Not Supermodels

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By: Jen & Crystal

A podcast by two friends who are former bandmates. We discuss all sorts of things some of it you might find interesting …or not.

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#50
Yesterday at 7:41 AM

This weeks show we discuss parental care when they age, Crystal is participating in the great dachshund race at emerald downs in Seattle on Sunday with Deena the elder rescue dog that she has. I don’t think Deena will race and she doesn’t either she thinks Deena will get in trouble and be thrown out. We shall see. We also discuss her friend who restores cast iron skillets in Seattle and how Crystal thought her business name should be Deadpan Doula and she used it! We talked about what our most favourite or least favourite job ever was for...


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08/14/2026

This week’s episode we talk about Jackie the beautiful bald eagle who took ill and was rescued about 4 weeks ago and how she lost her battle to survive. Her legacy and our feelings around this great loss. We discussed our favourite clothing as kids and in high school. We also discussed the biggest events we’ve ever attended and also a skill we thought we would be good at. We talked about donating to the organizations that helped Jackie in her fight for her life. The Ojai Raptor Center, CALM, Friends of Big Bear Valley.org these great organizations help...


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08/07/2026

This weeks podcast is pretty short. Not usually only 26 mins but he its a quick listen and you can hear us discuss music that we may not have normally listened to but we did listen to. Or I did listen to last week. We also discuss our similar feelings about metal music as well as our mad respect for Taylor Swift but also music that we don’t necessarily listen to.


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#47
07/31/2026

This week we are pretty random but we do have some strong opinions about AI and customer service fails like Ring Camera and also Best Buy.We also discuss what we think the will cause the end of civilization as well as do we think Robots will run the world in our lifetime….thus the AI discussion. Tune in or listen and let us know what you think about AI and the end of the world give us your thoughts vis Email we tell you how to email us in this podcast.


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#46
07/24/2026

This weeks show is about many things. We discuss the internet sensation Jackie and Shadow and how Jackie took ill and the people of Big Bear came together to rescue Jackie who was unwell. The Fire company of Big Bear stood over Jackie and looked after her until 2 am until the Raptor center could get there to rescue Jackie. She is gravely ill but has a team of great veterinarians looking after her at the Ojai Raptor Center. Consider a donation to Ojai or to Savemooncamp.org. Both organizations are doing great things. Ojai rescuing raptors all over California and...


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#45
07/10/2026

This week we discuss music and the Mongo Jerry song in the summer time and how really shitty it is even though its a catchy tune as well as other songs that are similar in nature. We also discuss some proud moments in our lives and also do you forgive easily or not and why. We also get to see Deena Crystals Doggie and Blue Belle Jens Chonk cat ….if you are watching the podcast.


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#44
07/06/2026

This week our discussion goes all over the place from Seattle Gay Pride to the eaglets of SHadow and Jackie and their reaction or non reaction to the Fireworks on the 4th and Sandy’s accidental fludge and her brother Luna’s feelings about that or so Jen perceived them to his successful fledge and their triumphant return to the nest to be nonplussed by the fireworks barrage that sounded like a war zone on the 4th. We also discussed our lesbian driving prowess in dodging things falling off the hack of trucks on the highway and we discussed the spec...


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#43
06/27/2026

This week we are referring to this episode as the therapy episode. We just discuss the things that are making us crazy in our lives. Maybe you have things that make you crazy as well you can share them in the comments section.


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#42
06/22/2026

This week we discuss random things. We had no agenda so tune in and see where the conversation went. Deena makes an appearance! Happy Gay Pride!


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#41
06/13/2026

This week we revisit the Mojave desert phone booth and randomly talk to a very cool dude Anthony from SoCAL and he explains more about the premise of the phone number and how people have come to interact with the phone number sometimes on a daily basis. We also visit some new questions this week and find out that Crystal has a plethora of knowledge about our Presidents. Tune in and have a listen and drop us a comment sometime. Tell us where you are listening in from.


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06/01/2026

This week we talk to Jason Weber about his music and we discuss his gig in Ogonquit Maine for the summer. We also talk music and some other things…. so join us won’t you?


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#39
05/26/2026

This week we discuss the Mohave phone booth. We actually call the number and leave a message…it’s fun it texts you poetry when you hang up unless you are me. Crystal talks about the cleansing ceremony for the flag that needed to be destroyed. We also talk a bit of music some recommendations on Rachael Yamagata latest album and we discuss Jimmy Webbs impact on the music scene.


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#38
05/15/2026

This week we discuss music and other things so tune in will ya?We also discuss Heart and why the eff they never got a Grammy.


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#37
05/08/2026

This week there is more fun with the IRS. We discuss ghost cats, also Crystal has to deal with a Nazi Flag that came into her possession only because she wanted to dispose of it in a way that honours the holocaust victims. There is a bit of a back story there as to how it ended up in her possession. It will be destroyed this weekend!. No music this week but we will get back to it next week.


