The Snark Side

It’s Seeking Sister Wife Season 6, Episode 9, and the latest round of courtship, jealousy, and emotional triangulation unfolds like a high-stakes potluck where nobody agreed on the menu as the families gather to navigate new wives, old resentments, and husbands doing the bare minimum of emotional labor; Lorena’s pregnancy news with Ick drops into the mix like an uninvited casserole, prompting equal parts shock, awe, and Googling timelines, while wives attempt to hold group dinners together without the structural integrity of a collapsed souffle, husbands float around pretending balance exists, and new women awkwardly try to read the contract nobo...

It’s 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, Season 7, Episode 11, and the Reddit streets are ablaze as viewers spiral over an hour of financial delusion, emotional terrorism, and asbestos-flavored house hunting, with Manon and Anthony touring properties that look like OSHA violations while arguing about money they absolutely do not have, Pattiya and Dylan detonating an entire family dinner with manipulation so thick you could serve it as a side dish, and the comment section roasting everyone from Manon’s meltdown-to-minute ratio to Dylan’s Olympic-level gaslighting, all while Jenny quietly loses a café customer and somehow still ends up one of the l...

It’s The Real Housewives of Potomac, Season 10, Episode 7, and the Bravo multiverse feels like it’s expanding faster than Gizelle avoiding accountability as online chatter ping-pongs between the freshly launched, suspiciously clone-like Real Housewives of Rhode Island—where every cast member looks so similar fans are checking their TVs for a glitch—and Potomac’s far richer, far messier chaos, with Monique Samuels sweeping back in post-divorce like a plot twist no one predicted but everyone needed, Stacey stirring the internet into a moral and cultural panic with her Nigerian-themed cannabis line, and Angel once again finding herself at the center...

It’s 90 Day Fiancé chaos at its finest, and this episode is basically a masterclass in delusion, denial, and the unmatched athleticism of jumping to conclusions. Kara is out here giving us Olympic-level “I’m the main character” energy—between the partying, the accusations, the eyebrow-raising finances, and the kind of marital-equity math that would make a CPA weep—while Guillermo continues to serve pure husband-material serenity like a man who’s already done the group project and refuses to let the slackers ruin his grade. Meanwhile, Emily and Kobe are busy expanding their family and their financial stress levels, juggling babies...

It’s Sister Wives Season 20, Episode 8, and the Coyote Pass “family meeting” plays out like the world’s most hostile closing appointment as Kody, Robyn, Janelle, and Meri gather to sell the land and accidentally bury the last remnants of the Brown family unity; accusations of unfairness simmer, an alleged request for Meri to sign a confidentiality agreement drops like a lead balloon, and the whole scene feels like a group project where everyone hates the group, all while Janelle momentarily rescues the episode with pure joy over the quick, safe arrival of her granddaughter Emilia before we’re yanked back into...

It’s Season 3, Episodes 9 and 10 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives — and babes, these final two hours deliver the exact brand of emotional chaos and MomTok meltdown energy we signed up for. Taylor officially ends things with Dakota after one betrayal too many, stepping into her single-mom era while laying down custody boundaries that say, “I’m done, actually.” Jordan and her partner decide to move back in together after 90 days apart and enough therapy to power a TED Talk, giving us a reconciliation that feels hopeful… but also a little questionable. And then? The infamous “intervention” — a group meeting meant to f...

It’s Season 4, Episode 8 of Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test, and the final six recruits are thrown into an “Extraction/Evasion” nightmare that looks less like a challenge and more like a group punishment for every bad decision they’ve made on camera. Brianna is charging up that mountain like she’s powered by spite and Celsius, Shawn and Andrew East are somehow both adorable and terrifying in full tactical mode, Randall Cobb is casually reminding us he’s built different, and Gia Giudice—queen of quiet strength—continues to stun everyone by outlasting people who arrived with way bigger egos and wa...

Surviving Mormonism lands like a long-buried truth finally spoken aloud, with Heather Gay stepping out of the Housewives spotlight and into a raw, three-episode deep dive that exposes the abuse, silence, and image-obsessed culture threaded through Mormonism. The series zeroes in on survivors’ stories and the emotional wreckage left behind by an institution more invested in protecting its reputation than its people, laying bare the darker truths so many were taught to quietly endure. Unflinching, vulnerable, and louder than anything the Church ever hoped would slip through the cracks, Heather’s project hits with the same gripping intensity as The Secr...

