journalist Who Never Applied (Plus Red Streetlights & Havana Syndrome Devices)
Happy Saturday! Bree (aka Slime) is back with Sydney on the bed and Starshine napping in the cat tree cubby. Today's episode covers dad's toilet phone disaster and his new Motorola Moto G Power, decluttering microphones for Craigslist cash, and getting ready to dive into Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.
But the main story will keep you up at night: journalist and veteran Laura Jedeed attended an ICE recruitment expo as a reporter, deliberately didn't complete her paperwork, and somehow still received a final job offer and start date to become a deportation officer. What does this say...
Clapping Is Violent and Other Thoughts That Keep Me Up
Today on the show: We dive deep into María Corina Machado handing her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump (is it pandering? manipulation? genuine support?), the constitutional implications, and what it means when foreign policy might be shaped by ego-stroking. Then we spiral about why humans express appreciation by violently slapping their hands together — seriously, who came up with clapping?
Next up: the darkest Would You Rather ever. Would you want to know the DATE of your death or the CAUSE? I go back and forth about seventeen times and honestly still don't have a solid ans...
Life Updates, Viral Trends, and Music Audiophiles Love
In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) hangs out with the cats, talks about a surprisingly warm January day, and recaps a grocery run that somehow turned into buying 18 containers of strawberry milk. We get into cat food restocks, Trader Joe’s finds, Costco chaos, and why ice cream trucks are still roaming around in the middle of winter.
There’s also a quick life update — switching podcast hosts to Transistor, recovering over 60 old episodes, assembling a $20 Amazon table, and the ongoing frustration of USB-C adapters that just refuse to cooperate. Plus, a new (used) ThinkPad joins the setu...
Expired Bagels & Emotional Clues We Leave Behind
In this episode, I do a casual life catch-up: grocery delivery wins and fails, coffee, ramen n cheese, spoiled cats, Hell’s Kitchen, and what I’ve been watching lately.I also read and discuss an article about subtle signs someone may be struggling emotionally based on their living space, and share some personal thoughts along the way.Low-pressure, chatty, and real.
Expired Bagels & Emotional Clues We Leave Behind
In this episode, I do a casual life catch-up: grocery delivery wins and fails, coffee, ramen n cheese, spoiled cats, Hell’s Kitchen, and what I’ve been watching lately.
I also read and discuss an article about subtle signs someone may be struggling emotionally based on their living space, and share some personal thoughts along the way.
Low-pressure, chatty, and real.
Protests, Perfume, MGA Miniverse and Other Weekend Thoughts
I talk about wearing a “leave me alone” sweatshirt that somehow invites conversation, struggling with webcam setups and being stuck using a very heavy laptop, and realizing I’ve been unintentionally misled by the internet (again).I also get into:- Watching TV out of order without realizing it - Finally starting a new season of a show- Doing laundry (a real accomplishment)- Ordering Oakcha perfume even though I don’t usually wear fragrance- Noticing protests happening locally and around the country- Thinking about health trends and new medications- Wanting tiny fake food from MGA’s MiniverseLow-stakes thoughts, pop culture con...
Protests, Perfume, MGA Miniverse and Other Weekend Thoughts
I talk about wearing a “leave me alone” sweatshirt that somehow invites conversation, struggling with webcam setups and being stuck using a very heavy laptop, and realizing I’ve been unintentionally misled by the internet (again).
I also get into:
- Watching TV out of order without realizing it
- Finally starting a new season of a show
- Doing laundry (a real accomplishment)
- Ordering Oakcha perfume even though I don’t usually wear fragrance
- Noticing protests happening locally and around the country
- Thinkin...
Quiet Morning Check-In Before Therapy... then INDIE MUSIC!!!!
Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌
I’m Bree — also known as Slime — just hanging out, talking through my morning and easing into the day.In this episode, I ramble about:
- Being up way too early (5:30am club, unfortunately)
- Natural light vs. ring lights for recording
- Cats, garbage day, and the neighbor’s dog not getting into the trash
- An upcoming therapy appointment and not knowing what to talk about
- My ridiculous laptop situation (yes, I have three)
- String cheese eating habits (judge me)
- Diet sodas, artificial...
Quiet Morning Check-In Before Therapy... then INDIE MUSIC!!!!
Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌
I’m Bree — also known as Slime — just hanging out, talking through my morning and easing into the day.
In this episode, I ramble about:
- Being up way too early (5:30am club, unfortunately)
- Natural light vs. ring lights for recording
- Cats, garbage day, and the neighbor’s dog not getting into the trash
- An upcoming therapy appointment and not knowing what to talk about
- My ridiculous laptop situation (yes, I have three)
- String cheese eating habits (judge me)
- Diet soda...
