Squeakquels: A Sequel Podcast
What if the next great film sequel wasn’t decided by the soulless bean-counters and franchise necromancers that run Hollyweird but by two losers with too much time on their hands? Step into the writer’s room with Jude and Jordan as they break down the tone, themes, and tropes of every film and franchise to produce the next totally unnecessary follow-up film!
Kindergarten... JK APRIL FOOLS DAY BRACKET!
Did we trick you? Did we trick you fools?
It's just a goof off with Nas as the Apryle Foole drops by with a twisted movie challenge.
Kindergarten Cop feat. Samurai Movie Jam
We begin cycle three with a new friend in the cuck chair - Nas from Astoria, Queens.
The Samurai Movie Jam boys, Brian and Dave, drop into the pitch room and propose some sequels to this classic film.
And of course we continue to seek the Gump within.
Wrap It Up #1 w/ Shrimpbeef
We're just a couple goofs goofing around.
Movies kind of covered: Jaws, Air Bud, Challengers, Forrest Gump
Oscar Night w/ Birthday Girl Gitelmonster
Jordan's partner Anna joins to chat about the Oscar movies we've seen.
The ones we didn't? WHO GIVES AN EFF!
Son of Gump
Who would be the worst celebrity to still be alive today?
Jordan performs a poem in honor of his friend David and Jude really just lets his ADHD take the show all over the place.
Starring Glen Powell as Gump Jr.
A Slight Delay!
Just dropping this to let y'all know the Gump read is on its way!
Forrest Gump
We discuss the film based off the hit Weird Al song.
You seen this crazy movie? Did Gump give rise to the anti-intellectual movement alive today? Would he have stopped or participated in 9/11? How many wet Gumps can slop together to create Gump Prime?
Brought to you by LegalZoom and The Voice.
Open: A Challenger's Christmas w/ Danielle Carney
Love is in the air and on the court!
This is a fun one, y'all.
Challengers w/ Danielle Carney
RIP Catherine O'Hara.
It's the season of love and we have Danielle Carney (@daniellesarcasmo) on to chat Challengers and teach Jordan and Jude about the meaning of love.
Kind Bud: Beagalize It
Everything is political. Even Air Bud.
Shrimps joins us to read a script that Jude actually gave a hoot about.
Shrimp for New Years 3/3
Raw, real, (mostly) uncut... but you won't even be able to tell what horrible thing I took out.
If these eps are your bag we continue to dig into the Kia Effect, we discuss something called the Barnum and Bailey Dichotomy, and we continue it all in honor of The Voice.
Thank you, The Voice.
Air Bud
Air Bud is the most pure example of the American Dream.
Man finds dog. Man profits from dog. Dog dies. Man profits from memory of dog. Man loses everything. Woman inherits the earth.
This might actually be our tightest episode yet, but there is someone sawing concrete in the background for about 1/3 of it. Sorry, but thats Nooyawk baby!
Jaws 666: The Conjawring
During an unseasonably warm fall in Amity, shadows still lurk in and out of the water after the bloody events of last summer.
Jordan has lost his mojo. We are joined by the Beef and Jude makes an unfounded declaration. The whole thing is very Lynchian, ya know? Do you know what THAT means?
Jaws w/ Tyler Menz
We are joined by comedian Tyler Menz @jtylermenz to hear pitches on his absolute favorite movie of all time Jaws.
Jordan describes the basic plot of the rest of the movies in the Jaws franchise while Jude looks up shark "claspers".
Loose Jody's hurt Brodys.
Shrimp for New Years 2/3
The second unfiltered/uncut taste of Shrimp, Jude, and Jordan talking about topics tangentially related to The Sixth Sense, Jurassic Park, The Departed, and Donnie Darko.
Happy New Year!
Shrimp for New Years 1/3
What goes with champagne better than a plate of shrimp?
An uncut conversation with Shrimps about some things that vaguely have something to do with the last 4 movies we've covered on the podcast.
Part one of three.
A Pitchmas Carol
It's the holiday season and woopty flop!
Featuring Annie-Sage Whitehurst and Clayton Hamburg.
Stocking Up 4 the Holidays
A few tips and tricks to get you through this holiday season!
Frank IV - from the Books of Donnie Darko
Jude just writes whatever he wants.
Jordan confronts Jude.
Nothing is resolved.
We investigate gangstalking and the power of twins.
Donnie Darko
We're real film dudes on this episode.
We discuss the prescience of this goofy movie and about how not cringe it is even though it feels like it should be Hot Topic emo-bait.
We jump on Quora to see if there is a way to get to the past or change the future.
Jurassic Ruin: The Lost Ending
The end bit to our Jurassic Ruin episode.
Most of our chatter got lost so I threw in some outtakes for fun!
Jurassic Ruin
After 26 years Tim and Lex return to Isla Nublar, but under much different circumstances.
Shrimps joins us this episode and we discuss what Rule 34 looked like throughout history and how each holiday must have a Scrooge.
Jurassic Park
It's Isla Nublar.
That's it. That's all.
Could someone even imagine a sequel to Jurassic Park?
Ye Olde Departed - Hystories
Something is severely f*hcked in the Colony of Massachusets.
We are joined by Shrimpbeef, Jude's work ethic is revealed, and we talk about our bodies bring chucked into the dirt.
The Departed
Just dudes being dudes killing other dudes.
Maybe they become zombie?
The Seventh Sin - A Sixth Sense Sequel
26 years after the events of "The Sixth Sense" Dr. Malcom Crowe comes back into Cole Sears' life with a warning. Something is coming and Cole's gift is needed to stop it.
We also play a game called "Did They Go to Heaven?"
The Sixth Sense
When you rewatch "The Sixth Sense" you remember that a lot of it isn't actually scary and it's mostly a soft and sad movie about a strange boy and his fractured relationship with his mother.
It's Halloween. We talk ghosts. We talk fan theories. Adult Haley Joel Osment is just child Haley Joel Osment is a big fuzzy man suit, right?
Hello from Squeakquels!
Whats the podcast about? Sequels. What is a sequel?
We're trying to figure that out. I hope wikipedia helps.