Season 3 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives ricochets between résumé revelations and relationship implosions, stitching together the cast’s pre-fame hustle with the current mayhem tearing MomTok apart: Jessi’s salon-owner past collides with her emotional entanglement with Marciano and a marriage wobbling on its last leg, Jen’s wedding-videography grit resurfaces just as her DWTS rivalry with Whitney—who flat-out admits she only came back for the opportunity—detonates the group, and Mayci’s Goldman Sachs polish does nothing to smooth over the escalating accusations of misconduct swirling around Marciano, Demi, and anyone within earshot. With DadTok chiming in lik...

It’s Season 19, Episode 19 of The Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 2, and babes… this reunion is pure chaos wrapped in sequins. Reddit is losing it over Meredith Marks launching yet another luxe side hustle with her new party game Rümors & Nastiness, while OC delivers a reunion so messy it should come with a warning label. Jenn, Gretchen, and Katie keep circling the same “naked wasted” storyline like it’s Bravo Groundhog Day, accusations fly with zero resolution, and Slade Smiley’s absence feels suspiciously loud. Then Matt Ginella barges in ready to defend his wife like he’s auditioning f...

Season 2, Episode 6 of The Braxtons gives us family chaos with a side of cardiology, babes. Tawanda is deep in wedding prep—dress fittings, venue talk, and the very intentional “no, Tamar is absolutely not invited” boundary that is basically its own plotline. Van drops the heavy news of his congestive heart failure diagnosis, triggering a wave of fear, lifestyle overhauls, and emotional moments as he worries about repeating his mother’s fate. Meanwhile, Toni is juggling it all: her son Denim’s graduation, the surprise luxury gift that nearly made us cry, and hustling on the realtor grind as she shows a mu...

Season 3 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives crashes back onto our screens with four episodes of pure, unfiltered MomTok mayhem, centering on Jessi’s marital separation and the kiss scandal that detonates the friend group. Between dramatic readings of explicit text messages, accusations flying harder than the hairspray, and Jessi calling this her “most vulnerable and traumatic” season yet, the tension never lets up. Whitney makes a headline-grabbing return—openly admitting she only came back for the Dancing with the Stars opportunity—instantly reigniting old conflicts and alliances. The group fractures over trust, loyalty, and the hunt for a supposed m...

It’s Married at First Sight, Season 19, Episodes 11 & 12 — and the honeymoon phase has officially expired, babes. The tension is boiling as Decision Day looms, and every couple’s cracks are showing. Belynda and Chad’s blow-up takes center stage when an explosive argument ends with her walking out, leaving everyone wondering if there’s any saving this match. Meanwhile, other pairs are facing their own emotional reckonings — love, resentment, and last-ditch confessions flying faster than Dr. Pepper can mediate. With “I’m Done” energy in the air and Decision Day just around the corner, these episodes deliver all the heartbreak, awkward silences...

It’s Selling the OC, Season 4, Episodes 7 & 8 — where the million-dollar listings are glamorous, but the office drama is priceless. The agents are clawing for Jason’s $15 million Cyprus property, and after plenty of tension and tears, Alex Hall lands the listing at a champagne-soaked celebration. But while the contracts are signing, the claws are out — Ashton finds herself in the hot seat after accusations fly about lying, flirting with a client named Andrew, and spreading rumors about her own marriage. Meanwhile, Gio and Tiff face heartbreak after a second miscarriage, and Polly flirts with a fresh start (and maybe love?) with her...

Selling the OC, Season 4, Episodes 5 & 6 are giving drama in Dior, babes. The office rumor mill is in overdrive after Ashton’s “Sugar Daddy” story starts making the rounds — and let’s just say, the tension could sell beachfront property. Polly’s birthday bash brings the champagne and the shade, especially when Alex realizes she wasn’t invited (the ultimate OC crime). Between Alex closing on a new house with Ian, Austin making some… permanent life choices, and everyone pretending to care about square footage while dissecting each other’s love lives, these episodes remind us why the OC is reality TV gold — luxury l...

It’s The Kardashians, Season 7, Episode 4 — and babes, it’s giving Kris Jenner chaos, birthday glam, and family shade with a side of caviar. The episode centers on Kris’s lavish birthday bash, complete with over-the-top decor, emotional speeches, and a guest list that could fund a small nation. We’re still full from the soul food we had thanks to our listener Edison (chef’s kiss), but that didn’t stop us from feasting on the drama — from Travis and Kourtney’s intense, slightly too-perfect dynamic to Jennifer Lawrence calling Kourtney the most annoying Kardashian in that viral Vanity Fair lie detector...