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05/01/2026

This week‘s episode is an interesting one. We discuss my trials with trying to get the IRS on the phone and not have them hang up on me. And to also get the IRS to listen to what I was actually saying instead of accusing me of being a person changing my story constantly if they would listen, they would’ve known that anyway IRS everybody hates them right even more reason to hate them this week and I discussed that. We talk about Bee keeping because Crystal is starting a hive! We also talk about the friends of big...


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#35
04/25/2026

This week we recorded late at night and I think you can tell. We were a little punchy so have a listen I think this weeks show will make you smile while listening you might even laugh.


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#34
04/22/2026

This weeks episode we delve into the origins of Coachella. We also discuss other music festivals. We discuss our love for Keith Morrison and how we would love to interview him for the podcast. We talk about how weird and fun humans are. We revisit the Knitterz with a z. We also discuss Harry Nelson and his musical genius. Tune in and have a listen!


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#33
04/10/2026

This weeks episode is …well let’s just say we discuss a LOT. Tune in and listen to us discuss elder care, seems like Jen was ripe to discuss all things growing up, getting older, trying to survive. Check it out and also drop us a line if you are listening in. We welcome all of our new listeners from Kuwait City, Iraq, Brazil Turkey, and South America and Renton Washington!


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04/03/2026

This weeks episode we talk about the moon launch, our favourite actor or actress that is underrated, our question of the week is where or how did your parents meet? Our artists of the week are Chaka Kahn and Rhiannon Giddens. We also have a discussion about the great repertoire that is Maya Rudolph and offer some great suggestions for things to watch. Tune in and have a listen. We always Keep it real! Maybe we need to change the name of the show….nope we won’t!


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#31
03/27/2026

This week we actually kept it under an hour and a half! We had some Music discussions as well as our questions of the week. Do share your thoughts in the comments will ya?


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#30
03/20/2026

Well this weeks episode went all over the place we touched on being a parent and Disney, dating, being single, loss of a good friend, and our question of the week was kinda weird but funny. Have a listen we did minimal editing on this episode cause it was so free flowing. Item of note we are participating in the Podcasthon this week in support of the Trevor Project. Please donate! It’s an important organization supporting our LGBTQ+ youth. Recently this administration removed support for LGBTQ+ youth with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. Infuriating we now so support the Tr...


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#29
03/13/2026

This weeks episode goes all over the place. We discuss our fave Canadian artist/musician, Horse export,Geology, History, Music, and more! Tune in and hear for yourself but this one ran a bit long….long enough for a nice long gym workout or a trip on a regional airline flight or maybe just a long long walk.


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#28
03/06/2026

Listen this week and be taken away from the state of current events…escape for an hour and listen to us talk about appliances and music our faveourite songs and the local Seattle music scene. ESCAPE this week.


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02/27/2026


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02/20/2026


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#25
02/13/2026

This week we talk superbowl and you’ve got to see crystals hat!


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#24
02/06/2026

This week we discuss just random stuff but stay tuned to the end there is a surprise. We do not actually ever coordinate what we wear but you will be surprised at the end. Also what is your most memorable memory from High School?


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#23
02/01/2026

Yes we do talk politics today I mean how could we not?


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01/23/2026


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#21
01/16/2026

This week we interviewed Jason Weber a wonderful musician from Palm Springs California who was a delight to talk to. We discussed so many things this week so tune in we think you will find it a very interesting conversation. We started at the Golden Globes and ended with a discussion about his music and then some other topics that you will have to listen in and hear for yourself.


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#20
01/02/2026

This weeks episode deals with some sensitive topics including suicide..if you or someone you know is struggling please reach out to the suicide hotline 988.


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#19
12/21/2025

This weeks episode we interview cinematographer/actor Robert Lawson. We discuss his various projects including Christiania and his latest work. We also discuss theatre and the influence it had in his life.


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12/16/2025

A very chill episode we discuss life crap


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12/06/2025


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11/20/2025


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11/05/2025


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#14
10/25/2025

This is part TWO of the how I spent my vacation episodes. We also in this episode discuss our thoughts on a new airline and how it could be successful because….lesbos.


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10/25/2025

We are catching up from being on vacation and weve got a lot to say. We discuss our two vacations and how they were this week. We’ve split these into two separate episodes so as not to think you want to listen to us hack for two hours straight.


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10/11/2025

This weeks episode keeping with the spooky month of October we talk to Katy from Katys corner cafe in Seattle and she tells us about her spooky experience in Ocean Shores Wa. Out on the Pacific coast.


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10/02/2025

This week we are pleased to introduce you to Brian Saber a member of the LGBTQ+ community and we talked to him about becoming a gay parent and the process of adopting. This weeks show opens the door to how he became a parent and his adoption process and parenting in NYC and New Jersey. We discuss coming out as an adult and how that can be difficult. The struggles of that and raising kids and choices made. Living in Palm Springs “gayville”. A comparison of being a parent in New Jersey vs living in a LGBTQ+ positive community and how...