Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly
Welcome to Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly, the clean comedy podcast that delivers one sharp, stage-ready joke every week!Whether you’re a Toastmaster, public speaker, teacher, or just someone who loves a good, clever laugh, this podcast brings you quick doses of humor from the joke book Stand Tall and Laugh: Clean Jokes from a Toastmaster.Each episode is short, punchy, and perfect for:✔️ Ice breakers✔️ Table Topics✔️ Opening a speech✔️ Lightening the moodNew episodes drop every week—safe for work, safe for stage, and guaranteed to make you grin. Let laughter take the mic!
Watch for Children
A familiar roadside sign takes on a whole new meaning in this quick, clean joke.
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Nothing Prepared
A Toastmaster steps up to the lectern, takes a breath, and makes an unusually honest opening. Anyone who’s ever had to wing a speech will know the feeling.
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The Quiet Parrot
A customer asks for a talking parrot. The pet shop has one that speaks two languages, another that sings opera, and a third with a surprisingly steep price tag.
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Organized Panic
Public speaking used to mean shaking hands, a trembling voice, and a brain that checked out at the worst possible moment. After plenty of speeches and Table Topics, confidence has finally arrived… with a few quirks.
A quick, clean laugh from Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly. Follow the show for your next dose of good humor.
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Dreamweaver Latte
A coffee order turns into a handcrafted journey toward spiritual enlightenment—with a price tag to match. One skeptical customer wants a sign from the universe. The universe has excellent timing.
A short, clean comedy story from Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly.
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Three Farmers, Three Playlists, One Very Confused Herd
Every farmer has a theory about what makes a good milking session. Earl swears by classical. Joe went the other way entirely. And Jeff? Jeff tried something nobody in the county was ready for.
This week on Stand Up and Laugh, three farmers stand around comparing notes on the great dairy experiment of the season. One of them is getting beautiful results. One of them is losing buckets at an alarming rate. And one of them has accidentally started something in his barn that he cannot stop.
It is a short one, it is a...
Can't you hear
A husband is worried his wife is losing her hearing. He doesn't want to embarrass her, so he asks his doctor for a gentle way to find out.
The doctor gives him a simple test: stand a good distance away, speak normally, and keep moving closer until she answers. Sensible advice. Kind, even. What could possibly go wrong?
What follows is a slow walk across a kitchen, one unanswered question at a time — and a punchline that lands from about six inches away.
It's a joke about hearing. Sort of. It's really a jo...
Fearless…and Refundable
At the end of a stirring motivational talk, one man dares to dream big. In this episode, we explore the fine line between inspiration and disappointment, and how honesty can be the funniest response of all. Get ready for a quick dose of comedy with a side of brutal truth.
Fearless Ambitions
When a motivational speaker challenges the crowd to imagine life without fear, one man answers with surprising honesty. In this episode, we explore what happens when your boldest dream involves a pillow and absolutely no alarm clocks. A quick laugh about ambition, rest, and finding purpose in the most unexpected places.
Divine Wake-Up Call
In this hilarious episode, a passionate pastor delivers a fiery sermon only to discover half his congregation has dozed off. Instead of losing his temper, he calls on the Lord to intervene—and let’s just say, the answer came quicker (and louder) than expected.
Join us for a short, side-splitting tale about faith, frustration, and falling flat—for a higher purpose. Perfect for anyone who’s ever had a sleepy Sunday!
Two Words Every Ten Years
What happens when a man joins a monastery where you're only allowed to speak two words every decade? Spoiler: not a lot of gratitude. Tune in for a slow-burning, three-decade punchline about vows of silence, life priorities, and one very patient quitter.
Divine Negotiations in a Parking Lot
In today’s episode of Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly, we meet a businessman caught in a high-stakes deal—not in the boardroom, but behind the steering wheel. Running late and out of options, he looks to the heavens and makes a bold promise: charity, devotion, and perfect church attendance... all in exchange for a parking space. Whether you've bargained with the universe or just laughed at someone who has, this one's for you.
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A Name on the Tip of His Tongue
In this episode of Stand Tall and Laugh Weekly, we meet an elderly couple who attend a memory improvement seminar—only to discover that remembering the instructor’s name is easier said than done. It’s a gentle roast of forgetfulness, full of charm, wit, and a perfectly-timed punchline.
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Zero to 200 in Seconds
In this episode of A Joke a Week, we celebrate love, laughter, and a little bit of trouble. When a husband asks his wife what she wants for their anniversary, he takes her answer a little too literally. Buckle up for a joke that goes from zero to 200 in seconds — and lands right on the bathroom scale.