It's Selling the OC, Season 4, Episodes 3 & 4 are giving luxury listings and messy friendships, babes. Episode 3 had us drooling over an $8.5 million mansion and a $25 million Rancho Santa Fe estate — yes, that’s billionaires’ bathroom square footage, not ours — while also introducing the new agent Ashton and the inevitable relationship gossip that comes with a fresh face. Episode 4 takes us to Palm Springs for Gio’s birthday, where the champagne is flowing, the sun is shining, and the drama? Intense. Ashton and Alex clash over miscommunication and perceived shade, while Tyler makes a surprise appearance for a private, emotional reunion with Alex. Betw...

We’re back in the Oppenheim jungle, babes — and somehow, Selling the OC survived another renewal! In this week’s double recap of Episodes 1 and 2, we’re doing our civic duty for the Snark Squad and diving headfirst into the chaos: Alex Hall’s contour wars, Brandi’s side-eye diplomacy, Gio’s boss energy (in his own mind), and Tyler… just existing. We talk divorce, delusion, and the $30 million listings that make us question our career choices. Then we play two games — “Why Is Tyler Even Here?” and “Celebrity Client Roulette” — because if Netflix won’t make it fun, we will. Grab a crab rangoon, pou...

It’s The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Season 6, Episode 9 — and babes, the Utah chaos is reaching new altitudes. Whitney’s stirring the snowglobe of drama, Meredith’s cryptic one-liners are back in rotation, and Monica’s still fighting for her life in every group event. Between Lisa’s luxe meltdowns and Heather’s unexpected peacekeeper era, the ladies are serving high-altitude hysteria with a side of glam. We break down every icy confrontation, gasp over that mid-season trailer (because WOW), and predict what fresh drama’s brewing for the rest of the season — all while dreaming about our crab rangoon lunch...

It’s a milestone moment on The Snark Side — Episode 100, baby! Danielle and Jay are celebrating in true Snark Squad style with laughter, shade, and a side of family drama. After apologizing for the late upload (thanks to Jays’s Amber-Johnston-level mom visit), the duo dives into 7 Little Johnstons Season 16, Episode 5 — breaking down every chaotic, heartfelt, and eyebrow-raising moment.

It’s our 99th episode, Snark Squad — can you believe it?! We’re one away from 100, and tonight we’re diving into Seeking Sister Wife Season 6, Episode 8 with full bellies, full glasses, and full opinions. Danielle’s mom (a total Amber Johnston clone) is making a surprise midnight visit, we’re having chicken and waffles for lunch thanks to Jana’s suggestion, and there’s breaking TLC gossip — Lorrana is pregnant! We unpack that wild reveal, roast this week’s episode with our usual unholy blend of love and shade, debate whether we actually like Shanay, and go deep on the big question: do...

It’s Season 7, Episode 10 of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way—and the drama is piling up like unpaid bills. Jenny and Sumit’s family café hits a major setback and everyone’s crisis-salted. Dylan finally admits that Pattiya’s money troubles are the real reason he hasn’t proposed (we knew it). Greta blindsides Matthew with her staunch “no kids, no compromise” stance. And Luke? His friend Brian straight-up warns him: “Don’t marry Madelein.” Costly cafés, engagement limbo, reproductive ultimatums and friend-for-hire interventions—this episode has it all, and we’re so here for it.

It’s Season 10, Episode 7 of Below Deck Mediterranean — and Danielle and Jay are back, full of Costco chicken-bake-glizzy-cheese-dog energy, deep into their BookTok journey (Fourth Wing, anyone?), and ready to unpack the yacht-level chaos. This episode dropped a surprise: a charter that turns into a full-on Bachelorette-meets-superyacht scenario, complete with a bachelor, his matchmaker, six bachelorettes… and the crew stuck in the middle. Kizzy’s swoop-in competition, Joe’s predictable flirt-storm, Aesha burying her side-eye deep, and a new stew trying to prove she belongs—all served on a platter of rich people antics and Bravo chaos. Danielle and Jay break it all...

It’s Season 20, Episode 7 of Sister Wives — and the Brown brood have dialed the drama past “midnight panic-call from your mom” into full-blown “plural marriage debrief.” Christine and David land the main confrontation when he claims the fundamental flaw in polygamy isn’t the wives’ feelings, but the hus-bans driving the whole thing from a throne of control. Meanwhile, Meri’s deep dive into her wedding memorabilia opens up a flash-flood of pain, Janelle tries to stay sane through the chaos, and Kody and Robyn stumble through a dance lesson like it’s marriage counseling set to salsa. Glue your pearls, grab your fl...

