Talkin’ Schmitt
Your bestie (or sworn nemesis), Brittany Schmitt, is back with a weekly podcast where she debriefs you on her adventures, laughs through the pain of being alive and helps you hang on for just one more day! Subscribe to my Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cw/brittanyschmitt/membership
Ep 43 - Hey Besties, The Wrong Man Makes You Ugly
Brittany talks about how a homeless man almost shit on her foot, she went for a walk with the hottest man alive and how being with the wrong man makes you ugly
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Ep 42 - Hey Besties! The End is Near
Britt talks about 9/11 and how that’s how she found out her mom had a side piece at the pentagon, how AI is gonna fu*k us & the end is near
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Ep 41 - It’s Me & My Friend Alexis Haines Again
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Ep 40 - It's Me and my friend Matt LeGrande
Comedian and friend Matt LeGrande sits down with Britt to talk about sobriety, the shame of asking others for help making your dreams come true and so much more. Pls donate to his film fund & enjoy the episode
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Ep 39 - Hi Besties I Relapsed
Britt’s sit down to get candid about her sobriety or lack-thereof, she answers some badvice and gets gritty in the Patreon
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Ep 38 - It’s Me and My Friend Justin Martindale
Justin joins Britt fresh from LA to talk the *nastiest* shit - lots had to go to Patreon bc the tea is just too hot. They talk about hacky comedy, the impending coastal grandmother aesthetic and a whole lot more. You’re gonna wanna sub the Patreon this week!
Ep 37 - It’s Me & My Friend Chloe LeBranch
Chloe sits down to talk to Britt about how she’s back with her ex she talked sh*t about, growing up with 7 siblings and more.
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Ep 36 - It’s Me and My Friend Taylor
Taylor Lanore from Lanore Fine Jewelry sits down to talk to Britt about leaving corporate to make jewelry, her meet cute in NYC with her current beau and the diamond industry and everything you need to know about it!
Follow her at @lanorefinejewlelry
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Ep 35 - Hi Besties, It’s Me & Pops
Britt sits down with her bestie (pops) from Hell (Florida). They have a candid chat about him growing up in a family of 12, his views on life and funny stories from his childhood.
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Ep 34 - Me & My Friend Dicey Again
sorry for the bad audio besties. we will have it fixed next time.
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Ep 33 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Emma
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Ep 32 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Dicey
Dicey sits down with Brittany to chop it up about how growing up sucks, healing is very annoying, and they roast each other, with love.
Follow Dicey @diceyapproved
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Ep 31 - Hi Besties, We’re Going to France!
Britt chats you up about her impending trip to the South of France, how sometimes you have to be the villain in other people’s story, and the synchronicity since moving from New York
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Ep 30 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ali Kolbert (Again)
Ali sits down with Britt to play We’re Not Really Strangers, talk about how romantic love isn’t the end all be all and stop sharing her location with Brittany in real time.
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Ep 29 - Hi Besties, We Live in NYC!
his episode Britt dives into the move, the heartbreak and the hope in all of it.
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Ep 28 - Hi It’s Me and My Friend Charlotte McKinney
Charlotte sits down with Britt to talk about the blessings in a breakup, career redirection and sobriety.
Follow Charlotte at @charlottemckinney
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Ep 27 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shawn Breathwaite
Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shawn Breathwaite On this week’s episode Britt’s astrologer gives her a big, fat “I told you so” regarding her compatibility with her ex, talks about his new book ‘Unbreakable’ which explores healthy communication within relationships and they break down Astrological gangbanging.
Get his book on Amazon https://a.co/d/05FBYFEf
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Ep 26 - Hi, We’re Single & Moving to New York!
Brittany spills about her recent breakup, how bad things always get better and dives into Badvice
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Ep 25 - Hi Besties, Should We Move?
Britt’s back talking about (possibly!) moving to New York, not aligning with Palm Beach and a piping hot Badvice segment.
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Ep 24 - Hi, Let’s Keep on Truckin’, Shall We?
This weeks episode discusses time with family, how annoying Mother’s Day is for the motherless and closing thoughts and reflections on the design disaster. Please subscribe to the Patreon to support the show. Love you besties!