No One Showed Up, My Dad Canceled, and the ’90s Were Wild
In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I spend the first few minutes getting the tech to cooperate before talking about the unusually nice January weather and a midnight earthquake alert I slept right through.I share about going to a Women for Sobriety meeting where attendance was sparse, taking a nap, and dealing with the disappointment of my dad canceling on me yet again — and how family favoritism still hurts no matter how old you are.I also read and react to an article about behaviors from the 1990s that were once socially acceptable but wouldn’t stand a chan...
No One Showed Up, My Dad Canceled, and the ’90s Were Wild
In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I spend the first few minutes getting the tech to cooperate before talking about the unusually nice January weather and a midnight earthquake alert I slept right through.
I share about going to a Women for Sobriety meeting where attendance was sparse, taking a nap, and dealing with the disappointment of my dad canceling on me yet again — and how family favoritism still hurts no matter how old you are.
I also read and react to an article about behaviors from the 1990s that were once socially acce...
Coffee Before Tea, Orange Cheese Lies & Trump Wants Greenland (Me Precious Titanium!!!!)
Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌In today’s episode, I start off just hanging out and talking about life — my friend Sen wanting to adopt a cat, my glasses fogging up again, how it’s weirdly hot for January, and hoping my dad doesn’t bail on our plans tomorrow.Then things spiral (as they do).We get into:☕ The surprising drink Brits loved before tea (yes, it was coffee)🧀 Why orange cheese is basically a centuries-old marketing gimmick🌍 Why Trump wants Greenland — national security, missile defense, and… PRECIOUS METALS. ME PRECIOUS GOLD AND TITANIUM.It’s history, culture, current events, and random though...
Coffee Before Tea, Orange Cheese Lies & Trump Wants Greenland (Me Precious Titanium!!!!)
Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌
In today’s episode, I start off just hanging out and talking about life — my friend Sen wanting to adopt a cat, my glasses fogging up again, how it’s weirdly hot for January, and hoping my dad doesn’t bail on our plans tomorrow.
Then things spiral (as they do).
We get into:
☕ The surprising drink Brits loved before tea (yes, it was coffee)
🧀 Why orange cheese is basically a centuries-old marketing gimmick
🌍 Why Trump wants Greenland — national security, missile defense, and… PRECIOUS METALS...
#1. NUMERO UNO. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!!
Today I checked my Goodpods rankings and somehow landed at #1 in the Indie Entertainment News weekly chart. Still processing that — but I’m not letting it go to my head. I’m still just doing my own thing.I talk about the strange category I keep ranking in, even though I haven’t really talked about entertainment news in a while. Sometimes it’s news, sometimes science, sometimes just life — and I’m not trying to turn into the next TMZ.I also talk about the weather warming up, ordering new glasses, and adding a batch of older Slime Show episodes from...
#1. NUMERO UNO. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!!
Today I checked my Goodpods rankings and somehow landed at #1 in the Indie Entertainment News weekly chart. Still processing that — but I’m not letting it go to my head. I’m still just doing my own thing.
I talk about the strange category I keep ranking in, even though I haven’t really talked about entertainment news in a while. Sometimes it’s news, sometimes science, sometimes just life — and I’m not trying to turn into the next TMZ.
I also talk about the weather warming up, ordering new glasses, and adding a batch of older...
Somehow… This Podcast Is Top 10
In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I record the first-ever video segment of the podcast and just hang out, talk life, and check in with the cats on a rainy day.I start things off with some exciting news: The Slime Show is officially ranking on Goodpods, including breaking into the Top 10 Personal Journals weekly chart. Thank you to everyone listening and supporting the show.From there, it’s a classic Slime Show stream-of-consciousness episode — cats lounging around the room, being tired after 10 hours of sleep, a sore tongue, candy snacks, and random everyday thoughts. I also talk about...
Somehow… This Podcast Is Top 10
In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I record the first-ever video segment of the podcast and just hang out, talk life, and check in with the cats on a rainy day.
I start things off with some exciting news: The Slime Show is officially ranking on Goodpods, including breaking into the Top 10 Personal Journals weekly chart. Thank you to everyone listening and supporting the show.
From there, it’s a classic Slime Show stream-of-consciousness episode — cats lounging around the room, being tired after 10 hours of sleep, a sore tongue, candy snacks, and random everyd...
Rainy Weather, a New Mic (Blue Ember), and a Stuffed Frog
In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I’m testing out a new microphone — the Blue Ember — which I picked up for $35 on Amazon and just arrived today. It’s been raining on and off here the past few days, and I woke up with a headache that I think might be weather-related.I talk about hanging out with my Dad on Thursday, January 1st, where we went for a drive, he gave me my Christmas present (a stuffed frog), and some money to buy clothes. I also play a short clip from when we were in the car together.I...