It’s Season 10, Episode 6 of The Real Housewives of Potomac—and this final night in Nevis is serving slow-burn tension with a splash of beachside decadence. The ladies throw a wild bachelorette party for Jassi—complete with sultry costumes and branded “call-girl” shot glasses—while Gizelle mediates the simmering showdown between Wendy and Keiarna and Angel storms off in tears after an off-camera feud. Tia and Jassi’s filter-fueled dinner fight explodes, Stacey catches a sneak conversation, and Designer Cocktails + Island Air = disaster waiting to be edited. Grab your sunscreen, we’re boat-hopping straight into the chaos

It’s Season 9, Part 1 of the 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After — No Limits Tell All, and the mansion drama is served with a side of chaos. Danielle and Jay break down every meltdown, confession, and awkward stare from the Tell All, from Angela and Michael’s emotional volcanoes to Ed and Liz’s delusions, Andrei and Libby’s trust drama, and Kalani and Asuelu’s explosive moments. Along the way, they sprinkle in snark about past couples, predict the next episode’s chaos, and debate whether Andrei really looked through Libby’s phone—or is just doing a dramatic cover story. Plus, a bonu...

It’s Season 4, Episode 7 of Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test—and we need a moment, because this one stars the king of delusion himself: Kody Brown. The man showed up like he was auditioning for Survivor: Midlife Crisis Edition and left us wondering if ego counts as body armor. From refusing pepper on his food (because apparently seasoning is for sinners) to claiming he’s not on drugs while performing like a pre-workout commercial gone wrong, Kody gave chaotic dad energy in camo. His castmates roasted him on podcasts, Reddit lit him up like a Christmas polygamist tree, and somehow...

The glass walls have shattered at the Oppenheim Group. Season 9 of Selling Sunset ends not with a champagne toast, but with a scandal that leaves the office—and the fandom—divided. Chrishell Stause’s dramatic exit exposes more than just workplace politics: it uncovers billionaire boyfriends with MAGA ties, alleged racism and homophobia, and a production team accused of protecting the wrong people. As Chrishell calls out Emma Hernan’s boyfriend Blake Davis for his offensive views, alliances crumble, and Chelsea Lazkani steps into the storm as the lone voice demanding accountability. Behind the luxury listings and slow-motion walk-ins, the season’s...

It’s Season 2, Episode 5 of The Braxtons—and the sisterhood is on life support. Towanda’s bridal shower should’ve been a celebration, but instead it felt like a therapy session with mimosas. Toni’s Miami concert gave us vocals, Trina gave us vibes, and Tamar gave us absence—protecting her peace while the family’s decades-long drama hit another high note. Between gaslighting accusations, jealousy whispers, and that explosive rumor about Tamar and one of Toni’s men, this episode was less “family reunion” and more “emotional eviction.” The Braxtons are back, raw and unraveling, proving once again that even when the harmony fa...

It’s pre-season for Selling The OC Season 4—and the drama’s already listing at full price. The Alexandras are out (goodbye, Jarvis and Rose), three new faces are in (Fiona, Ashtyn, and Kaylee), and Alex Hall and Tyler are still haunting each other like emotional squatter’s rights. Jay’s fresh off a $300 Shein spiral, Danielle’s still mourning the pants that disintegrated mid-therapy session, and somehow butter has become a luxury item. Between the trailer breakdowns, OC predictions, and a few chaotic Snark Squad games, this episode has everything: fast fashion regret, realtor turnover, and just enough delusion to get us th...

It’s reunion night in the OC, and the orange juice is freshly squeezed with drama. Part 1 gave us everything—Katie fighting for her life against “liar” allegations, Tamra tossing gossip grenades while pretending she’s Switzerland, and Shannon clutching her emotional support Archie through the chaos. Heather’s playing PR chess, Emily’s hosting her own courtroom, and the fans are divided between calling Katie a scapegoat or a supervillain. With old feuds reigniting (hi, Gretchen) and new rumors swirling faster than a champagne pour at Nobu, this was the kind of Bravo mess that makes you cancel plans and grab a sna...

It’s Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition Episodes 1,2, and 3—and the drama did not disappoint. Angie tried to control the chaos, Emily had a full-on “respect me” kitchen monologue, and Melissa discovered life without glam squads is basically camping. Danielle and Jay take on Episodes 1–3 with stories from their own childhood chaos, plus two rounds of games: what their Wife Swap would look like (spoiler—therapy and dental drills don’t mix) and which Housewife they’d actually want as their mom. It’s Housewives meets nostalgia with a dash of shade—so grab a glass, share with your messy bestie, and di...