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Ep 23 - Hi, It’s Me Hanging On By a Thread
Hi Besties, this week we talk about how we can all be pettier, the skincare products I’m loving recently, and how we’re all barely hanging on by a thread.
Ep 22 - Hi Besties, We Lost Biggie, But Not Each Other
Hi Besties, We Lost Biggie, But Not Each Other A heart wrenching episode where Brittany talks about the loss of her best friend, Biggie Smalls. She talks about soul contracts, gives you some tea on creepy ass Eric Swalwell, bawls about Biggie and digs deeper into the Art of Detachment.
Followed by: Week one of "The Artist's Way"
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Ep 21 - Life Keeps Life-ing
Life is tough but F it we ball.
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Ep 20 - Hi, It's me and my friend Dr. Eric W. Anderson
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Ep 19 - Hi, It’s Me & Mr. Manhattan
Boyfriend Max sits down to talk about their hectic first date, the design disaster when they moved in together, and his launching of 212 Bagel Co.
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Ep 18 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Shapel Lacey
Comedian and podcaster Shapel Lacey sits down to talk about complicated family dynamics, forgiving people who hurt you, triggers for anger & how he’s backed off on his road rage.
Follow him @shapellacey on TikTok and instagram
Ep 17 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ashley Hesseltine
This week Britt sits down with podcaster and friend, Ashley Hesseltine. They talk about the importance of a prenup, the comedown after a wedding and the importance of speaking highly of the ones you love. Enjoy!
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Ep 16 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Tara Cannistraci
Comedian and podcaster, Tara Cannistraci sits down to talk about her favorite cosmetic procedures/skincare, revisits her past as a school counselor and talks about the trials and tribulations of comedy.
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Ep 15 - Hi, It’s Me and My Mental Illness
Hi besties, we’re back this week going absolutely bananas. Britt dives so far into the Epstein files she makes herself sick, spills some tea about the living situation and declares positively she’s not a girl’s girl. This episode’s dichotomy of wrath and healing will make your head spin.
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EP 14 - Hi, We’re On the Mend
Hi besties, Brittany sits down this week to give you an update on life. She talks about the power of gratitude lists, trying to make new friends and how she’s actually not that good of a person. We’re all just doing our best! Enjoy!
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Ep 13 - Hi, Everything is Bad
Hi guys! A short episode for you this week, so sorry. The move went horribly wrong, Brittany is podcasting from an attic in Wisconsin and dealing with some *drama* as well as being sick. Just a quick lil catch up for the besties. One day at a time over here!
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Ep 12 - Goodbye, LA!
Britt sits down solo to walk you through her journey in LA, the ways this city has witnessed her change and the way the love she’s found here has shaped her as she prepares for goodbye. Her and Mike chop it up. It’s not goodbye, it’s see ya later.
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Ep 11 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Ali Kolbert
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Ep 10 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Gabby Lamb
Comedian and podcaster (Tea Time) sits down with Brittany to chat about being medicated, skincare procedures, dark tourism and the human psyche as a whole.
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Ep 9 - Hi, It’s Me and My Friend Craig Conant
Welcome back besties, this week we sit down with Craig Conant to talk about patience in the process, spiritual healing through plant medicine and imperfect sobriety.
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Ep 8 - Hi, It’s Me and My Friend Eddie Pepitone
Comedian Eddie Pepitone sits down to chat about whether or not money makes you happier, the demons in our heads and the bumpy ride of comedy.
Please go watch his special https://youtu.be/9J4h6UCYbh4
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Ep 7 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Alexis Haines
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Ep 6 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Rayna Greenberg
Comedian & podcaster Rayna Greenberg joins us to ring in the new year discussing how her dating disasters led her to launch a comedy tour, how we probably shouldn’t trust girl’s girls and why Gen Z is so stressed out.
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Ep 5 - Hi, It’s Me & My Friend Frankie Quiñones
Hey besties, this episode Britt backtracks slightly - sorry! She talks about the reality of her move, books to read and badvice before having on actor/comedian Frankie Quiñones to talk candidly about the chaos of addiction, the path to recovery and shooting his first special. Please enjoy this candid conversation between friends.
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Ep 4 - Hi, Happy Ho-Ho-Holidays!
Britt brings you some holiday sneer, gives you an update on her special, a little advice from her therapist and a warm send off into the holidays!
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