SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website
This podcast exists because you deserve better than the SEO bollocks currently being sold to you. Every week, I'll give you 10-15 minutes of straight talk about SEO. Practical advice that actually works for B2B websites trying to get found on Google/search and make money. The kind of stuff that's been proven over years, not dreamed up last Tuesday by some LinkedIn tosspot. Real SEO from someone who's been doing this since dial-up was considered fast. I'll tell you what works, what's complete nonsense, and which tactics will get your website buried faster than you can say "guaranteed...
SEO F**king IS for small businesses
In this episode I’m taking on one of the most annoying lies in the SEO world. You’ve probably heard it. “SEO isn’t really for businesses your size.” Yeah. That's total bullshit.
Someone asked me about it on LinkedIn and honestly, I could feel my blood pressure rising.
So I’m breaking down why small businesses keep getting fobbed off by big agencies and why it has nothing to do with SEO… and everything to do with profit.
I talk through the real reasons you’re being dismissed and then walk you through what...
The F**king SEO Your Web Designer Promised vs What You Actually Got
Ever handed over a chunk of cash to your web designer for “SEO” and ended up with nothing but a plugin and a lot of empty promises?
Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is https://nikki-pilkington.com/ and in this episode of SEO F**king What, I’m pulling back the curtain on what really happens when web designers say they do SEO—and how you can tell if you’ve been stitched up.
I’ll walk you through the fixes and explain why most web designers aren’t SEO experts (and why that’s not a dig at the...
I'm SEO F**king Tired...
Fed up with watching charlatans and self-proclaimed “AI SEO gurus” rake in cash and followers by selling absolute bollocks? Yeah, me too.
 This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to get found in search and make money from your website
In this no-bullshit episode, I’m explaining:
Why the “SEO is dead” crowd keeps shouting the loudestThe real reason AI content farms never win long-termHow to spot the red flags (and the actual strategies that still work)If you care about sustainable SEO that actually ran...
Chat GPT isn't your fu*king SEO team!
LinkedIn told you to sack your SEO tools and just use ChatGPT. Cute.
 This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to get found in search and make money from your website
In this episode, I break down the three biggest ChatGPT SEO myths — fake volumes, fantasy Keyword Density (KD), and imaginary competitor analysis. I also give you a budget-savvy playbook that actually works: using GSC, manual SERPs and free tools.
And I share exactly where AI belongs (and where it doesn’t).
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Why the f*ck isn't my blog post SEO working?
Hey hey. It’s Nikki, and welcome to "SEO F*%king What", the no-bullshit podcast about getting your website found in Google by the people who actually want to buy from you - without the wanky advice the LinkedIn gurus are peddling.
If you’ve ever spent hours crafting a blog post only for Google to completely ignore it, this episode is exactly what you need.
I'll be slicing through the usual SEO myths and explain why your posts aren’t ranking - and more importantly, how to fix it fast.
This episode will h...
Your SEO sh*t - who actually owns it?
Hey hey, it’s Nikki, and welcome to "SEO F*%king What". This is the podcast where I cut through the bollocks and give you the real advice you need to get your website found (and making money) on Google.
In this episode, “Who Owns Your SEO Shlt,” I’m talking about something that’s been pissing me off for years: the sneaky way agencies and freelancers end up owning your entire Google presence without you even knowing it.
Over three decades working in digital marketing, I’ve seen businesses spend thousands on Google Ads, Analytics, a...
SEO is not dead, FFS!
Welcome to "SEO Fucking What," the podcast that cuts through the bullshit and tells it straight, with no wanky jargon and no panic-peddling.
I’m Nikki, here to help you make damn real money from your website by showing up on Google, not by falling for shiny new courses or scare tactics from so-called LinkedIn gurus.
In today’s very first episode, we're tackling the biggest scam floating around the digital marketing scene: the tired claim that "SEO is dead."
So grab your coffee (and maybe cover your ears if you’re sensitive to swe...
SEO F**king What... To Expect From This Podcast
SEO F**king What is coming to your favourite podcast app. Are you ready for it? The "SEO Is Dead" Bros certainly aren't...