It’s the one-month mark on Married at First Sight Season 19, and Peacock is serving us pure emotional whiplash. Meghann and Derrek’s anniversary celebration starts off picture-perfect—champagne, nostalgia, and their wedding video on full display—until Meghann drops the L-bomb and Derrek fumbles the emotional bag hard. What should’ve been a swoon-worthy milestone turns into a painfully awkward silence that could fill an entire reunion special. Between forced smiles and unfinished sentences, this episode proves that nothing says “happy anniversary” like realizing your spouse still isn’t sure they like you.

It’s Season 7, Episode 3 of The Kardashians—and the dynasty is in full, chaotic swing. Kendall rings in her 30th with a $125K-a-week Mustique getaway straight out of a billionaire’s Pinterest board, while back home, Khloé and Kourtney’s group chat feud goes nuclear. Kim blames ChatGPT for flunking her law exams (because of course she does), Kris micromanages like she’s auditioning for The Devil Wears Fendi, and somewhere between the drama and the designer luggage, we remember why this family never misses a headline. From birthday bling to legal flops, this week’s Kardashian chaos was pure luxury—served...

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back for Season 15, and the drama is sparkling before the first taglines even drop. Danielle and Jay are still dressed to kill from the Selling Sunset reunion—sequins, heels, and a bottle of moscato on standby—ready to toast to Dorit, our forever spicy Doritio. Between trailer predictions, whispered feuds, and theories on who’s getting the redemption edit (or the villain crown), the Snark Squad’s calling it: Beverly Hills understood the assignment. Couture chaos, Cool Ranch crunch, and champagne shade—welcome to the pre-season snark fest.

The Selling Sunset Season 9 reunion was pure luxury-grade drama—glittering, glossy, and gloriously petty. Chrishell showed up ready to clear the air (and the room), Chelsea and Bre turned every apology into a monologue, and Jason tried to keep control while sweating under the studio lights. Emma stayed neutral, Nicole tried to rebrand, and Amanza quietly won the night with the best lighting and the most logic. Between fake tears, real tension, and a few million dollars’ worth of attitude, this reunion proved one thing—no one lists a feud quite like The Oppenheim Group.

It’s Season 16 Episdoe 4 of 7 Little Johnstons—and the family’s annual “adventure day” turned into something of a treasure hunt marathon, with clues flying, attitudes flaring, and one very brief but much‑anticipated Emma‑Alex meetup making a cameo. Liz and Bryce’s shouting match brought the heat, Trent and Amber stood by with exasperated coffee in hand, and Amber’s subtle (or not so subtle) side‑eye could fuel a spin‑off. This week was 90 % scavenger hunt, 5 % Liz yelling at Bryce, and 5 % Emma and Alex actually showing up—so buckle up, snark squad: the little family gave us big spectacle.

It’s Season 6 Episode 8 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City — and the sun-soaked yacht trip just turned into a high-stakes gaslighting cruise. Rumors about Todd’s alleged make-out session and Seth’s mysterious mistress fuel a second-day meltdown, while Bronwyn realizes she’s been set up and Lisa’s denial game hits expert level. Add in zombie-themed dinner theatrics, confessional chaos, and more tension than the sails catching wind — this crew didn’t just leak tea, they turned the whole boat into a sieve. Strap in.

The SUR-verse is officially rebooting, and The Snark Side is here for the mess. As Bravo drops the first look at Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Danielle and Jay grab their mics (and martinis) to break down every fresh face, rumored feud, and chaotic trailer moment. With a cast full of newbies and a few familiar ghosts of Scandoval past, this pre-season special is pure Bravo foreplay—wild predictions, shady compatibility games, and a full round of applause for Brittany Cartwright’s glow-up. The Pump has been primed, the rosé’s been poured… welcome to a new era of delusion.

It’s Season 6 Episode 7 of Seeking Sister Wife, and the couples are doubling down on love, logic, and the occasional lapse in judgment. This week, Danielle’s instantly iconic line—“Oh god, we should’ve researched this better”—sets the tone as every relationship hits a speed bump, emotional or otherwise. Between awkward first meetings, wildly different expectations, and one husband who might be auditioning for a TLC crossover with Love After Lockup, it’s a symphony of side-eyes and second thoughts. In short: more wives, more problems, and even less research.