Can't Roll Straight D&D
Welcome to Can't Roll Straight, an actual-play D&D podcast airing Tuesday evenings! Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his crazy band of players: Matt, V, Em, Greyson and Ed as they journey through the epic fantasy campaign Cataclysm, set in the continent of Eltara. Brimming with fantasy Kaijus, Tarrasque-born and... clowns? If you love narrative-focused TTRPG play that feels like sitting down for your weekly game night with friends, then Can't Roll Straight is for you! We release an episode at 6PM UK time every Tuesday.
Fear and Loathing in Muld-Vegas ⎸ Cataclysm #32
No need to ‘Kilk Yourself’ WE ARE BACK! Thank you for your patience during our much needed summer break…
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
To Eat Ones Own Eggs ⎸ Cataclysm #31
Dream analysis - “Mumbo-jumbo, practiced by pseudo-shamans”
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
The Seer, The Gambler & The Acolyte ⎸ Cataclysm #30
Face up on the ceiling
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Richard The Wizard ⎸ Cataclysm #29
Have you read the art of spunking?
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Clown-land Jesus ⎸ Cataclysm #28
We’ve upgraded our recording setup… Woo! Apologies for the handful of mic etiquette issues during the ep the players are still getting used to the new microphones :)
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Chewing on a clown for content ⎸ Cataclysm #27
Whatever man just roll the dice…
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
GERONIMO! ⎸ Cataclysm #26
Maybe the real boss was the basic mathematical equations we struggled to do along the way…
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
The Jesters Speech ⎸ Cataclysm #25
They might not respect me… But neither do you
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
Edit & Animation By Ethan Crowther
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Bran banged ⎸ Cataclysm #24
A drunk octopus tells no tales
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Daddy Issues ⎸ Cataclysm #23
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Meat, Mushroom & Mollusc ⎸ Cataclysm #22
The clown CAN juggle! (I dread the day i’ll have to remaster this with smell-o-vision)
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
The Bells of the Ball ⎸ Cataclysm #21
The dummies guide to entering the metamorphoserie
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
A Learned Man (feat. Bluffy) ⎸ Cataclysm #20
The players test Ethan’s lore
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Check your literacy privilege ⎸ Cataclysm #19
Remember dear listener, water can’t be tight…
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
An Invitation ⎸ Cataclysm #18
No officer this is my clown nose
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Monstrous mycelium ⎸ Cataclysm #17
Is it wet?
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Laylan-loco ⎸ Cataclysm #16
Greetings barkeep! I'm looking for the local black market…
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Paying the price ⎸ Cataclysm #15
The ends justify the ends… Or something to that effect
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
I’m something of a pillager myself… ⎸ Cataclysm #14
Once again sorry for the technical issues with Ethan's mic at the start of combat! The issues start at 34:25 and end at 43:23 :)
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music () was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
I’m something of a pillager myself… ⎸ Cataclysm #14
Once again sorry for the technical issues with Ethan's mic at the start of combat! The issues start at 34:25 and end at 43:23 :)
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music () was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Parental guidance ⎸ Cataclysm #13
You know about war don’t you?
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Long rest, Tavern Celebration & A Royal Visit) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Always ignore the call to adventure… (Joseph Campbell was a nark) ⎸ Cataclysm #12
Shatter seems op… Just saying
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Ice Mephit Cavern, Home coming, Dungeon Collapse, Cultists Cavern & Whispering Caverns) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
To Get High On Ones Own Supply | Cataclysm #11
#Crankingit
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Jungle Shaman, Descent, Skullwharf, Dungeon Collapse & Map Chamber) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Displace This, Nerd! | Cataclysm #10
Duffy finally hits something…
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Jungle Shaman & Pit Fighter) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
The Morality of Killing | Cataclysm #9
A peasant's perspective on the many complexities and contradictions of feudalism & polytheism
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Long Rest, Jungle Shaman, Upriver Recon & Stone Barrow) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
A Minor Disagreement | Cataclysm #8
My therapist WILL be hearing about this...
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Den of Iniquity, Beggars Rest, Foghaven & Counting House) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
House of Mirrors | Cataclysm #7
Is fall damage turned on?
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Harpers Waypoint, Trireme, Dungeon Collapse & Yuletide Cantrips) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Clowning Around | Cataclysm #6
I’m a… clown fish?
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Tavern Celebration, Den of Iniquity and Homecoming) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
Shopping & Salt | Cataclysm #5
Shopping Episode!!!
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Rebuilding) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Schemes & Names | Cataclysm #4
The players take a moment of respite to plan their next steps…
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
Art by Buffy Banach
Animated by Ethan
Dialogue Edited by Robin Elias
All additional music (Between Adventures) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP needs.
A Genre Pending Production
Matricide and Milking Bulls | Cataclysm #3
He did WHAT?! (Feat. the producers having a breakdown)
Art by Buffy Banach
Animated by Ethan
Logo by @magpie.jpeg
Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
All additional music (Hidden Valley, Beggars Rest, Fog of War & The Madding Crowd) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs.
A Genre Pending Production
The Kill Stealing Clown | Cataclysm #2
The players face their first combat in the belly of Duluun. Jokes are cracked, lives are lost and one clown has a bone to pick and a flower to smell…
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Theme Tune by @pipsmusics
All additional music (The Wild Hunt, Dungeon Collapse & Pit Fighter) was created by the wonderful peeps over at ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs.
A Genre Pending Production
In the Belly of Duluun | Cataclysm #1
Join Dungeon Master Ethan and his wild band of players: Matt, Ven, Em, Greyson, and Ed as they journey through the epic homebrew fantasy campaign 'Cataclysm', brimming with fantasy Kaiju, Tarrasqueborn and... clowns?!
Logo Art - @magpie.jpeg Theme Tune - @pipsmusics
All additional music (Hidden Valley, Counting House, Long Rest, Steel Foundry & Map Chamber) was created by the wonderful ‘Tabletop Audio’. Check them out for all of your musical TTRGP musical needs.
A Genre Pending Production
